Chapter 14, Shit without paper
Tong Jing looked at Xiao Mo, "You think there is any better way to pay attention than this?"
"This," Xiao Mo rubbed his head and thought. He couldn't think of a good idea for killing people and looting goods for a while. He took Tong Jing's mobile phone and looked through it on the table. Suddenly, he stood up with his eyes wide open.
There is hatred, despair and disbelief in it!
"What?" Tong Jing was really shocked.
After two seconds of thinking, Xiao Mo stabilized his emotions. He switched to the main interface of his phone and put it on the table. He returned to his usual useless expression and said with a smile: "What do I think I am? I'm just a half-dead old man."
Ah, it’s easy to get it done, you took all these photos?”
Tong Jingding glanced at Xiaomo. She didn't understand why Xiaomo's mood fluctuated so much before, and she didn't take it to heart. "Well, a few days ago, my sister had a premonition that something was going to happen, so she asked someone to monitor him."
"Yeah." Xiao Mo staggered out and said, "I need to go to the toilet..."
Tong Jing ignored him, but took the phone on the table and looked at it, thinking, "What did this kid find? Or remembered something? Why is he so excited? He won't run away, right?" After thinking about it,
She felt a lot heavier. To be honest, she just regarded Xiao Mo as an arrow in her hand. She had to find a way to trap Xiao Mo and kill Wang Lao Ba as soon as possible.
When Xiao Mo walked out of the door, his expression dropped, and he ran into the bathroom angrily and kicked open the bathroom door.
"Who is it? Be gentle, I was about to poop, but now I'm holding it back, oh shit..." A voice came from a toilet.
Xiao Mo was furious now, "What the hell, I want you to take care of me. I can do whatever I want." After saying that, he kicked me in a mean way, "Can you take care of me?"
"Nima. Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"
At this time, these words came out in unison from the eight toilet rooms.
Xiao Mo calmed down and didn't reply. He was now throwing bombs in the toilet - causing public excrement. He opened the only remaining toilet room with a click and walked in. He went up and pointed at the toilet and kicked "Song Weiwei,
Are you a woman? Are you going to follow such an old person? "Papa" stood up and jumped vigorously, venting the anger in his heart. "Fuck, what an old man. You have two dollars and you are just dragging me along? You can sleep with anyone you want."
Who are you sleeping with? I can’t kill you...Money, money, money, Song Weiwei, all you care about is money...Li Dawei, you kid, don’t be so arrogant, even if Weiwei has a child, it’s not mine...
...I x!" It was still hard to get rid of the anger in his heart, so he kicked him hard again. Now that he was more energetic after eating, he had to vent his anger.
"Waiter, security guard, manager...there's a 2b here." A loud roar came from the toilet next door.
Xiao Mo pointed at the toilet and kicked it again, "You kid, just pretend to be a B. Who are you calling a 2B? I call this the lightning and thunder before defecation. You know what it means, you will be a shit-eater for the rest of your life..."
He deliberately spoke in a loud voice.
At this time, I only heard from the next door: "It's so cool, I finally pulled it out, thank you, buddy, that's very impressive."
Xiao Mo was stunned. He didn't expect such a weird thing to happen. He was able to cure others even when he was criticizing him. It was really impressive. After a while of struggling, half of the anger in his heart was finally gone.
"Bang" the door was pushed open, and Xiao Mo hit the opposite wall with great force, almost going to see Ultraman. He turned his head with a sullen face, stared at Xiao Si in front of him, and cursed incessantly.
"Are you blind? You didn't see anyone inside..."
Xiao Si covered his stomach with his eyes, and there was a look of extreme pain on his face. "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention. I didn't open the door, so I thought no one was there?" He looked at Xiao Mo carefully. "Brother, are you finished? I can't hold it in anymore."
Stay here, can you give in?"
Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and pushed him out. "I haven't started yet? Wait a moment..." He closed the door and looked at the toilet, muttering to himself, "Now that I'm here, it's no use if I don't..."
He opened the lid and sat on it.
The little boy outside was knocking on the door: "Brother, hurry up, hurry up, I really can't hold it in anymore..."
Xiao Mo shouted to him: "Go to another house and have a look..."
"Everyone, there is someone, please, hurry up..." Xiaosi looked anxious outside, sweating on his head, crossing his legs and covering his stomach.
Xiaomo rolled his eyes inside, and was quite angry at the photo of Song Weiwei and that man kissing just now. After sitting on the toilet for more than 10 seconds, nothing came up, and when he was about to stand up with his pants up, he felt something
The fart was about to come out, so he hurriedly sat down again.
"puff"
With a sound, Xiao Mo breathed a sigh of relief, but something felt wrong, as if something came out, and then he pulled it out. He muttered: "It turns out that pooping is also a kind of practice."
When he couldn't pull it out, he reached for the paper in the drawer at the back, and his heart suddenly tightened, "There's no paper!" When he touched his pocket again, it was empty. He originally thought of going to the toilet to find something.
I wanted to vent, I never thought that this would allow Xiang to vent, it was unexpected.
Just when Xiao Mo was at a loss, there were muffled fart sounds outside for about 7 or 8 seconds. He suddenly thought of Xiao Siyan outside, sticking his butt forward, struggling
Open the door.
I saw Xiao Siyan sitting on the ground outside, leaning against the door on the side. Xiao Mo said to him: "Brother, borrow some paper..."
"No!..." Xiaosi replied with stern eyes.
"I'm done, it's your turn." Xiao Mo said slowly, "Ah..."
"I can't get on." Xiao Siyan yelled, "Damn it, it's already in your pants, and you still have a woolen thing on..."
"Ah? You can't take off your pants and poop..." Xiao Mo felt incredible. "How can a living person be choked to death by poop?"
"I was just waiting for you. I couldn't hold it in any longer. Before I could rush, I came out..." Xiao Siyan sat on the ground motionless.
Xiao Mo was speechless and said even more shamelessly: "What about your paper? Just ask me to use it."
"In my butt pocket."
"Take it out..."
"How can paper escape if there is shit in a trouser pocket?"
"Ah!" Xiao Mo stretched his butt forward. This movement became numb after a while. He sat back and patted his head. "What should I do? The greatest sorrow in life is to find that I didn't bring any paper after taking a poop." He knocked on the next door.
"Brother, please borrow some paper."
Chapter completed!