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Chapter 15, How did you wipe your ass?

"Beast," Xiao Mo cursed softly, "Have you stuffed it all in your butt?" It seems that other people can't count on it. They are really miserable and don't have mobile phones. If they have, they can inform Tong Jing and let someone send some.

The paper came. After thinking for a moment, he shouted at the top of his lungs: "Waiter, waiter, give me some paper..."

"Are you done yet? Why are you howling like a wolf?"

Strong dissatisfaction erupted in the toilet.

"It's not easy to poop. You think you're having a big dinner, and you're a waiter."

"..."

"Who cares about you? There is no paper here, how can I stick it in my ass? You don't want to give me some, why don't any of you open the door first and let me go in and grab some paper?..." Xiao Mo's voice was soft and hungry.

A lot, after all, this is asking for help.

"no way!"

I don’t know who said this, and then, like a contagion, “Don’t even think about it today, we won’t come out even if we sit there until dawn…”

"Sure, you guys are cruel." Xiao Mo cursed and looked at Xiaosi in front of the door. "Brother, help me call the waiter or get some paper."

"What a beautiful idea!" Xiao Si glared at Xiao Mo. "If it weren't for you, how could I have pulled Xiang in my trouser pocket? And even called the waiter, can I tell you, is it time for shift handover now? I pulled it

If you don’t even call someone out of your trouser pocket, isn’t it just a butt? If you don’t wipe it once, it will kill you?..."

"You deserve it!" Xiao Mo stretched out and closed the door. He closed his eyes and thought for a moment. He stood up and took off his pants, then took off his underwear and took a look. "Hey, it looks like the quality is good, forget it."

Just wipe it..." I made up my mind and wiped it once.

When it was over, he threw his underwear directly into the toilet out of habit, and pressed the flush switch. The water turned around twice and stopped.

Got it." He used his hands to restore the stiff muscles on his lower face, opened the door and walked out.

"Hey, did you wipe it?" Xiao Si saw Xiao Mo coming out and asked loudly: "I said, how did you wipe it?"

Xiao Mo asked about the smell and stood aside, "How the hell can I tell you this with my mouth?"

"Huh? Mouth?" Xiaosi looked at Xiaomo with doubtful eyes, "No way." Then she shouted ecstatically, "I know, you pressed it with your hands first, and then stretched it into your mouth to lick it clean...

…”

"Why do I want to kill you so much?" Xiao Mo walked over and kicked Xiao Siyan on the head, kicking him to the ground. "I didn't want to do it at first. I never said you were such a bitch. Please, please

If someone beats you..." He stepped on his feet again and walked out quickly, closing the door behind him.

As soon as I walked out of the door and walked to the door of the women's restroom, a waiter ran over with a roll of paper in his hand.

Xiao Mo was so angry, "Have you gone to knit? It took you so long to come over..."

The waiter lowered his head and said, "Sorry, sorry sir." He raised his head and looked at Xiao Mo. "Have you wiped it?"

Xiao Mo was about to have a seizure when he found two beauties walking over and was stunned for a moment.

When the waiter saw that Xiao Mo didn't speak, he raised his voice a bit, "Sir, I'm sorry, there is no paper in the toilet. It was our fault. Is there anything else? Have you wiped it?"

The two beauties had now reached the door of the women's restroom. When they heard the waiter's words, they slowed down significantly and stared at Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo directly pulled the waiter's collar aside, "Tell you, it's not me! It's another person, are you sure?" Then he squinted at the two beauties and found that they were still looking at him.

He increased his intensity, "I don't know what you are doing for food? You came so late and everyone has their pants in their pockets. If you don't believe it, just take a look." In front of the two beauties, he kicked open the door of the men's room.

"Ah!" After the door opened, the two beauties took one look at each other and ran into the women's restroom, covering their mouths.

Xiao Mo and the waiter were both stunned, staring at Xiao Si in the toilet.

Xiao Siyan took off his pants and stuck his butt out towards the door. The problem was that Xiang was on his butt. He was about to wipe his butt with his trousers. He heard a sound and the door was kicked open. He hurriedly turned his head to look, especially when he saw

The two beauties at the door squatted down in embarrassment, holding their buttocks and "Nima, close the door."

Xiao Mo came back to his senses, went over to close the door, turned back to the waiter and said, "Did you see it?"

"Sir, please don't hold me back. Let me go in and deliver some paper." The waiter looked at Xiao Mo with an apologetic smile.

"Xiao Wang, you are here, but I found you..." A voice came from behind.

The waiter turned around and said, "What's wrong? Is something wrong?"

"Well, the problem is serious. The sewage can't flow out. It's probably that the main sewage pipe in the toilet is clogged." The man ran over and said to each other.

Xiao Wang angrily cursed, "What the hell is happening now? It was just done an hour ago, and now it's blocked again... It's not a sanitary napkin again, right?" He looked up at Xiao Mo, "You said, now

Are your guests immoral?"

Xiao Mo suddenly remembered the underwear he had thrown away before. Could it be that he rushed down and blocked it? He nodded, "What a shame..." and turned around and walked away angrily.

"Did you go to the toilet in Japan?" Tong Jing scolded angrily when she saw Xiao Mo coming over.

"Ahem..." Xiao Mo coughed twice without replying. He walked to the table, picked up the red wine in the glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Did you drink?" Tong Jing stared at Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo waved the empty cup in front of Tong Jing's eyes, "Ang. Are there any more fake ones? Is there something wrong?"

"It's nothing, I took a sip..." Tong Jing replied.

Xiaomo interrupted her directly, "Did you drink?" She felt proud.

"Oh, it doesn't taste good, I vomited it again, and I passed out before it happened..." Tong Jing looked like it had nothing to do with her.

Xiao Mo hiccupped, "It's okay, it's pretty good..." He changed the topic directly, "I've thought about it, go kill that old bastard."

"Have you thought about it?" Tong Jing asked.

"Well, the most disgusting thing is that the old cow eats the young grass." Xiao Mo blamed all the anger in his heart on Wang Laoba.

Tong Jing nodded with satisfaction, "Let's do it tonight!"

Xiaomo said without hesitation: "How can we kill him? We must at least get a gun or a machete or something?"

Tong Jing waved her hands and said, "Let's go out before we talk. There are so many people here. It's best to let him die in peace..." She took the VIP card and walked out first.

Xiao Mo looked around the box and saw the waiters walking back and forth in the corridor. "Well, let's go out and talk." He had made up his mind now. If he didn't want to kill that bastard, he would have to give him hemiplegia or something. What he was worried about was, when the time comes,
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