"Who?"

"I gave him one arm and one leg."

At this time, Zhang Xiao's voice came from the background, and then his sunny and handsome face appeared in everyone's eyes.

"Wow!!!"

"Xiao Shen, Xiao Shen, I love you!"

"Xiao Shen, you are the best!"

"As soon as Xiao Shen comes out, everyone will be convinced!"

"As soon as Xiao Shen comes out, everyone will be convinced!"

Seeing Zhang Xiao appear on the stage, the audience was excited and cheered in unison.

Zhang Xiao walked up to Yan Hexiang and asked, "Do you want to challenge me to a duel?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head quickly, raised his finger and pointed at Qilin and said, "It's not me, it's him who wants to challenge you."

Zhang Xiao turned to look at Qilin. Unexpectedly, Qilin knelt on the ground with a thud and wailed: "God Xiao, I was wronged!"

"Let me go, you are changing your face too quickly, aren't you?" Yan Hexiang next to him said with a speechless expression.

Zhang Xiao pulled Qilin up from the ground and said: "Unjust or not, we will talk about it later. I just want to ask what happened to you father and son. These actors are all the pillars of Deyunju. You guys

How can we exploit them?"

"I can tell you, I just bought Deyunju last year, and I haven't made any money back yet. If it is disbanded, I will never be done with you father and son."

"Wow~!~~" The audience at the scene started cheering.

Qilin said with an aggrieved look: "Xiao Shen, don't listen to Yan Hexiang's nonsense. My father has been very good to them."

"Fart!" Yan Hexiang said sternly: "You give us three thousand and five thousand a month. Does this mean you are very good to us?"

After saying that, he looked at Zhang Xiao and cried: "Xiao Shen, go and find out how much the house prices in Beijing are now. What can we do with such a small salary?"

Zhang Xiao raised his hand and touched his nose and said, "Wait a minute, you just said how much your monthly salary is?"

Yan Hexiang replied seriously: "Three thousand and five!"

"Three thousand and five?" Zhang Xiao screamed and shouted: "How can it be three thousand and five?"

Yan Hexiang clapped his hands and said, "Yes, how about saying that father and son are exploiting us?"

Zhang Xiao said angrily: "I clearly told Guo Xiaogang that the monthly salary was two thousand, how could you get an extra thousand and fifteen?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing the confused Yan Hexiang, the audience laughed so hard that they almost burst into tears.

Qilin on the stage pulled Yan Hexiang's sleeve and whispered: "My dad secretly added 1,500 yuan to your monthly salary. This is 3,500 yuan. Otherwise, you would only have 2,000 yuan."

Yan Hexiang said dumbfounded: "That's too cruel. Are you bosses still human beings?"

After hearing this, Zhang Xiao said with dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about? Who is not a human being anymore? Qilin, please go back and tell me. The one thousand and fifty is his own and cannot be taken from Deyunju's account."

"I know!" Qilin replied with a snickering.

Zhang Xiao looked towards the audience and shouted: "Mimi~~"

"Hey, I'm here!" Yang Mi stood up from the crowd and replied with a smile.

Zhang Xiao said seriously: "Lao Guo secretly takes 1,500 yuan from our family every month for his apprentice. Tomorrow, you can send a few more accountants to come over and calculate the accounts clearly for me. We can't let him

People are being tricked."

Yang Mi said very cooperatively: "Okay, I'll call someone right away."

Yan Hexiang on the stage wiped his tears and walked to the backstage crying: "Master, I'm sorry for you, old man, I didn't expect the famous Xiao Shen..."

After shouting this, he stopped and took a sneak look. After confirming that the distance between the two was relatively far, he shouted at the top of his voice: "It's so picky~~~"

Zhang Xiao raised his hand and made a knocking gesture, then looked at Qilin, causing the latter to tremble all over and run away, shouting: "Old Yan, wait for me!"

Just like that, Qilin also left the stage, and artist Zhang Xiao was the only one left on the stage at this time.

Zhang Xiao rolled up his sleeves and said angrily: "You dare to trick me for a thousand and five dollars? Humph, if you don't go out and ask around, am I, the stingy little bully, living up to my reputation?"

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed loudly again.

The atmosphere of the entire venue was instantly pushed to its peak.

Yan Hexiang, who returned backstage, looked at Zhang Xiao on the stage and sighed sincerely: "Mr. Zhang's cross talk skills are really strong."

Yu Qian nodded and agreed: "He is just a monster. He is the best no matter what he does."

Guo Xiaogang also looked at the stage with burning eyes and praised: "I am now full of expectations for his next stand-up comedy, which may bring us miracles."

On the stage, Zhang Xiao took out Guo Xiaogang and talked about it again, then scratched the back of his head and asked himself with a puzzled face: "Hey, why did I come to the stage?"

"Hahaha!" The audience at the scene laughed out loud at Zhang Xiao's show of pretending to be stupid.

Zhang Xiao raised his hand and patted his forehead, and said suddenly: "Oh, let me go, look at my brain, of course I came to the Deyunju stage to talk about cross talk."

"Everyone in the audience, first let me introduce myself. I am the second boss of Deyunju, Zhang Xiao. I am a non-professional who is not a crosstalk actor."

"Bah bang bang!"

"good!"

The audience cheered and screamed.

A beautiful girl sitting in the front row shouted to the stage: "Xiao Shen, you are not professional, but you are very handsome."

Zhang Xiao curled his lips, and naturally he would not miss this opportunity to strike up a conversation with the audience, so he said: "Beauty, my wife is still sitting in the venue, you must be more reserved, I'm afraid she will come over and scratch you later."

"Also, I'm handsome, but I'm also very professional, okay?"

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Yang Mi, who was sitting in the audience, spat: "This guy just knows nonsense."

Reba next to him smiled and said: "Sister, in this cross talk business, there is no big or small thing on stage. There are rules off stage. You don't need to take what he says on stage seriously."

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "This beautiful woman just praised me for being handsome. To be honest, I really feel ashamed."

"When I was doing a group performance in Hengdian before, many people said that my forehead bone was very special, very similar to the ape-man skull in Zhoukoudian."

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed again.

"My family also said that my ancestors must have been born in Zhoukoudian. I thought about it at that time. It would be quite cool to live in the original society. At least eat pure natural barbecue every day.

There aren’t that many additives yet.”

"What's more important is that I can bake it wherever I want, and I don't have to worry about half-baking it if an ape comes and steals my stove."

“···”

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Yang Mi even clapped her hands and praised: "Okay, this baggage is great!"
Chapter completed!