On the bus, a beautiful girl is watching a humorous joke.

A pervert wants to take advantage of the situation, so he squeezes the girl with his body behind.

The girl couldn't bear it anymore and turned around and shouted: "Push you can squeeze!"

The whole car was silent, and the pervert was stunned.

Silence for two seconds, and said timidly: "1..."

Lin Jingying's joke is the same as Huang Jiaorou's joke. Not only did she get laughter, but she also tortures and beats the three girls.

Huang Xiangyun felt so excited when he looked at the beautiful scenery that was not a hidden appearance of the four girls. He could not have imagined that the girls nowadays were so bold. Not only did they dare to tell pornographic jokes in front of him, but they also dared to be so fierce that he could not even see them!

Huang Xiangyun swallowed his saliva while appreciating him attentively, and suddenly showed his hooligan behavior to the beauties, so he was beaten up.

During this period, the tender tofu he ate and the scenery he saw were so many times more than just now!

Huang Xiangyun felt that the four beauties must have done it on purpose. He was so handsome that they couldn't help but want to give him some sweet things to try so that he could seduce him to commit crimes...

After playing Huang Xiangyun, he also saw enough of the scenery, had enough of the massage of Big Rabbit, and told the fifth joke.

“The nun took the priest’s car to go home at night.

On the way, the lustful priest actually put his hand on the nun's snow-white thigh!

The nun shyly questioned the priest: "Do you remember what Article 129 of the Bible says?!"

After hearing this, the priest blushed and took his hand away.

When he got home, the priest hurriedly opened 129 Bibles and saw that it said: "You will get great happiness when you go deeper!"

After seeing it, the priest shouted: "God, it's a pity that you're not familiar with business!"..."

"Stirring Hooligan."

"Little pervert."

"Beat you to death and make you a hooligan."

"Beat him hard!"

Huang Xiangyun took advantage of their fight with him, touched this one and pinched the other one. The girls were having fun and didn't care about taking advantage of him and eating small tofu. But he was so beautiful that he was also covered in red marks and a lot of purple beans!

The beauties beat him enough and asked him to talk about something better again, not to turn yellow. So Huang Xiangyun had to say another one.

"The spider was engaged to the bee, and the spider felt very dissatisfied, so he asked his mother: "Why did I marry a bee?" The spider's mother said: "The bee was a little quarrel, but she was also a flight attendant at least." The bee was also very dissatisfied, so he asked her mother: "Why did I marry a spider?" The bee's mother said: "The spider is a little ugly, but she is also an Internet player."

After the spider and the bee got married, they were very happy at first. The bee said: It's so good, I can eat meat. The spider said: It's great, I can taste honey. Later, they always quarreled, and the bee said: If you don't go out all day, you will know how to get your broken-in network! The spider said: If you go out all day, you will lose all your makeup!

Finally made up, but: Bees always complained: You are too closed and always staying in your own net. Can you go to the outside network and communicate with the spiders outside? The spider sighed: Oh, you don’t know, the company has restricted it, and you really can’t go to the outside network..."

The Internet is not popular yet. There is no Internet in the entire Lingcheng. It seems that there are only two or three companies in the provincial capital Chuncheng. However, it is not called the Internet, but the computer room. It is the same name as the place where computer games are played.

The four beauties in front of this joke thought it was ridiculous, and the allusion on the Internet behind it seemed a little cold. Huang Xiangyun also remembered the reason after finishing the joke.

Fortunately, the four beauties didn't bother with this issue, but suddenly remembered the Internet and talked about this topic.

After just chatting for a few words, they pestered Huang Xiangyun and told jokes. Huang Xiangyun said, "I have told two of them. Can we talk about them in another person!"

The four little beauties were all fierce and fierce, and said in unison: "No!"

Huang Xiangyun was helpless and had to continue rummaging on his memory bank and telling them jokes.

"...In an ancient mountain village, an ancient village has emerged. Because they have been isolated from the outside world for generations, they are like people in the peach blossom land, and the outside world has developed a strong interest in them. So a beautiful female reporter went to this backward mountain village to interview local people.

The interviewee was an old man in his 50s. After knowing that they had been isolated from generation to generation, the female reporter was very surprised and curious, so she planned to describe the joys, sorrows, and joys of their isolated life.

"May I ask, what is the happiest thing you have ever had over the years?" asked the curious female reporter.

"One winter, the sheep from the third family next door were lost." said the old man.

"The sheep is lost, what's there to be happy about?" The female reporter was even more curious.

"After the sheep were lost, dozens of us went up the mountain to search on torches. After searching for three days and three nights, we finally found it in a corner of the back mountain." The old man took a sip of cigarettes, squinted his eyes and said with endless aftertaste.

"What happened after finding it?" the female reporter asked curiously.

"It was already late when we found it. We set up a tent in the snow pile to rest. The wind outside was very strong and we felt very bored, so everyone took turns to get on the sheep.**!"

The female reporter obviously felt a little embarrassed, and she wanted to avoid this topic. So she interrupted the old man and asked if there was anything else to be happy about?

"One winter, the new wife of Lao Ma's family got lost in the mountain," said the old man.

"Has found it?" the female reporter asked.

"Dozens of us searched for three days and three nights, and finally found it in the corner of the back mountain. So we set up a tent to rest. It was windy in winter and we were all bored, so we took turns to the new wife of Lao Ma's family, which was so pleasant." The old man said and knocked on the pipe in his hand.

The female reporter felt even more embarrassed. She decided to avoid this topic, so she asked, is there anything worth sad about in these decades of isolated life?

The old man's face suddenly changed, his hands began to tremble, and he could hardly grasp the dry tobacco in his hand. Two drops of turbid tears rolled out from his deep eyes, his lips trembled for several times, and his body seemed to be trembling. After a long silence, he said, "I lost it in one winter."

Another stinky hooligan, little pervert and other words of praise, Huang Xiangyun saw the scenery again and received a passionate massage...

The girl was really strange. She said that Huang Xiangyun was a stinky hooligan and little pervert, but after beating her, she asked him to continue talking. Is this clearly giving him a chance to continue to be flirting with them?

Since he was given a chance, Huang Xiangyun could not ignore it, so he told another yellow joke.

"...A woman said that after marriage, her husband went out to do business. She was afraid at home, so she asked her sister-in-law to be her companion. She got up in the middle of the night and relieved her hands in the spittoon in the house because she didn't dare to go out. She relieved her hands first, and urinated into the spittoon silently. Her sister-in-law later relieved her. Because she was very anxious, the sound was the same as a whistle, and she said: "Okay, there is still a whistle."

The next day, my sister-in-law went to her house again. After passing a date garden, I went to pick two dates to eat. The young man who looked at the garden found that he was fined. The girl said no. Seeing that she was pretty, the young man said, "Then you go into the house and have a sleep! Then it's okay." The girl passed away without any help. After returning, she got rid of her hands again in the middle of the night. After the girl's sister-in-law finished expelling, the girl didn't say anything. The sister-in-law asked, "Oh! Where is your whistle?" The girl shook her head and said, "Oh! I'll eat it after changing the dates!"..."
Chapter completed!