"Okay," I couldn't stand his timid and unmanly appearance, so I said coldly: "This is the first time, I will forgive you for the time being, but if there is another time..."

"No more, no more, Master, please rest assured, whoever dares to say you are not handsome in the future, I will be the first to go up and fight him!"

Zhang Geng said it with sincerity, sincerity, and awe-inspiring righteousness.

But I didn't take it to heart. With this guy's urine, he would most likely push me out as soon as he was in danger.

But such a person has a great advantage: he can abandon me at any time, and I can abandon him at any time.

If I meet someone like Bai Luoxin, who is stupid, stupid, and loyal, I would really have a hard time making a move.

"Stop talking nonsense and take me to my apartment first."

Zhang Geng nodded repeatedly and took me to the door of a villa.

Spacious, majestic, resplendent and rich in decoration style, it looks like a nightclub.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I couldn't help but laugh. This was clearly Dong Jinshu's next door.

Well, this location really attracts monsters!

No wonder the bird man and the human-faced rabbit are nearby, no wonder Zhang Geng is also nearby.

I asked Zhang Geng a few questions. He lowered his eyebrows and answered honestly.

According to him, he posted the talismans I gave him all over the room, and he has not had any sexual dreams in the past two days, but from time to time he feels like someone is staring at him outside the window.

When he mentioned that he no longer had sexual dreams, Zhang Geng had a lonely expression, looking like a reincarnation of a pervert.

I asked him again if he had any news about Gong Yiyu.

He shook his head.

As expected, I didn't feel disappointed either.

Even a blind half-immortal only dared to tell me a vague direction. It would be strange if it was really that easy to find.

"Zhang Geng, buy me a copy of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and help me find out how many people named Zhao Rui are in Gongling City recently. I want their personal information..."

Zhang Geng suddenly cried and said: "Master, there is no problem with "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", but as for personal information, generally only the public security organs can access it..."

I turned my head and looked directly at him: "Have you ever received harassing calls?"

He looked at me blankly.

"Those who make harassing calls can always tell you your name, age and school accurately."

I said that and went into the villa minding my own business.

Only then did Zhang Geng come to his senses and followed me, flattering me: "You are worthy of being a master. Listening to your words is worth ten years of studying. I am too narrow-minded. Master is worthy of being a master..."

I waved my hand as if swatting flies: "Stop talking nonsense and do more. If you don't want to go out, just stay at home. You can get these things online, as long as you have money."

Zhang Geng nodded like a man, and when he looked at me, his peach blossom eyes shone with a strange light.

Zhang Geng chuckled, ran into the house, took out two quilts and placed them on the sofa.

"Master, let's sleep together..."

Zhang Geng looked full of expectation and desire, as if...he even gave me a wink?

I frowned and felt a chill.

Finally, he couldn't hold it back and slapped him: "Did I tell you not to look at me like that?"

Zhang Geng picked up the quilt aggrievedly and went to the sofa on the other side, like a frustrated little daughter-in-law.

I coughed twice: "You go back to the room first. I have some things to deal with. In the meantime, don't come out, otherwise I can't guarantee what will happen."

He said in a panic: "Master, if those two monsters come..."

"Don't worry, I will go to your place soon and be in the same room with you."

Then he breathed a sigh of relief, hugged the quilt with joy, and walked away three times turning around.

I slowly sat on the sofa, poured myself a glass of water, closed my eyes slightly, and shouted: "Dream-Eating Tapir!"

"The devil in red!"

The surroundings were extremely quiet, with no people or monsters.

I shouted loudly: "The Dream-Eating Tapir is with me. It said that as long as it lives, no one can take my life..."

Before I finished speaking, a monster that looked like a leopard but not a leopard, with an elephant trunk and tusks, rushed over, stretched out two hooves and was about to hit me in the face.

I snorted coldly. Last time I was careless and got hit by it. How could it succeed this time?

I turned to the left and slapped the evil-suppressing talisman on its back.

"Moo————!" it grunted and cursed: "You have no human touch at all! I just saved your life, and this is how you treat your savior? You are so cruel!"

I sneered: "You didn't come to help me when I was confronting weird things."

The dream-eating tapir touched its trunk and swung its long trunk back and forth: "Isn't that what I want to control the beast..."

Qingxian? It turns out that the monster with six ears and nine tails is named Qingxing.

I remained calm and continued: "You ate its inner elixir and gained a lot. But I only got your paw prints and bloody holes on my body. So what does that count?"

Its two small sunken eyes rolled around, and he chuckled: "If you didn't say such nonsense that we are a gang, would I have done anything to you? You deserve it!"

I lowered my head and looked at it with the eyes of a black goat, which was malicious and strange.

Its expression changed, and it became very angry. It wrapped its long nose around my neck and said viciously: "How many times have I told you? Stop looking at me like this beast! Otherwise, I will kill you next time."

Pluck your eyeballs out!"

I didn't move and sneered: "I'm afraid that after you kill me, you will never have such delicious food again. After eating my emotions, no one else can eat them."

It was obviously hit by what I said, and it bared its teeth in anger: "Don't threaten me! When I was born, the ape was still in the tree, and you are not even a sperm. Do you really think you are irreplaceable?"

I said seriously: "I don't think so, I just think that you monsters want to eat me over and over again, so there must be something special about me. Could it be that... I am the reincarnation of Tang Monk?"

Having said this, I showed a self-deprecating smile.

The dream-eating tapir loosened its nose, sat down on the sofa, and mocked:

"It's really okay. When Monk Tang went west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, there were six Ding Liujia in the sky, five directions of enlightenment, four levels of merit, 18 guardian garlands, a total of 39 gods, each taking turns on duty.

pending.

As for you...tsk..."

The dream-eating tapir waggled its nose leisurely: "There are no hairs. Moo——!"

My eyes lit up: "Are there really gods in the world?"

"have no idea."

"I don't know what you mean by Six Ding Liujia, Fourth Level Gong Cao, etc..."

The dream-eating tapir looked at me contemptuously, his small eyes full of arrogance: "Have you never seen "Journey to the West"?"
Chapter completed!