Chapter 540 Beauty's Sex Joke
Next, Huang Xiangyun became more and more comfortable with the left and right hand, straight and straight, up and down, rubbed and push, and used everything to do, making the four beauties panting and annoyed!
Looking at their tempting little look of glaring at Huang Xiangyun and their chests fluttering, they wished they could bite him to death!
Huang Xiangyun was very clever, and soon he lost several times. The four little beauties were all happy and jumping, roaring, roaring, waving their fists and raising their faces, all of them were so bad.
Their cute little appearance made Huang Xiangyun and the animals that had been coveting, and there was something called beast blood boiling in their bodies. And they all rushed to the most prominent place, rising up and standing firmly!
Huang Xiangyun saw that the four little beauties were sweating all over. Although they were beautiful, they couldn't bear it. So he said, "Let's go and cool down for a while. There are also cases in front of the teaching building. If you want to play, it will be cooler in the woods. Let's continue playing!"
The beauties looked at the hotter and hotter weather and agreed with this idea. There was no shade of trees here, it was very hot. They followed him to pack up the tennis rackets, crossed the sports field and the cement road together, followed the shade under the office building, and walked towards the woods to the west.
Huang Xiangyun suddenly remembered something and asked them to leave first. After a while, when they were about to reach the woods, he chased after them and handed them each a bottle of iced Hongbaolai soda and a box of ice cream from Hongbaolai.
Hongbaolai is a very famous brand in the province. Its soda, peanut milk and cold drinks are very popular. Among them, syrup and tsar date ice cream are sold well across the country.
In fact, in Huang Xiangyun's opinion, Hongbaolai soda and peanut milk should be sold well across the country. He thinks that Coke and Sprite are not as good as Hongbaolai soda!
The most important point is that the soda from Hongbao is not only refreshing, but also after drinking it, it is not like Sprite Coke or something. It has some lingering smell in the mouth and is very uncomfortable. After drinking the soda from Hongbao is not at all, it feels refreshing and in the mouth and throat, which is really refreshing.
However, Huang Xiangyun also understood that in this world, especially in this extremely magical land of China, good things may not be praised. Maybe they will disappear inexplicably or get them for foreigners. Tormented things may be popular!
To put it bluntly, trash people and disgusting forces are not a single bit, filling almost every corner of this magical country...
Huang Xiangyun understood, but he did not have the leisure to care about these messy things. He wanted to live a good life now, strive to find his beloved beauties and spend the long life together, and his wish is enough!
The four beauties were very satisfied with his performance. They spoke of the little brother one by one, and they were good at it. They were really good at doing things, which made Huang Xiangyun smile bitterly.
However, it is very beautiful to give the beauty a feeling of being surrounded and caring. He likes this feeling very much. It is like returning to the wonderful time of the past!
There were many people in the woods, either one-on-one couple, or one-to-one couple, a bunch of friends, fellow villagers and classmates, taking up all the places they could occupy. There was no way, Huang Xiangyun and the others had to find a few large stone slabs in the corner and placed them side by side on the wet ground.
Huang Xiangyun took off his coat and spread it on it, allowing them to sit. The clothes were not big, and the five people were naturally a little compact when sitting, but the cool breeze was blowing, the shade of the tree was thick, and the stone slabs were frozen. It felt very comfortable and did not feel hot.
Huang Xiangyun sniffed the fragrance of the four beauties, and he simply lay lazily on Liang Xiaoyu's snow-white thighs. Liang Xiaoyu shyly pushed him but couldn't push him away. Chen Xuejing and the others asked her to give it. In desperation, she let him continue to lie down, her heart was fluttering, filling a gentle and sweet mood!
Huang Jiaorou and Lin Jingying suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom. When they came back for a while, they took a large piece of plastic cloth from the class and threw it on the stone slab. Five people pillowed on my legs and I pillowed on his legs. They all lay down and stretched to yawn. It was so comfortable, I really wanted to sleep!
But when he was sleeping here, he was afraid of getting sick, so Chen Xuejing said, "Let's tell jokes, I'll tell you first!"
Everyone thought her proposal was good, so they all agreed. Chen Xuejing coughed twice, cleared her throat seriously, and told a joke.
"Snake, Ant, Spider, Centipede, and several people were playing mahjong at home. After 8 rounds, the cigarette was finished. Everyone discussed who to buy cigarettes. The snake said: I don't have feet, I won't go, so let the ants go. The ant said: Spider has eight legs, more than mine, so let the spider go. The spider said: No matter how many feet I have, it's not as good as the centipede brother, let the centipede go. The centipede was helpless and thought to himself: There is no way, who made me have more feet? So the centipede went out to buy cigarettes...
More than an hour passed, and the centipede was not back. Two hours later, the centipede was not back after buying cigarettes. So everyone asked the spider to go out and see. As soon as the spider went out, he saw the centipede sitting at the door. The spider was very angry and asked, "Why aren't you going yet? Everyone is waiting." The centipede was also anxious and said, "Brother! You have to wait for me to put on your shoes?"
Everyone laughed loudly. After laughing, Huang Jiaorou said, "I will also talk about one... Little Sheep's mother told Little Sheep: "You can't swing, because this will make others see the pants." One day, Little Sheep said to her mother: "Mom, I'm playing with Xiao Ming, I won!" Mom said, "Aren't you not allowed to swing?" Little Sheep said proudly: "I took off my pants, so that others can't see my pants!"
Everyone was hilarious. The three girls beat Huang Jiaorou and pinched her little face, and laughed at her as a little lustful girl and a hooligan. She said that they were all too hypocritical. When they were in the dormitory... her little mouth was covered! The three girls' little faces were red, afraid that the little girl would tell her secrets, and that would be dead!
After the fight, Liang Xiaoyu told the third joke.
"The earthworm family was bored that day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces to play badminton.
The earthworm mother thought this method was good, so she cut herself into four sections and played mahjong.
The earthworm father thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.
The earthworm mother cried and said, "Why are you so stupid? You will die if you cut it so hard!"
Earthworm father said weakly: "...I suddenly want to play football."
Chapter completed!