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Chapter 77 The Width of Lightning(2/2)

Zongji took over the topic: "In the summer of single dogs, what kind of food? Brain teasers?"

"You can say that." Nie Guangyi responded.

Zong Ji smiled: "I thought we only played brain teasers like this when we were kids."

"Brother Zongji, we are of the same generation. There is nothing like when you were a kid and I was a kid." Zuo Jing came online.

"Ah, that's right. I thought you had some ideas. Haha, that's right."

Nie Zuojing was confused by Zongji's four "Ye Rights": "What are you right? Brother Zong Ji."

"No!" Zong Ji quickly changed the topic: "Let me think about it, in the summer of single dogs, there is a kind of food... dogtail grass!"

"Can dogtail grass be eaten?" Nie Guangyi was shocked.

"Why not? When we were young, we had dog's tail grass in our mouths every day!" After saying that, Zongji did not forget to pull Nie Tianqin: "Professor Nie, when you were a child, you must have gathered with your friends to play with dog's tail grass.

Right?"

"When I was a child..." Nie Tianqin recalled: "There really wasn't any. When I was a child, I basically studied at home. There was no foxtail grass in the yard, and there were no friends to play with."

Zongji didn't know Nie Tianqin's upbringing.

It was impossible for Nie Tianqin to tell his life experience to someone he had just known for less than a day.

Nie Tianqin tried to get back to the topic: "Aren't we discussing the earliest origin of [Seeing is not necessarily believing]?"

"Professor Nie!" Nie Guangyi was a little anxious. The topic he finally broke off was about to be taken back. How could this be done?

Nie Guangyi asked his old father: "Do you know what food a single dog eats in the summer?"

"I don't know." Nie Tianqin has always been very strict. He knows what he knows and what he doesn't know is what he doesn't know.

Zong Ji was interested in brain teasers. After thinking about it for a long time, he came up with another one: "Jelly."

"Why is it jelly, Dad?" Meng Xin was curious.

She can really talk to her dad about everything.

"As a single dog, I will definitely hide in my room in the summer. Isn't that a doghouse? Isn't a doghouse a dog hole? If dog hole is pronounced the same as jelly, isn't it?"

"What dad said makes sense!" Meng Xinzhi was quickly convinced.

Big daddy is the biggest in the world.

A series of question marks floated over Nie Guangyi's forehead.

???This is okay???

"Girl, you really don't think it's jelly, do you?" Nie Guangyi was surprised.

"No, but brainteasers can be explained as long as they make sense. Only a three-year-old child would think that the answer to a brainteaser is the only one."

"Why is there only a three-year-old child? You can make random guesses, why do you need to involve a three-year-old child?" Nie Guangyi was a little reluctant.

"It seems a bit lax." Meng Xinzhi smiled and apologized: "Then let's be ten years old. Anyway, Zongyi no longer thinks so."

"This is nonsense!" Nie Guangyi was inexplicably angry.

Meng Xinzhi retracted her apology and asked: "Isn't the core of the brain teaser just nonsense?"

Meng Xinzhi rarely has such a sharp point of view.

It's okay to say she's talking nonsense, but it's absolutely not okay to bring dad along.

This is the logic of Dream Heart.

Zong Ji quickly smoothed things over: "Ah Xin, you just said you didn't think it was jelly? Then what do you think it is?"

"Dad, what will happen to single dogs in the summer?"

"Hmm...bitten by a mosquito." Zongji thought again.

"Single dog, mosquito bite...Single, mosquito..." Meng Xinzhi responded with a combination of combinations: "According to dad's idea, single mosquito in turn is mosquito single, which is homophonic to Wendan. Wendan is grapefruit in our place. Answer

If there’s one kind of food, it’s Wendan pomelo.”

"What you say makes sense!" Zongji was very happy.

Nie Guangyi was speechless.

If his guess was correct, Meng Xinzhi really knew the answer in his heart.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have specifically asked Zongji [What will happen to a single dog in the summer]?

But you clearly know, why don't you just guide or give the correct answer?

Nie Guangyi turned to ask Nie Tianqin the same question, with a hint of unwillingness to be outdone.

"In Guangyi, are you single? In summer, except that you will feel the same heat, there shouldn't be any difference, right?"

"Hahahahaha." Nie Guangyi laughed heartily, and directly took Nie Tianqin's hand and started to shake it: "He is indeed my biological father! One word reveals the secret."

Nie Tianqin was a little surprised by his son's sudden intimacy.

Zongji was a little confused and asked Meng Xinzhi "what does it mean" with his eyes.

Meng Xin's response from Furui Muha: "A single dog feels hot in the summer, so he turns into a hot dog."

To be honest, if it weren't for playing with Zong Yi, Meng Xinzhi would have lost interest in such childish brain teasers seven or eight years ago.

Nie Guangyi also heard this sentence. He felt that Meng Xinzhi had finally come to the right path, and asked kindly: "Do you want to eat hot dogs, girl?"

"No, thank you, I'm losing weight." Meng Xinzhi couldn't miss the glutinous rice that her father specially brought from China to make for her.

The master's degree program in the UK is very short, but it takes at least one year.

Nie Guangyi looked disgusted: "You are already so thin and you still want to lose weight? If you keep losing weight, you won't be worried about being panicked."

Even now, Nie Guangyi still thinks it's not enough: "Brother Zongji, why don't you care?"

On this point, Zong Ji rarely agrees with Nie Guangyi: "I have also advised you, but Ah Xin said that to dance, you need to maintain a good figure and be as thin as a lightning bolt."

"Girl, are you really ready to lose weight and become a lightning bolt?" Nie Guangyi changed the subject of the question.

"Yeah." Meng Xinzhi nodded in response.

"Then I really admire your courage..." Nie Guangyi paused. Until this point, Nie Tianqin felt that there was no big problem with his son's communication skills.

Unexpectedly, Nie Guangyi took a deep breath and then added: "Girls nowadays are really ignorant."

"In a broad sense, how can it be ignorant for girls to lose weight?" Nie Tianqin joined in the effort to smooth things over: "This is the love of beauty that everyone has."

"Of course it's not a problem to lose weight, and of course it's okay to be thin. But lightning, anyone with some common sense knows that lightning in the sky, even at its narrowest point, is four meters long. There are several human waists that can

Up to four meters?”

Nie Guangyi turned to Meng Xinzhi jokingly: "Dare I ask this girl, do you want to hit the Guinness World Record with your waist size?"

"Big head!" Nie Tianqin really couldn't stand listening anymore: "How can anyone call the information about how wide a lightning bolt is common knowledge? Go out and ask, how many people know it."

"Dad! Where is my head too big?" Nie Guangyi stood up and resisted: "Go and look at Leonardo da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man" and then measure your son and me, from head to toe, where is the big difference?

The golden ratio.”

"Guangyi my son, why are you so excited this early in the morning?" Nie Tianqin earnestly advised his son: "Can you be a little more normal?"

"What's wrong? What man isn't excited in the morning? It's abnormal if he's not excited, right?"

Nie Tianqin stopped talking.

After fourteen years of estrangement, it does take more time to get to know my son again...
Chapter completed!
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