Chapter 21: Rabbit with human face
"You think you are just and you think you are a human being, so let me ask you, when you were wanted, what happened to the people who met you?"
"..."
I said firmly: "You ate them!"
"No!"
"Then why didn't they report you?!"
"..."
"They didn't eat humans, but you ate them," I said sarcastically, "how dare you say you are human?"
"..."
He lowered his head and bared his teeth, the sharp canine teeth shining coldly.
After a while, he suddenly raised his head and said maliciously: "You are right, I ate them.
Their meat is not tasty enough, it is woody and smelly.
But you are different, your meat is delicious.
I can smell it from dozens of kilometers away..."
I knew it in my heart, it was really meant for me!
It was probably last night, after the soul-suppressing bead shattered, that I caught his attention.
It seems that I have a fatal attraction to these non-human monsters.
He rushed towards me, his claws were sharp, his hair was extremely long, and his eyes were ferocious.
He opened his mouth wide and the teeth in his mouth were densely stacked together, making it ugly and terrifying.
My compressed biscuits and mineral water failed to earn his gratitude, but they became his dessert before eating me.
I calmly took out a soul-calming charm from my arms and put it on his forehead.
He tore off the soul-calming talisman in one go and tore it into pieces in a few strokes.
"Hahaha, you think this piece of paper is useful to me..."
Before he finished speaking, I stepped forward and a dagger flashed across him with cold light.
Hot blood spurted out from his neck.
My hand was very steady, I didn't blink, I raised and lowered the knife and killed him easily.
Ever since I was a child, I have been able to easily see the fate gate, whether it is an animal or a human being.
Every time I see someone killing pigs, cows, or chickens, I always think that there is something wrong with the position of their knife.
Therefore, when I take action myself, I can always kill with one hit without fail.
This is true for black goats and also for chimpanzees.
He stared with round eyes, full of unwillingness, anger, sadness, and fear.
What was he thinking before he died?
Will he regret provoking me? Will he regret learning advanced math? Would he rather not become human?
I have no idea.
I watched his body slide down, and watched him transform from a ferocious monster into a pile of rotten flesh.
I peeled off his hair and looked at his lower body. The intact object was lying quietly in the black jungle.
He lied to me after all.
How much truth is there in his mouth?
Maybe he didn't just molest Lin Ming, maybe he had polluted the human gene pool, maybe he didn't just clean up in the casino, maybe he didn't just want to be a human.
He wants to be the master of others and trample others under his feet.
However, now all this has become false because of me.
I made a cold arc at the corner of my mouth and gently poked his eyes.
It's a pity that my soul-soothing charm is worth twenty yuan!
But this also tells me that the Soul Calming Talisman is only useful for ghosts, and is useless against this kind of monster.
Just then, I felt someone looking at me.
I looked up and saw a reporter and photographer rushing over with a microphone and camera.
It turns out that the housekeeper who had seen me twisting my body into a twist here before called the TV station and said that this place was haunted.
In order to break the feudal superstition, the TV station came here to record "The Science of Race Walking".
Unexpectedly, they recorded the whole process of me killing the orangutan!
The reporter is a young man in his early twenties, his hair is fixed with hairspray, his body is thin, his eyes are black and blue, his steps are sloppy, and his thin body is dangling in his suit.
He ran over excitedly and put the phone to my mouth.
"Sir, what is your name? Did you kill this monster? How did you meet him? Did he want to attack you?"
Countless questions rushed in, like countless flies, circling around me.
I thought for a while, took out the remaining soul-calming charm from my arms, and said seriously to the camera: "This is the peace charm. I rely on this to turn disaster into good luck. Twenty-one, five and one hundred, it is definitely useful."
Children and old men are innocent..."
The reporters and cameramen were stunned on the spot, looking at me in disbelief.
It was the reporter who reacted first and quickly interrupted: "What this gentleman means is that he is relatively lucky. The peace charm gave him inner comfort, and only then was he able to turn the corner. Am I right, sir?"
The reporter winked at me.
I said righteously: "No, the main reason is that the Peace Talisman is useful..."
The cameraman clicked the camera off.
The reporters no longer have pleasant looks, and the cameramen no longer have the caution.
They all stared at me: "What you killed was a highly intelligent chimpanzee. Chimpanzees are Class II protected animals. You have to cooperate with us, otherwise we will report you with your real name."
If you kill protected animals, you will go to jail!"
My eyes rolled around, from left to right, from front to back.
I nodded in agreement.
It wasn't because I was afraid of going to jail, but because I saw a rabbit squatting on the reporter's shoulder.
It's not entirely correct to say it's a rabbit, because this rabbit has a human face!
Her face is like a peach blossom, her eyes are like autumn water, her eyelashes are trembling like butterflies flying up and down, and her temples are jet black. She is truly a beauty of national beauty!
Unfortunately, underneath this face is a rabbit, fluffy and white.
A rabbit has a human face, which is extremely weird.
When I looked at it, its eyes were gleaming, it stretched its neck, and said in a grumpy voice: "Zhao Lang, I've had a hard time looking for you. You're a relative..."
I turned a deaf ear and cooperated with the reporter to record the program. I smiled stiffly and said, "You must believe in science."
The bunny man was still shaking his head, wishing he could jump from the reporter's shoulders to me.
When the rabbit saw that I was ignoring it, Chen Yuluoyan's face suddenly changed.
Its eyes became extremely large, its nostrils turned upward and outward, and its mouth drooled downward. One of its eyeballs fell out of its eye, and blood flowed down its cheek and soaked its fur.
It roared resentfully: "Why are you ignoring me? Zhao Lang! Why don't you kiss me? Didn't you say you love me the most?!"
I looked at it coldly and asked the reporter: "Have you ever raised rabbits?"
The reporter stiffened and muttered: "No."
"What about when you were a kid?"
The reporter was a little annoyed: "...it has nothing to do with you!"
I looked at him with a half-smile: "You have an unusual relationship with Rabbit!"
"you!……"
"Why are you anxious? I mean, you like to eat rabbits.
Especially the spicy rabbit head.
The first step in making spicy rabbit head is to cut off the rabbit head first and do it quickly so as not to let too much blood flow out.
Then remove the skin and internal organs, add cooking wine to the rabbit head to remove the fishy smell, then fry it in a pan until golden and crispy, sprinkle with chili powder and cumin, and it will be fragrant."
Chapter completed!