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Chapter 41: Beauty Trap

Dong Jinshu slumped down on the bed with her body covered, and kept scratching her body, trying to remove the black dog's blood, but she only got bloody marks with a strange smell.

She opened her mouth wide and pointed toward the ceiling.

Her neck was stretched out and her eyes were wide open.

Bai Luoxin was covered in blood, and there was a clear ghost handprint on his neck that even a black dog's blood couldn't cover.

But she couldn't care about herself and kept comforting Dong Jinshu.

Dong Jinshu suddenly rolled his eyelids, raised his eyes, and glared at her viciously. Then, he grabbed her body and bit her neck.

The position of her bite happened to coincide with the position of the ghost handprint!

"Ah Shu! What's wrong with you?"

Bai Luoxin felt pain and pushed her away, but she refused to let him go. Her eyes were red and she continued to rush forward, opening her big mouth and attacking non-stop.

At this moment, she still looked as weak and pitiful as usual. She became more terrifying than a baby ghost and more dangerous than a yellow skin.

I rushed up, pulled her away, and hit her on the back of the neck with a knife.

She fell limply to the ground and passed out.

Bai Luoxin sat paralyzed on the bed, tears and mucus mixed with black dog blood kept flowing down, and her whole body was sticky.

Now, she doesn't look like sour plums anymore, she looks like... pickled sour plums, a bit bitter.

I had no expression on my face and said as calmly as possible: "I have killed the baby ghost. You can take Dong Jinshu to the bathroom to wash up..."

After I finished speaking, I was about to leave, but Bai Luoxin rolled up to me, grabbed my sleeve, and looked at me seriously from bottom to top.

I thought she was frightened and asked me to stay with her.

Unexpectedly, she wiped away her tears, stared at her dark eyes, and said, "Master! Teach me Taoism!"

What the hell?

This little girl was choked by a ghost on her front legs, her head was bloody, and her best friend bit her hard. Now she is studying Taoism?

I really couldn't understand her magical brain circuit, and besides, I was only a second-hand swordsman in Taoism, so I said impatiently:

"You have nothing to do with Taoism... I still have some amulets here, which I should give to you. Ah, by the way, think about it and tell Dong Jinshu not to live here in the future. This house is not very good.

Also, when Dong Jinshu wakes up, ask her to give me the remaining money."

After I finished speaking, I pulled Bai Luoxin's hand away, turned around and left, letting her shout behind me.

I took a quick shower, changed some clothes, and left.

I have to find Zhang Geng.

Whether it is life or death, there must be an explanation.

I had just left Dong Jinshu's house and walked less than twenty meters when I saw a familiar figure.

He was hiding sneakily behind a big tree. There was a copper basin on the ground, and he was holding yellow paper, paper ingots, and two weird paper figures in his hands.

The paper man is about the size of a palm, with perfect eyebrows and red lips that look a little scary.

He knelt on the ground and burned the paper.

The firelight flickered, illuminating his face.

He said:

"Don't blame the two great immortals. Today you will enjoy a banquet of real people.

First, burn a boy named Zhao Rui, whose meat is sweet.

Another handsome guy named Zhang Geng is very handsome.

The great immortal should not blame Zhao Rui for being ugly; the great immortal should not blame Zhang Gengqiang.

It will be the same as long as you eat it in your belly, and you will no longer disturb the human world..."

I stood behind the tree and laughed angrily.

Don't think Zhao Rui is ugly, Zhang Geng is very handsome.

The first time I heard about burning paper, it actually contained private goods!

It's a shame that I came out to see him in a hurry, and that's what he said to me?!

Zhang Geng is a kid with triangular eyes and a nose turned up to the sky, but he has a pair of peach blossom eyes. When he smiles, he is not only not handsome, but also extremely vulgar.

Just like that, he still dares to say that I am ugly?!

A few days ago, that was an existence that could make people laugh in the market!

I simply stretched out my hands slowly from behind the tree and imitated Huang Pizi's voice and said: "Zhang! Geng!"

Zhang Geng was startled and fell backwards, shaking like chaff.

He knelt on the ground and kowtowed desperately: "Great Immortal, have mercy on me!"

"I am a ten thousand year old elm tree, and I have a wife. She is a beauty with the face of a human and the body of a rabbit. Have you ever seen her?"

Zhang Geng almost knocked his head into the soil. He said vaguely: "No, no..."

"Nonsense! He clearly told me that you are his adulterer, but you still dare not to admit it?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really don't know. If I knew, even if I had ten more courages, I wouldn't dare!"

Zhang Geng had runny nose and burst into tears, what he said was true and sincere.

Seeing him like this, I thought it was enough to scare him. Just as I was about to come out from behind the tree, I heard this guy continue talking with a sinister look on his face.

"Da Xian, although I have been disrespectful to your wife, there is actually someone behind the scenes. It's that Zhao Rui. He wants to eat spicy rabbit heads, so he asked me to use the beauty trick. Da Xian, I hope you can understand the truth! Wuwuwu

…”

At the end of the story, Zhang Geng burst into tears and looked pitiful.

I grinded my teeth, this guy was really stubborn and pushed me out at the critical moment!

"Okay, I believe you once. But this matter can't be forgotten like this. If you can do what I ask, we will cancel our relationship..."

Zhang Geng nodded repeatedly.

I gave a bad smile and continued: "I want you to take off your clothes now, and then..."

After I finished speaking, Zhang Geng agreed wholeheartedly, then took off all his clothes, ran around the community ten times, and kept shouting: "I am a big ugly guy, and I love to brag!"

It’s really eye-catching!

He ran without blushing or out of breath, without any sense of shame, and his eyes were actually a little excited.

I can't help but suspect that this incident may not be considered a punishment at all for him.

This guy is truly a pervert!

No wonder he can even attack a human-faced rabbit!

I deeply feel that even a chimpanzee might feel ashamed in front of him.

At least chimpanzees still know how to wear clothes and feel shame!

After he finished running and returned to the elm tree, I stood there, holding the copper basin in which he had just burned paper and playing with it.

When he saw me, he was obviously a little guilty. He immediately showed a flattering smile, came to my side, and said in a tearful voice:

"Master, you are back! But you don't know that on the day you were released from prison, I went to the door to pick you up, and I saw two beauties next to you. How dare I ruin your good deeds? I left quickly.

.

Unexpectedly, this departure would be extremely dangerous.

I almost couldn’t see you!”

I looked at him, half-smiling but not smiling: "Tell me clearly, who is the handsome guy and who is the ugly guy?"

Zhang Geng rolled his eyes and realized that I was scaring him. He immediately cried and wiped away his tears: "Master has a broad mind and is so handsome. How can a mortal like me be able to compare with him? Master must be a handsome man.
Chapter completed!
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