Chapter 51 I wish you a prosperous business and abundant financial resources!(1/2)
The on-site manager of the blind date already knew what Li Youzhi was doing through several female guests.
In this mass dating market, female resources are the core of the dating meeting.
Standing in front of Li Youzhi and seeing that he was young and seemed to have little strength, the manager of the dating agency immediately made a decision.
He adjusted his red suit and made an apologetic gesture to Li Youzhi with a professional smile.
"Sorry sir, because many female guests complained that you disrupted the order of the blind date, we have to ask you to leave."
The other party's words made Li Youzhi laugh out loud.
He stood up from the chair, looked at the female guests who had just been ganked by him, and spread his hands.
"Why did I disrupt the order of the blind date?"
"You curse!"
"You insult me!"
"You don't respect women!"
Good guy.
Li Youzhi didn't expect that his charges were quite complete - he was pushing himself to the gallows!
Fortunately, none of you have plastic bags from Walmart, otherwise I would be here today!
Facing the accusations from No. 33, he looked at the blind men behind him.
"Come on guys, please give me some feedback. Is there anything wrong with what I just said?"
"Nothing wrong!"
With the support of the dating men behind him, Li Youzhi turned around with a smile.
"Well, you think I insulted you and disrespected you, do you respect yourselves? In my understanding of blind date, it is to get to know people of the opposite sex who are compatible with each other through an occasion. I think the personalities are compatible, and the three views are
We can get along, then establish a romantic relationship, and finally start a family together. Of course, material conditions are also an indispensable part of it. As a result, you just talk about material things and only material things. What do you think of yourselves?
Commodity? I can marry you home with a clearly marked price gift. You are insulting women, objectifying women, and disrespecting women, okay!"
"Well said!"
As soon as Li Youzhi finished speaking, a group of blind date men behind him who had suffered a lot suddenly burst into applause.
Li Youzhi waved his hand and turned his attention to the blind date girls again.
"Also, you asked me to apologize. What did I do wrong? I just responded to your arrogance with arrogance, and your exaggeration with exaggeration! You have put yourself in a rare position from the beginning,
I use conditions that ordinary people cannot meet to show off your sense of superiority. I just talk to you with the same sense of superiority as you, and you can’t stand it?"
"Well said!"
Many men present present applauded and applauded again.
In the live broadcast room, netizens also burst into laughter after hearing Li Youzhi's rebuttal.
"Brother, what you said is wonderful!"
"Critical attack with a knife, I'm going crazy today!"
"Every sentence is heartbreaking!"
"Fuck, which big brother will fund the sale of a set of hidden high-definition equipment to the little brother? Next time something like this happens, I want to see the faces of the female guests! I want to see their expressions!"
This end.
Li Youzhi made a sarcastic comment, completely igniting the already angry female guests.
He took the on-site manager's arm and drove Li Youzhi away without mercy.
It was the first time for the on-site manager to see such a fresh male guest. Seeing that the rest of the blind date venue had gathered to watch the excitement, it seemed that the blind date could not continue if it continued like this, so he quickly waved his hand.
"Mr. No. 380, no matter what, we still have to take care of women's feelings. Just take a step back and apologize to the female guests. Don't make everyone degrading."
Seeing several security guards behind him gathering over, Li Youzhi smiled and shook his head.
"You want to be decent, right? Cheng, I didn't mean to cause trouble. I really wanted to come and see the world. Since my behavior made the organizer and all the female guests feel uncomfortable, then I have nothing to say. I
I have been stimulated since I was young and cannot say the words to apologize. But I still have some talent, so I will sing a song to the female guests who complained about me and the organizer of Aunt Wang’s matchmaking agency. I think it is an apology."<
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When he said this, the on-site manager's expression softened slightly.
In fact, if it weren't for the fact that so many female guests at the scene had objections to Li Youzhi, he wouldn't be willing to do something that could easily cause disputes.
Li Youzhi wanted to lighten the atmosphere, so he immediately asked the emcee in the banquet hall to hand over the microphone.
Holding the microphone, Li Youzhi jumped onto the stage located on the east side of the hall. Seeing a Yamaha electronic keyboard on the stage, he walked directly over.
You have to be decent, right?
Brother Zhi will make you look decent today, to the end!
After fixing the microphone, Li Youzhi took out the hot mobile phone in his pocket and pointed the lens at the audience.
Putting his fingers on the Yamaha keys, Li Youzhi took a deep breath.
It’s been a long time since I’ve touched something soft and bouncy like this, which is black and white. For a moment... my technique was a bit unfamiliar.
Fortunately, Li Youzhi quickly regained some feeling.
A somewhat playful prelude came out from the speakers, and the male and female guests present looked at each other.
Apart from anything else, Li Youzhi is really good at playing the piano!
Although his appearance is ordinary now, he is standing there in a loose and drapey suit. His fingers are playing the keys briskly, and his casual and relaxed manner really surprised some of the female guests present.
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Just when some female guests at the scene felt that he was taking the opportunity to turn on the screen to attract the opposite sex, Li Youzhi adjusted his breath and spoke to the female guests.
"I am your dad..."
This first sentence made all the female guests present turn green!
"...You are a blooming flower."
It wasn't until he sang the second verse that the faces of the female guests softened.
Damn, I heard it wrong. Based on the context, it is "mud".
What kind of crappy lyrics are these? Why do they sound like curse words?
You did it on purpose!
Amid the blank stares, Li Youzhi grinned and continued singing.
"We both have different values."
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"As for the scene, I won't talk about it here. Forget it, let's just forget about it."
"Whether we are in love or not, there is no difference. Anyway, it is difficult to distinguish between true and false love."
Listening to Li Youzhi singing this unexplainable main song in a very unorthodox tone, the female guests in the audience started talking.
"It sounds awful."
"The lyrics are the same as those in the defense. He probably wrote them himself. I haven't heard of them, and they don't sound good either!"
"Too bad I thought he was too good-looking to be good at singing."
At this time, the netizens in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room were also laughed at his song that kept wandering between being out of tune and not out of tune, but even if it was not out of tune, you couldn't hear the tune.
"Turn off the live broadcast audio and torture those female guests! Brother Zhi, what are you talking about with your own people?"
"You made me laugh so hard. Brother, please don't do this. If we can't do it, just leave!"
"Brother Zhi, I'm so scared. Is there really no one you care about in this world? Hahahahahaha!"
Amid these pointers and complaints, Li Youzhi completed the main song.
"What a sin!"
After a few clicks of his tongue like gongs, Li Youzhi raised his finger and pointed with a smile at the female guests in the audience and the big poster behind them that read "Aunt Wang's Matchmaking Agency, the Maker of Marriage"!
"Perhaps Yuelao is offline, and the God of Wealth is in charge of your love! The betrothal gift for the garage will make you want to leave, but my withered appearance will not catch your eye. Your heart is all about money!"
"Perhaps Yue Lao is offline, and love is managed by the God of Wealth! Only material things can give you a sense of security. Only after you have passed a few passes and climbed a few hurdles will you realize that the rare and ordinary are ordinary!"
As Li Youzhi suddenly came online, as soon as the chorus was sung, the expressions of all the female guests and the on-site manager were as exciting as eating a fly.
They felt...seriously offended!
You call this an apology?
This is obviously Gonghuo!
On the contrary.
Hearing these lyrics in the chorus, the male guests, who had been tortured all morning at the venue and were rejected by all kinds of dislikes, instantly smiled knowingly and couldn't help but applaud!
To be continued...