Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 3 choices(1/3)
55.How did you feel at that time?
Young Master Gu: (Pampering) Niannian, you can’t play with other people’s feelings like this.
Niannian: Take care of me!
Author's mother: Wait, did we forget something?
Mr. Gu: No. Next question. (Continues to laugh)
Author’s mother: Have you answered the questions?
Mr. Gu: (still laughing) Of course. Otherwise, what do you think we have been doing in the five minutes since you asked the question?
Author's mother:...Is that so...
Mr. Gu: Yeah. Next question. (Keep laughing)
Author's mother:...oh...
56. How was the other person doing at that time?
Niannian: The other party? I don’t know, he was drugged at that time!
Author's mother: (Admiration) Is this the first time you have such a heavy taste? Mr. Gu, you are so strong!
Mr. Gu: (Falling into memories) Well, Nian Nian was struggling very hard at that time, it seemed like she was in pain, and she even cried.
Niannian: You work so hard! You don’t care about my thoughts at all! You don’t care about my feelings at all! You, you!!!
The author's mother: It seems she is so angry that she can't speak...
Mr. Gu: Actually, I have the strength to relax and do good foreplay, and I only did it once...
Niannian: Liar!
Mr. Gu: Really...
Niannian: Humph!
Mr. Gu: (wry smile) It’s really true!
Niannian: Humph!
The author’s mother: Oh, Niannian is having trouble!
57. What was the first thing your mother said in the morning the day after her first baby?
Nian Nian: Once you are alive, the second time you are familiar with each other. Since you have slept with each other, you can consider them acquainted.
Mr. Gu: Uh, get out...
Author's mother:...(I...have nothing to say...=_=|||)
58.How many times do you do this in a week?
Mr. Gu: It depends on the situation.
The author’s mother: How about that?
Mr. Gu: Well, maybe three or four times.
Niannian: Ah? Only three or four times?
Mr. Gu: Oh, do you think Nian Nian is not enough?
Niannian: (black line)...you heard wrong...
Mr. Gu: I will work hard for Nian Nian.
Niannian: (black line, black line) No need!
Author's mother: Ah - I seem to have seen Nian Nian's future - (crying)
59.How many times a week is ideal?
Mr. Gu: I think about her all the time.
Niannian:……
The author's mother:...it will break.
Mr. Gu: It’s said to be ideal.
Niannian:...A horse like you...
Mr. Gu: Baby, are you praising me?
Niannian:... Whatever you want. (Give up treatment)
60.What kind of h is it?
Niannian: Aren’t they both h? Is there a difference?
Mr. Gu: Then——that’s it.
Author’s mother: How?
Mr. Gu: That’s right.
Author’s mother: Which one?
Niannian: That’s it
The author’s mother: What exactly is it like?
Mr. Gu: Isn’t that the case?
Author's mother: ...No one will understand, okay - according to your words - (continues to cry)
61. Where is your most sensitive place?
Nian Nian: (rolling eyes) Hey, your saliva is about to drip!
Author's mother: Oh, I'm sorry
Mr. Gu: What "sensitive place"... (frowning)
Author's mother: Uh-huh, where is it? (Excited)
Niannian: Why...our Q&A will be hosted by you...(powerless)
The author’s mother: This is what I worked hard for, huh! (satisfied)
Niannian: So why do we have to do the questionnaire here?
The author’s own mother: At the request of the broad masses of people...
Niannian: Uh-huh!
62. Where is the other person’s most sensitive place?
Author's mother: (Happily) Haha, I can run away from the first grade, but I can't hide from the fifteenth grade. You still have to answer after all.
Niannian:... (Glancing suspiciously)
Author's mother: I'm looking away! Anyway, it's worth it to drag you down if I die! Isn't it just that I don't have a job! Will I be afraid of you?!
Nian Nian: Chi——(Mie laughs)
Mr. Gu: (squints) Forget it, Nian Nian. It’s rare to do a questionnaire, so just do it seriously——
Niannian: Humph!
The author's mother: Mr. Gu...(crying and moved)
Nian Nian: Neck, waist, back. (Somewhat awkward)
Mr. Gu: Niannian is very sensitive all over her body, especially some places that will make cute sounds when touched.
Author's mother: (tears) I'm just asking you where -
Mr. Gu: (laughing) How could I let others know?
Author's mother:...otl (Why do I suddenly feel like an idiot for working so hard...tears)
63. What do you want to say to the other person at h?
Mr. Gu: The stubborn look on Niannian’s face as she grits her teeth and endures it is so cute!
Nian Nian: I, I didn’t! (Blushing, flustered)
Mr. Gu: Okay, okay. Then no (pampering)
Niannian: I told you not to deal with me! (Getting angry)
Mr. Gu: No way, I didn’t deal with you!
Niannian: Humph!
(Author’s mother: Am I being ignored again?)
64. Do you like doing it or hate doing it?
Mr. Gu: I like it.
To be continued...