"I know, I know!"

At the critical moment, a voice came, that of a thin and gentle boy.

Tang Shaoyan was overjoyed: "Hurry up and show it to everyone."

He Ziyan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Are you more anxious than me?"

"How could it be? It's such an interesting question. I hope someone can answer it. I'm not selfish, hehe." Tang Shaoyan laughed.

"Teacher He, I have to go to the podium to make it." The boy said again.

"Okay, come up." He Ziyan invited him to the stage.

The boy is usually very quiet, but today in this lively classroom, he opened up his heart and risked his life. With the encouragement of his classmates and the expectations of Teacher Tang, he came to the podium.

He Ziyan smiled and said: "Now you can perform."

The boy said embarrassedly: "I also want to borrow the desk. I hope the two teachers will allow it."

"Feel free to use it." He Ziyan said softly.

Use a lecture table? How is this boy going to demonstrate? Not only are hundreds of students stunned, but even Tang Shaoyan is confused. Do you want to dig out your eyeballs? Don't make such a joke, I am currently holding the moon for nine days

Acupuncture cannot heal eyes!

The boy didn't waste much time and climbed onto the desk first, lying on it with his whole body, facing the classmates below.

At this time, I saw him placing a finger across the bridge of his nose and looking at the finger with both eyes at the same time.

“It’s incredible!”

"It's really smart. The lower eyes look up and the upper eyes look down. He did it!"

"good!"

Only then did the students realize that the boy had to put his body sideways in order to complete the movements proposed by Teacher He.

He Ziyan nodded after seeing this. She also admired the boy's ability and said: "Yes, you got the answer right. So, I failed the first two questions."

Tang Shaoyan breathed a sigh of relief, ***, so that’s what happened, my IQ is indeed too bad.

Having already answered two questions correctly, the students' enthusiasm is getting higher and higher, and it seems that they are about to break through the lecture hall. Also, if they answer one more question correctly, Teacher He and Teacher Tang can kiss. How exciting it would be.

"Okay, now I'll ask the last question." He Ziyan thought that there was no room for error in this question and she had to be careful and cautious.

"Zi Yan, in my opinion, your wisdom cannot compete with these children, so you should give up, haha." Tang Shaoyan smiled softly.

"Stop talking!" Teacher He gave him a hateful look, then faced the crowd and said, "The last question is about my boyfriend Tang Si."

Hearing what she said, everyone became even more interested.

At this time, He Ziyan gently fiddled with her silky hair and said: "My boyfriend Tang Si has something shorter than many male teachers in the school. What is it?

"

this……

After she finished speaking, everyone was speechless and allowed time to pass by.

"Hey, classmates, can you answer it?" After twenty seconds, Teacher He pursed his lips and smiled, and his smile was extremely charming.

"I said Zi Yan, why do you say I'm short?" Tang Shaoyan took a breath and touched He Ziyan's arm dissatisfied.

"You are already short, why should I tell you?" He Ziyan snorted.

Ge Laozi, next door to Mahler, who should I talk to to reason? Tang Shaoyan burst into tears.

The students below couldn't sit still anymore, and some boldly began to say: "Teacher He, this question of yours is a bit difficult, can you give me some tips?"

He Ziyan smiled and said: "Forget it, let me be more specific. Tang Si's is shorter than Principal Chen's, and it is also shorter than the previous Vice Principal Pan..."

This sentence caused an uproar###.

"Teacher He, you...how did you know?" the students asked.

"Of course I know, I've tried it, okay!" He Ziyan stood on the podium and spoke calmly, without being affected at all.

"No way?" Tang Shaoyan was speechless.

The students were even more agitated and used their imaginations to talk.

Of course, can these imaginative college students have anything good to say?

"I didn't expect that Teacher He, who usually ignores male teachers, would secretly do something like that..."

"I wonder if Teacher Tang will dislike her, ugh."

"It's also said that Teacher Tang's is the shortest. I don't think it should be. Teacher Tang is so handsome, how can it be short?"

Tang Shaoyan heard all these words and asked in a low voice: "Zi Yan, you didn't lie to me, did you? Have you tried it with them?"

He Ziyan snorted coldly: "Is this still false?"

Oh my god, why didn't I notice it before? What should I do now? Tang Shaoyan said with a sad face: "After doing this for a long time, the hat on my head is so green, I never noticed it..."

"What's green?" Teacher He frowned.

"No more talking, it's just tears." Tang Shaoyan sighed.

He Ziyan was too lazy to pay attention to him and said to everyone: "Students, have you thought of the answer? There are still five seconds."

But how can anyone dare to say such shameful things? Zhizhiwuwu doesn’t know how to speak.

Seeing victory in sight, Teacher He was even more proud and started counting the seconds: "Five, four, three, two, one, time is up, I'm sorry to everyone, but I won in the end, haha."

"Teacher He, we are convinced that we lost, but you have to tell us what the answer is, right?" The students shouted, everyone thought, we are embarrassed to say it, it depends on how you express it, Teacher He.

"You don't even know such a simple question." He Ziyan smiled heartily.

After a pause, she said: "The answer is that Tang Si's name is the shortest!"

name?

Everyone immediately fainted and worked for a long time. Is this the final answer? Yes, Tang Si's name is two characters, and the principal Chen Zhigao and the former vice principal Pan Zhixiong are both three characters, which is indeed longer than Tang Si's name.

.

Damn it, are we all mentally retarded? We didn’t even think of such a simple question?

Tang Shaoyan also suddenly realized, you Zi Yan, you scared me just now, no matter what, it doesn’t matter if you win, I will kiss you in public to calm the shock!

Thinking about it, he hugged He Ziyan, put his big mouth on her lips, and kissed her heavily.

"Hey, you...um..."

He Ziyan was shocked, but she couldn't break free from his grip and could only melt under his passionate kiss.

The students were still secretly upset, but they suddenly discovered the scene on the podium, where Teacher Tang Si actually kissed him. That was not bad, so everyone quickly took out their mobile phones and started taking pictures.

Presumably, there will be a bloody storm in the campus forum tonight, and the posts of Tang Si and He Ziyan will also become the hottest topic.

Finally, the class came to an end amid laughter and laughter.

Tang Shaoyan pulled He Ziyan, said goodbye to everyone, and walked out of the lecture theater. The students continued to follow him until the bell rang for the next class, and they reluctantly walked to their respective classrooms.

"Zi Yan, were you feeling comfortable just now?" Tang Shaoyan held her hand and asked with a smile.

"You still say it's all your fault!" He Ziyan said coquettishly.

"Oh? What do you mean, you feel uncomfortable?" Seeing that there was no one around, Tang Shaoyan grabbed her breasts and said with a bad smile, "Well, in order to make you more comfortable, let's change places first."

With that said, he pulled He Ziyan into the woods and came to the original sandbag.

Teacher He didn't dare to raise his head: "You... what are you going to do?"

Tang Shaoyan smiled and said: "Do what makes you comfortable. Don't worry, this time it won't be about sandbags, but real muscle clashes!"

"Fuck you!" He Ziyan cursed.

"It's class time now, no one will pass by, come on, let's hurry up." Tang Shaoyan licked his lips, lifted up her skirt directly, and put his hands in it.

"Hey..." Teacher He was embarrassed.

"You're already so wet, and you still say you don't want to?" Tang Shaoyan laughed strangely, leaned her against the tree, hurriedly took out his hard weapon, and pushed it in.

"Oh..." A comfortable voice came out of He Ziyan's mouth immediately. She no longer resisted and allowed her boyfriend to tease her.

Tang Shaoyan was in high spirits. In this environment, he was even more energetic and played enthusiastically.

They thought there was no one, but the truth was always unexpected. In the dark bushes, a fat woman once again raised the camera and recorded the fierce battle between the two.

Of course, besides He Ziyan’s cousin Tu Huahua, who else could do such a thing?

After the clouds and rain stopped, He Ziyan quickly packed her clothes and said with a blushing face: "You pervert, you really don't learn well and don't even look where this is."

"Don't burn bridges, okay? Who kept saying 'yes, yes, yes' just now?" Tang Shaoyan joked.

"Hey, don't say any more!" He Ziyan's face became even hotter.

"By the way, why didn't I see classmate Xiaomiao in class today?" Suddenly, Tang Shaoyan thought of the school beauty Miao Mengrong.

He Ziyan managed to calm down and said, "You said you weren't interested in me. If you were really not interested, would you care about me so much?"

Tang Shaoyan was speechless and said: "She is also a student of "Acupuncture". I can't even ask her?"

Teacher He then said: "Didn't you say last time that the Miao family is now managed by Miao Mengrong? I think she is still busy with the family business and has not come to class during this time."

Tang Shaoyan said: "I hope everything goes well for her."

Thinking that he had helped her find two helpers, Ouyang Xiong and Qin Danshi, and had eliminated the thorns in the family for her, Tang Shaoyan suddenly felt worried. I remembered that classmate Xiaomiao had said to me last time,

The shareholders' meeting of the Miao family will come to Jingang City in the near future. I wonder if she will encounter trouble?

He really thought that Cao Cao was about to arrive. His phone rang instantly. It was Miao Mengrong calling.

"Hey, classmate Xiaomiao, what's going on?" Tang Shaoyan pressed the call button.
Chapter completed!