Chapter 3 Became a security guard
After hearing Li Laosan's solution, Zhang Fugui felt speechless for a moment.
"You are so good that you are considered gods. You can't break the pot. I can save Tiandao by being a security guard. Does Brother Dao value the social employment rate so much now?"
Li Laosan was smoking leisurely when he heard Zhang Fugui's question and didn't take it seriously.
"Listen to me first, we ask you to be this security guard, not an ordinary security guard." Li Laosan said mysteriously.
"What kind of security is that?"
"Did you see that abandoned old factory opposite?" Li Laosan stood up and pointed out the window to the other side of the road.
When Zhang Fugui heard what Li Laosan said, he stood up and looked around, and replied: "I saw it."
"This land actually belongs to me, and you will be the security guard of this land from now on."
Li Laosan took a deep drag on his cigarette, then threw the cigarette butt out of the window coolly, and then quickly left the window, fearing that passers-by who were cursing at his mother downstairs would see him.
"Isn't this still a security guard?" Zhang Fugui still didn't understand.
"Listen to me, we have found through research that God can normally resolve the negative emotions of ordinary people, but the negative emotions of some heroes and heroes in human history are not easily digested by God."
"Why? There are three levels of negative emotions." Zhang Fugui was confused again.
"Think about it, you are an ordinary person and have little impact on history. Even if you dream of becoming an emperor, you don't have much negative emotions. But such heroes and heroes may really change history. You
Let him live a few more years, what a huge impact this will have."
Li Laosan changed his lazy and shameless look and looked at Zhang Fugui very seriously.
"Indeed, if this allows Huo Qubing to live a few more years, then Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty will not be able to attack Rome?" Zhang Fugui usually likes to chat with people on the forum. Like most netizens, he likes to discuss some illusory and unrealistic things.
"That's not that exaggerated, but it will definitely have a great impact on history. Therefore, the negative emotions of such people after death are particularly stubborn, and God cannot digest them for a while. Then with the history of civilization for thousands of years, such people
There are a lot of people, and if the backlog continues like this, Tiandao will not be able to work anymore." Li Laosan explained the reasons for the problems in Tiandao.
"What does Brother Dao's indigestion have to do with me being a security guard?"
Zhang Fugui finally understood what big things happened at Tiandao Pavilion, but he still didn't know how these things were related to his work as a security guard.
"Don't worry, listen to me. We held many meetings and finally worked out an effective and feasible plan through collective efforts."
Having said this, Li Laosan was quite pleased with himself. He took out another cigarette, held it on his finger, and waited for Zhang Fugui to light it.
"I'm not saying that you gods are a bit bureaucratic." Zhang Fugui complained while ordering Huazi for Li Laosan.
"Our method is very simple, that is, take these heroes out first, so that the people digested by Heaven will not be ordinary people. After the negative emotions of these special groups are reduced, we will send them back."
When Li Laosan said this, he was very proud, shaking his legs and smoking a cigarette.
"Is this your good idea? Even the idiot in the orphanage could have figured it out when I was a kid. Where would you take it out and put it?"
After hearing the method Li Laosan said, Zhang Fugui felt that there was no hope. This method was full of loopholes and would not work at all.
"Put it here. Didn't I tell you? Mine is in the factory building across the road." Li Laosan saw Zhang Fugui's confusion and felt baffled. This guy didn't have a high level of understanding.
ah.
"Uncle Li, Li Shenxian, please stop joking, okay? You put these people who have left their names in history, put them in a shabby yard, and then arrange for me to watch them at the door. Refugee camps are not that shabby."
Zhang Fugui felt that this method was really unreliable.
When Zhang Fugui said this, Li Laosan also sighed, spread his hands and said: "There is no way, where do you think it is suitable to send it? If it is sent back to ancient times, if it affects the development of history, the way of heaven will be restarted directly.
After all the calculations, it is most appropriate to send it to modern times. First, the social environment is stable, and second, it will not change any historical line. Even if something goes wrong, it can be easily rectified."
After hearing Li Laosan's explanation, Zhang Fugui felt that this was indeed the case logically, but he still expressed some worries in his heart: "Then you can't just lock up the whole yard. Maybe some of these people are still here?"
There are national heroes, aren’t you treating them badly?”
"I didn't expect that you, a guy with a high level of ideological consciousness, don't worry. We made an agreement with these people before coming here. They want to find a fresh and interesting place without war. I thought it would be just right to send them here. This is not
Is this the best of both worlds?" Li Laosanle had a cheerful expression on his face, indicating to Zhang Bugui not to worry.
Unexpectedly, this group of heroes in history had quite high ideological consciousness and low requirements for material life. Their higher pursuit was peace without war. Zhang Fugui sighed silently in his heart.
"Isn't that right? A life of war and chaos, or life-and-death intrigues, who doesn't want to regain some peace and quiet?" Li Laosan squinted and said to Zhang Fugui.
"How do you know what I'm thinking?" Zhang Fugui asked in horror.
"Didn't I tell you that I was a god?" Li Laosan rolled his eyes at Zhang Fugui again, blaming him for making such a fuss.
"Then you...you sent these people here to me, what standards should we follow in terms of food and clothing?" Zhang Fugui did not dare to make too many mistakes, after all, Li Laosan just looked at him with ill intentions.
The lewd smile on his lower body still made him feel frightened.
"Standards, just watch it. If you have money, just spend more. If you don't have money, just spend less. It'll be fine."
Li Laosan put out the cigarette butt, then picked up the lighter on the table, refilled it, and then put Zhang Fugui's lighter into his pocket.
"Oh, that's easy to handle...wait a minute, what do you mean I have to figure it out?"
Zhang Fugui came to his senses in an instant. With these gods, they could only give away things to others. Do they have to take care of food and drink themselves?
"You have to understand that the problem of heaven and earth is very serious now, everyone is having a hard time, the stock market is turbulent, and Bitcoin fluctuates frequently, you know that, right?" Li Laosan said worriedly.
"What? Could it be that Bitcoin and the stock market have something to do with the way of heaven?" Zhang Fugui seemed to have discovered some secret, he was surprised and a little excited.
"What's going on here? What I mean is that I came to the human world some time ago and wanted to make some investments. Unexpectedly, my front foot was half tied up by the stock market, and my back foot was wiped out by the army of Bitcoin pits. After buying this yard, I didn't have any money.
It's gone." Li Laosan had a bitter look on his face, thinking of the time he spent in this world, he felt indescribable grief and anger.
"Aren't you a fairy? Gods are still afraid of this?" Zhang Fugui looked at Li Laosan's expression. It didn't look like he was cheating, but it was illogical no matter how he thought about it.
"Well, according to the rules of heaven, gods cannot use magic indiscriminately. If it causes any casualties, it will be wiped out in ashes."
"Then just use the trick that made my nose disappear. Go to the hospital and become a doctor or something. Tumors and stones. You can make these things disappear in one go. It's safe and painless. Get out of bed right then and there," Zhang Fugui
Li Laosan immediately thought of a good way to make money.
"What are you thinking? It's just a blind trick. It's only valid for five minutes. After five minutes, it becomes ineffective. How can I use it for surgery?" Li Laosan said helplessly.
"Oh, you mean you can't hurt me. The spell you just cast can only last five minutes, right?" Zhang Fugui immediately grasped the key point of the problem.
"Yes, what's wrong?" Li Laosan was confused.
"Farewell!"
Just kidding, I am an ordinary citizen, and I just wanted to find a job as an emergency. But you told me to restore the way of heaven. Restoring the way of heaven is not impossible, but you said you have no money. I have never seen the heroes of the past and present, and I have no money.
Can you serve me well?
Thinking of this, Zhang Fugui stood up and planned to leave.
"Wait a minute, do you really want to leave?" Li Laosan finally understood what Zhang Fugui was thinking, so he asked.
"Of course."
After hearing Zhang Fugui's reply, Li Laosan stood up and said in a deep voice: "Well, if you really don't want to do it, I can't help it, but according to the laws of heaven, I have to erase this memory of yours."
Memory erasure? Isn't this a behavior in science fiction movies? Forget it, just erase it. Just be an ordinary person and you won't have to worry.
So Zhang Fugui said calmly and calmly: "Okay, hurry up."
"Well, the side effects are a bit serious. The first two also agreed to erase their memories, but now they are both fools. Alas, there is no way. After all, the human brain is too amazing to master."
Li Laosan walked towards Zhang Fugui as he spoke, and then stretched out his hands towards the other person's head.
"Hmm? Huh? Wait, are there any side effects?" Zhang Fugui immediately jumped up and dodged Li Laosan's hands.
"It's okay, I just became a fool. It doesn't hurt at all." Li Laosan persuaded.
Nonsense, can you still suffer when you become a fool? Which fool is not cheerful all day long?
Zhang Fugui hurriedly hid from Li Laosan and said, "Can we have a good talk?"
Li Laosan turned away and smiled slyly, then sat back down, crossed his legs, and said to Zhang Fugui: "There is no way, this is the rule."
Who wants to be turned into a fool? Zhang Fugui had no choice but to struggle for the last time: "This is the most basic salary."
After saying this, Zhang Fugui took out another packet of Chinese food from his pocket and put it on the table. This was the stuff he kept at the bottom of the box.
"Hehe... you're quite sensible." Li Laosan immediately picked up the Zhonghua on the table, then looked at Zhang Fugui and said: "Well, we are also very pressed for time. There are all kinds of daily necessities in this yard.
You don’t have to worry about it, we also provide accommodation, the internship period is three months, and you will be paid 500 yuan a month.”
"Only five hundred? My monthly loan is three thousand." Zhang Fugui's face was full of pain, and he expressed his inner embarrassment.
"Well, let's see, as for the loan, the organization will repay it to you during the three months of the internship period. After the internship period, Tiandao will pay you a salary. According to the rules of Tiandao, it will definitely be enough to repay the loan."
Li Laosan rarely said a pertinent word and solved Zhang Fugui's immediate worries.
"Heaven will pay me a salary? So I am also a formal worker? Am I a god?" After hearing these words, Zhang Fugui immediately asked excitedly.
"What are you thinking about? You are just a non-staff member and a temporary worker." Li Laosan patted Zhang Fugui on the shoulder and said seriously: "Don't be discouraged. No matter how high or low your position is, everyone is serving the way of heaven."
Under Li Laosan's deception, Zhang Fugui became a temporary worker for Tiandao, a security guard in the compound.
Seeing Zhang Fugui's resigned look, Li Laosan said: "Let's go, we are going to pick up our first customer today."
"Who is it? Where to pick him up?"
Zhang Fugui was somewhat excited. After all, being able to see the characters in history books with his own eyes was much more exciting than watching TV series.
Chapter completed!