But the cameraman licked his lips with a look of salivation on his face: "This brother really knows how to eat!"

The rabbit on the reporter's shoulder shrank its neck in fright. It changed from the scary look just now to a charming beauty. It covered its face and groaned: "The rabbit is so cute, how can you eat the rabbit?"

?!"

I stared straight at the reporter and said word by word: "I can sell you the Soul Calming Talisman in my hand for two hundred yuan each."

The reporter's face was full of sarcasm: "Although you killed the orangutan monster, it only proves that you have some strength. I didn't expect that you are so feudal and superstitious in your bones..."

I said in a deep voice: "Recently, you always feel that your right shoulder is heavy and your neck hurts. When you wake up at night, you always feel that your right cheek has been licked and is sticky."

The sarcasm in the reporter's eyes turned to panic.

"When you fall asleep, you always dream of a rabbit with a human face. You and it..."

The panic in the reporter's eyes turned into fear. He shouted loudly and interrupted me: "I didn't! You're talking nonsense!"

I felt relieved.

When faced with the embrace of a beautiful woman as beautiful as a flower, as long as her face is good-looking enough, even if her lower body is that of a rabbit, a man will be attracted to her.

Whether they are farmers at the bottom of the land or intellectuals in the middle class.

The bad nature of human beings is to chase excitement, like the new and dislike the old, and that's all.

He grabbed my arm and pulled me aside, away from the cameraman.

The cameraman's eyes were looking at the sky and his ears were twitching.

The reporter gasped and made a gurgling sound in his throat: "What do you know? What do you want?"

I took out a soul-calming charm from my pocket.

"Two hundred pieces, but it can only protect you once. If you need it, I can help you get rid of it completely, but it will cost more money..."

The reporter frowned and looked at me distrustfully: "Don't fool me. I went to the Celestial Master Association a few days ago and asked, and they found that a talisman costs 20,000 yuan. You just use A4 paper and markers to make this."

Well, what's the use?"

I smiled but said, "Forget it if you don't believe me. Anyway, the rabbit is squatting on your right shoulder, ready to eat you at any time..."

I turned around and wanted to leave, but he grabbed me.

"Master! Don't leave! It's easy to discuss!" He made a philistine look, leaned into my ear, and whispered: "Since you can see it, can you ask her for me? I don't want to have to be alone in the future.

If we meet in a dream, can we let her also during the day..."

I was stunned for a moment. The rabbit squatted on his shoulder, gnawing at his yang energy, making him weaker day by day.

As time goes by, it becomes impossible to even save one’s life.

I pointed out the pros and cons, and his first reaction was to allow rabbits to appear during the day!

He knew that the other person was a monster, so not only was he unwilling to get rid of the other person, but he also wanted to stay with the other person.

Is this a love that moves heaven and earth?

No, it's just the sadness of the sperm's upper brain.

When he saw that I was silent, he put his arm around my neck, acted like we were good friends, and said with a smile:

"Brother, since you can see her, you should also know that she is so beautiful and beautiful! Brother, I have never seen such a beautiful woman in my life..."

I interrupted him slowly: "As a reporter, you should have met many female celebrities."

"Hey! That's not what poor losers like us dare to think about. They have eyes on the top of their heads, and their vision is as high as the sky. They look glamorous on the surface, but in fact they are all operating behind closed doors.

That xxx, who is known as a pure and beautiful girl, slept with her all the way; and that..."

I was too lazy to listen to his meaningless gossip, so I said, "You dare not dream of a female star, but you dare to dream of a female monster. Should I say that you are as timid as a mouse, or that you are a coward?"

He laughed "hehe" and showed a "you know" smile: "What's wrong with the female monster? The female monster is great! She doesn't need money, a bag, a car, or a house. She can play, play, and sing, and can do anything. Singing and singing every night, a paradise on earth!

Brother, you don’t know how wonderful it is..."

He looked like a pig brother, his eyes were shining with obsession. Ever since I heard that the rabbit was on his right shoulder, he would touch his shoulder obscenely from time to time.

Rabbit dodged his hand in disgust, kept ogling me, and said delicately: "Zhao Lang, I was imprisoned by him, and I had no choice but to save me!"

He and this rabbit, one is for yang energy and the other is for beauty. If I separate them, wouldn't they become Fahai who doesn't understand love, an uninformed bald donkey, and a bad guy who beats mandarin ducks?

I pondered for a moment, and finally said: "It's not impossible to have her show up during the day..."

After hearing this, the reporter no longer looked like he had just sternly asked me to say, "Science is the primary productive force, and everyone must believe in science." His eyes shone with surprise, and he grabbed my arm with both hands.

"What method?!"

I stared into his eyes, half-smiling: "The reason why it cannot be seen during the day is because it does not have enough yang energy. As long as you give it all the yang energy in your body, it will naturally turn into Entity, seen by the naked eye.”

He was stunned for a moment and frowned: "All the yang energy? Then can I still be alive?"

I chuckled, my smile not reaching my eyes: "Of course not."

He fell silent.

"It squats on your body, absorbing your yang energy every day. As time goes by, your yang energy will eventually be sucked out. I just suggest that you move this day forward."

He put down the hand on his right shoulder, grabbed his pants, and cursed: "Bad luck!

Master, help me get rid of it!

If we can't stay together forever, we can only meet at night, which is nothing."

Look, this is a person. When I like you, I wish I could give you my life!

When he really finds out that you want his life, he wants to cut you into pieces and smash your bones into ashes!

After hearing what he said, Rabbit immediately opened his mouth, turned his head, and shouted insults. He was no longer as gentle and carefree as before.

It had a rough voice: "How many things have I done for you? I secretly found your job for you! I helped you choose your house! Even your bed is my favorite color!

You actually want to kill me! You actually want to kill me!

Bastard! Bastard! White-eyed wolf!"

The more the human-faced rabbit scolded, the more excited he became, and his voice became rougher and rougher. At the end of the scolding, a deep and hoarse male voice emerged.

Only then did I realize that this beautiful rabbit was actually a male!

My eyes shifted strangely between it and the reporter.

I don’t know if reporters would think that ‘female’ monsters are much better than women if they learn the truth.
Chapter completed!