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Chapter 2 A big event is happening in the Dao of Heaven

When Zhang Fugui heard these words from Uncle Mawei, he thought bad. Today he met the legendary old man who likes to preach Christianity to young people again.

This group of people is really hard to guard against now,

"Uncle, I really don't have time to pray or anything like that." Before Uncle Mawei could discuss the matter in depth, the shopkeeper hurriedly stated the reason for his refusal.

This is called hitting the enemy's vital points.

"What week do you pray? I didn't say that. What I mean is, do you believe there are gods in this world?" After the pony-tailed old man finished speaking, he took a long drag on the cigarette, and then flicked it towards the corner of the corner without anyone noticing.

Cleared the cigarette ashes.

Without decades of smoking experience, I wouldn't be able to make such smooth movements.

The old man who co-authored it is not an artist, he is a philosopher, or he is insane.

Anyway, in Zhang Fugui's superficial understanding, the difference between the three is not very big.

"Uncle, I'm really sorry. I really don't have time to discuss these profound knowledge with you. I am indeed here to find a job. You can rest first and we will see you again." Zhang Fugui wanted to go downstairs with unwillingness.

.

I originally thought I had found a job that suited me well, but then something like this happened.

"Wait a minute, if you leave like this, wouldn't you just buy that pack of cigarettes for nothing?"

The pony-tailed old man first put out the cigarette butt in his hand, then flicked it with two fingers, and the whole cigarette butt flew straight out of the building along the window.

Immediately there was a sound of cursing outside the building.

But the pony-tailed old man turned a deaf ear. He just slowly took out the bag of Huazi that he just walked away from his arms, opened the seal, took out one, put it under his nose and smelled it.

Then he said with regret: "The smoke is real, it's just a bit old."

The smoothness of this set of movements shocked Zhang Fugui instantly.

Because Zhang Fugui has never seen such a shameless old man.

The old man with ponytail saw Zhang Fugui stopped in place, so he took out his assistant, lit the cigarette in his hand, puffed out the smoke, and said in a deep voice: "Actually, I am a god."

When Zhang Fugui heard this, he turned around and walked downstairs.

This old man was 100% insane. Zhang Fugui wanted to slap this old man in the mouth and deceive him in the hot weather. He was not such a toy.

Zhang Fugui cursed his mother in his mind, and then touched his face unintentionally.

This touch doesn't matter, I just feel that my face has become much smoother instantly, as if something is missing.

"Where is my nose? Why is my nose missing?" Zhang Fugui suddenly found that his nose was missing.

The old man with ponytail behind him said slowly: "You believe I am a god this time. Can we continue talking now?"

Zhang Fugui still couldn't accept this situation. He must have been under a lot of stress recently and had nightmares. Maybe he was in bed as soon as he opened his eyes.

After saying this, Zhang Fugui began to close his eyes, but his hands were still groping for his face. It didn't matter if he looked like this, he couldn't even touch his mouth.

Zhang Fugui was so anxious that he groaned at the pony-tailed old man, his face becoming more and more purple because he couldn't breathe.

Seeing this situation, the pony-tailed old man snapped his fingers coolly.

The nose and mouth returned to Zhang Fugui's face.

Zhang Fugui was shaking his chair while breathing heavily. All the phenomena just now were far beyond his inner understanding.

He was a little confused, but he didn't know how to ask. He was a little scared, but he didn't dare to run. He was also a little angry, but he didn't dare to get angry.

Seeing Zhang Fugui's rich expression at this time, the pony-tailed old man shook his head and advised Zhang Fugui: "I advise you to calm down and listen to me. I can change your nose and your mouth, and I can also change you.

Something else.”

After speaking, his eyes glanced at Zhang Fugui's lower body, and he laughed maliciously.

Zhang Fugui was immediately frightened by this. He quickly and respectfully sat back on the chair, straightened his back, and said respectfully to the pony-tailed old man in an almost flattering tone: "I haven't asked the old god for his name yet."

The old man with ponytail was very satisfied with the change in Zhang Fugui's attitude and praised: "I admire your shameless appearance very much. My surname is Li and my name is Li Laosan. You don't have to be polite to me. Just call me Uncle Li."

Uncle Li? That's not polite? But according to Zhang Fugui's current mood, not only Uncle Li, but Grandpa Li is fine.

But are the names of gods so secular now?

"Uncle Li, you see, we met by chance. I am just an ordinary person who wants to find a job. I usually don't do anything bad."

Zhang Fugui spoke about his situation carefully, fearing that Li Laosan would be dissatisfied and then something would be missing from him for no reason.

The old man with ponytail, no, he should be called Li Laosan now.

Li Laosan continued to take out a cigarette and comforted Zhang Fugui: "Don't be nervous, we are destined, please listen to me slowly."

At this time, Zhang Fugui didn't dare to be careless at all. He quickly stood up and took out a lighter from his pocket, then bent down and lit it for Li Laosan. He said in an extremely disgusting tone: "Uncle Li, please speak slowly, I will listen carefully."

."

Li Laosan closed his eyes, took a sip of enjoyment, and first praised: "You're a good boy, go ahead."

Then he organized his thoughts and started explaining to Zhang Fugui.

"Actually, there are gods in the world, but gods are not omnipotent. Just like you, an ordinary citizen, no matter how rich you are, you have to serve the country."

At this point, Li Laosan paused deliberately, then looked at Zhang Fugui and stopped talking.

"Uncle Li's words are really extraordinary. He said such a profound truth in one sentence. It's amazing." Zhang Fugui saw Li Laosan stop talking and immediately complimented him.

Li Laosan was very satisfied with Zhang Fugui's response, so he continued: "The service object of the gods is called Tiandao. How can I tell you? Tiandao is like a program system. Everything in this world is under the Tiandao system.

Running."

At this point, Zhang Fugui began to listen attentively. After all, this statement was very novel to him.

"Gods like us are actually maintenance employees of Heavenly Dao. We rarely have contact with the human world. Even if we do, we cannot expose our identities, otherwise we will be eliminated by Heavenly Dao. So when we work,

Be very careful.”

Li Laosan took a long drag on his cigarette. In his words and movements, he seemed a little dissatisfied with this, but he did not dare to say anything.

Hearing these words, Zhang Fugui suddenly became confused: "Uncle Li, you are still exposing your identity in front of me, aren't you afraid that Heaven will know?"

"Hey, isn't this because of the big things happening in Tiandao stall recently?" Old Man Li rubbed his head and sighed.

"What's the matter?" Zhang Fugui became more and more confused as he listened. Since Heaven's Way is the greatest, what trouble could Heaven's Way cause?

"It's a long story. When there was no civilization, it was okay to say that human beings, like other living creatures, relied on nature to live. But then humans got enlightened and suddenly developed civilization, and now it was broken." Li

The third child looked at Zhang Fugui with a complaining expression.

"Don't look at me. I can't help the development of human civilization. I can only be regarded as a by-product of the development of human civilization. Go on and tell me your story."

Zhang Fugui was so stared at by Li Laosan that he quickly explained.

When Li Laosan heard these words, he rolled his eyes at Zhang Fugui, and then said: "With the development of civilization, human beings began to have cities, writing, country and cultural inheritance, and people gradually

"You have become smarter, but once you are smart, you have many desires."

Zhang Fugui deeply agreed with this statement. When he was a child, the smart and precocious children in the orphanage were always sad, but there were two children with IQ defects who were happy to see everyone all day long.

"People's desires are getting bigger and bigger, and they have more and more negative emotions because they cannot satisfy their desires. Originally, these negative emotions were uploaded to Tiandao, and Tiandao can handle it by itself. If it is optimized, it will be fine."

When Li Laosan talked about this, his expression became more solemn.

Knowing that he was about to get to the important point, Zhang Fugui did not dare to interrupt. He just sat back and continued to listen to Li Laosan's speech.

"But recently, several of us immortals, well, the maintenance employees of Tiandao have discovered that these negative emotions have begun to stop being optimized. If this continues, Tiandao will collapse and restart sooner or later. By then, not to mention you in the human world, even us immortals will have to

be eliminated.”

"Eliminate them all? Doesn't Dao have to finish playing that day?" Zhang Fugui felt that there was a loophole in this logic. Could it be that Brother Dao himself likes to harm himself?

"Didn't I tell you that Tiandao is a system? If Tiandao is restarted, we will be the only ones who are done with it." After Li Laosan finished speaking, he let out a long sigh.

After hearing this, Zhang Fugui finally understood that this was not a big problem for Heaven, but a big problem for all life within Heaven.

"Then... is there a way to rescue him? How about we give Brother Dao something to help digestion? Let him digest it well?" Zhang Fugui didn't want to sit still and wait for death, so he asked.

"There is a method, and we have researched it." At this point, Li Laosan stood up and patted Zhang Fugui on the shoulder, with a serious look on his face, not at all as free and easy as the old gangster just now.

"This... This is not asking me to go to heaven. What virtues and abilities do I have? I am only a high school graduate..." Following Li Laosan's strange movements, Zhang Fugui couldn't help but think a little more.

.

"Are you hungry?" Li Laosan said.

"No."

"Then why do you want to take the bull by the horns so early? Our solution is indeed related to you, but we haven't degenerated to let you be the ruler." Li Laosan stretched out his hand, then crossed his legs,

He pointed at Zhang Fugui and said.

"Then you said it earlier, didn't I listen?" Zhang Fugui didn't dare to get angry when he saw Li Laosan's attitude, so he had to continue asking.
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