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Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 3 choices(1/3)

55.How did you feel at that time?

Young Master Gu: (Pampering) Niannian, you can’t play with other people’s feelings like this.

Niannian: Take care of me!

Author's mother: Wait, did we forget something?

Mr. Gu: No. Next question. (Continues to laugh)

Author’s mother: Have you answered the questions?

Mr. Gu: (still laughing) Of course. Otherwise, what do you think we have been doing in the five minutes since you asked the question?

Author's mother:...Is that so...

Mr. Gu: Yeah. Next question. (Keep laughing)

Author's mother:...oh...

56. How was the other person doing at that time?

Niannian: The other party? I don’t know, he was drugged at that time!

Author's mother: (Admiration) Is this the first time you have such a heavy taste? Mr. Gu, you are so strong!

Mr. Gu: (Falling into memories) Well, Nian Nian was struggling very hard at that time, it seemed like she was in pain, and she even cried.

Niannian: You work so hard! You don’t care about my thoughts at all! You don’t care about my feelings at all! You, you!!!

The author's mother: It seems she is so angry that she can't speak...

Mr. Gu: Actually, I have the strength to relax and do good foreplay, and I only did it once...

Niannian: Liar!

Mr. Gu: Really...

Niannian: Humph!

Mr. Gu: (wry smile) It’s really true!

Niannian: Humph!

The author’s mother: Oh, Niannian is having trouble!

57. What was the first thing your mother said in the morning the day after her first baby?

Nian Nian: Once you are alive, the second time you are familiar with each other. Since you have slept with each other, you can consider them acquainted.

Mr. Gu: Uh, get out...

Author's mother:...(I...have nothing to say...=_=|||)

58.How many times do you do this in a week?

Mr. Gu: It depends on the situation.

The author’s mother: How about that?

Mr. Gu: Well, maybe three or four times.

Niannian: Ah? Only three or four times?

Mr. Gu: Oh, do you think Nian Nian is not enough?

Niannian: (black line)...you heard wrong...

Mr. Gu: I will work hard for Nian Nian.

Niannian: (black line, black line) No need!

Author's mother: Ah - I seem to have seen Nian Nian's future - (crying)

59.How many times a week is ideal?

Mr. Gu: I think about her all the time.

Niannian:……

The author's mother:...it will break.

Mr. Gu: It’s said to be ideal.

Niannian:...A horse like you...

Mr. Gu: Baby, are you praising me?

Niannian:... Whatever you want. (Give up treatment)

60.What kind of h is it?

Niannian: Aren’t they both h? Is there a difference?

Mr. Gu: Then——that’s it.

Author’s mother: How?

Mr. Gu: That’s right.

Author’s mother: Which one?

Niannian: That’s it

The author’s mother: What exactly is it like?

Mr. Gu: Isn’t that the case?

Author's mother: ...No one will understand, okay - according to your words - (continues to cry)

61. Where is your most sensitive place?

Nian Nian: (rolling eyes) Hey, your saliva is about to drip!

Author's mother: Oh, I'm sorry

Mr. Gu: What "sensitive place"... (frowning)

Author's mother: Uh-huh, where is it? (Excited)

Niannian: Why...our Q&A will be hosted by you...(powerless)

The author’s mother: This is what I worked hard for, huh! (satisfied)

Niannian: So why do we have to do the questionnaire here?

The author’s own mother: At the request of the broad masses of people...

Niannian: Uh-huh!

62. Where is the other person’s most sensitive place?

Author's mother: (Happily) Haha, I can run away from the first grade, but I can't hide from the fifteenth grade. You still have to answer after all.

Niannian:... (Glancing suspiciously)

Author's mother: I'm looking away! Anyway, it's worth it to drag you down if I die! Isn't it just that I don't have a job! Will I be afraid of you?!

Nian Nian: Chi——(Mie laughs)

Mr. Gu: (squints) Forget it, Nian Nian. It’s rare to do a questionnaire, so just do it seriously——

Niannian: Humph!

The author's mother: Mr. Gu...(crying and moved)

Nian Nian: Neck, waist, back. (Somewhat awkward)

Mr. Gu: Niannian is very sensitive all over her body, especially some places that will make cute sounds when touched.

Author's mother: (tears) I'm just asking you where -

Mr. Gu: (laughing) How could I let others know?

Author's mother:...otl (Why do I suddenly feel like an idiot for working so hard...tears)

63. What do you want to say to the other person at h?

Mr. Gu: The stubborn look on Niannian’s face as she grits her teeth and endures it is so cute!

Nian Nian: I, I didn’t! (Blushing, flustered)

Mr. Gu: Okay, okay. Then no (pampering)

Niannian: I told you not to deal with me! (Getting angry)

Mr. Gu: No way, I didn’t deal with you!

Niannian: Humph!

(Author’s mother: Am I being ignored again?)

64. Do you like doing it or hate doing it?

Mr. Gu: I like it.
To be continued...
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