Yang Mi thought for a while and replied: "I heard from him that he studied with an old man for a few days before, but he is very smart, and it is not too difficult for him to learn cross talk."

Yang Dingbang nodded and praised: "This boy is really amazing!"

At this time, Zhang Xiao on the stage was already getting better.

He continued: "Roast beef, medium-rare or medium-rare. I can eat it however I want. I don't have to worry about causing cancer. After all, there are no health experts in primitive society, and no one will come out to scare everyone."

"The clothes we wear are also fashionable. Wear furs in winter, with tiger and leopard prints. They are all genuine. In primitive society, there are no imitations, and apes do not make fakes."

"The sign of ape-man's recognition of evolution is that he has learned to fake things."

"Hahaha!" The audience at the scene was amused again by Zhang Xiao's metaphor.

Applause, cheers, and laughter filled the entire studio.

When the laughter gradually subsided, Zhang Xiao continued: "Don't be embarrassed, everyone is running naked, don't laugh at anyone."

"If you fall in love with any female ape-man, grill her ribs and then I'll go back to the cave with you."

"That's a real naked wedding!"

"How many caves do you have in your name? How many javelins do your parents have? You don't need to consider these, as long as they are of different genders."

"The only regret is that the life span of primitive people is too short. The average age is less than fourteen years old. They died before taking the high school entrance examination. This is about the same as a long life span."

This section by Zhang Xiao can make everyone laugh once without even saying a word.

"Oh my God, do apes marry naked?"

"Return to the cave, javelin, what are these?"

"You really can't take the high school entrance examination at the age of fourteen."

"I didn't expect Xiao Shen's cross talk skills to be so strong. It's simply amazing."

The audience at the scene listened and talked quietly.

Guo Xiaogang in the background pointed to Zhang Xiao on the stage and said to his apprentices: "All of you should follow Mr. Zhang and learn hard. This is the real cross talk master."

All the disciples nodded.

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "Actually, kittens and puppies are very good. They are much happier than us. Speaking of which, I have a very close relationship with animals."

"Why? Because it was the veterinarian who delivered the baby to me."

"Hahaha~"

When the audience heard this, they burst out laughing. Some girls just finished drinking water and squirted on others.

Veterinarians who deliver babies, aren’t they scolding themselves?

Zhang Xiao continued: "Don't worry, because the transportation in those days was not convenient, and our home was far from the hospital."

"My mother was about to give birth. When my father got anxious, he ran to the veterinary station in front of our house. The fat lady was delivering the baby to the donkey."

"My dad said, Auntie, my wife is about to give birth, please come to our house and have a look!"

"The aunt looked at my dad for a full minute and then asked, what on earth did you marry?"

"Human, can you deliver a baby?"

"So the great god went to my house and picked up the cake for me with a click."

"Brother, I'd like to congratulate you. He's a male."

“···”

"Pfft!"

"Ha ha!"

"Damn, this is an animal!"

The audience at the scene laughed from ear to ear.

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "After delivering the baby, the great master returned to the veterinary station and took another look at the little donkey. Well, he couldn't be born. He was suffocated."

"So later on, my dad often said that I had to trade my life for that of a donkey."

"Later on, whenever people asked me what my zodiac was, I would say I was a donkey. Moreover, I never ate donkey meat roasted, donkey hide gelatin, or donkey rolling."

"People must know how to be grateful!"

"The social atmosphere when we were young was different from now. Now when an old man falls on the street, most people don't dare to help him."

"After we were young, on June 1st, there were not enough old ladies on the street."

"Because the teacher called us to do good deeds, these children were all injured and knew how to help the old lady cross the road. As long as someone stopped over there, a group of children who came over would be dragged to the other side."

"At that time, the old lady had little feet and had to walk over with a lot of effort. A group of children who came over had to fight her off."

"The old lady refused to leave. She just held on while the two children lifted her legs and carried her directly over."

"The old lady looked at the door of her home with a look of despair. She couldn't go back for a day. She was so anxious that she went to the ground to have a convulsion."

Hearing this, Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian looked at each other and said, "He is just satirizing the unhealthy trends in today's society!"

Yu Qian nodded and said: "It's amazing. Fortunately, this guy is a movie-maker. If he comes to the cross talk industry, our whole Deyunju combined may not be able to do better than him."

Looking at the audience who were teased by Zhang Xiao, Guo Xiaogang let out a long sigh and said: "There are indeed geniuses in this world!"

Just as the two of them were sighing, Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "In a blink of an eye, more than 20 years have passed, and now my body is no longer good because of all the years of filming movies."

"Oh~~~" the audience collectively cheered.

Who is Zhang Xiao?

The world's best master, who can fight dozens of professional fighters and defeat hundreds of soldiers from the Southeast Military Region, it's a joke for such a person to say that he is not in good health.

Zhang Xiao rolled his eyes and said: "What are you talking about? If the program requires it, can't you bear it? Besides, it's none of your business whether I'm in good health or not, as long as Mimi knows."

"Bah!" Yang Mi said with a blushing face.

The audience at the scene burst into laughter upon seeing this.

Zhang Xiao on the stage touched the back of his head, glanced around, and said: "I don't know why, but as soon as I arrived at Deyunju's territory, I wanted to drive a car."

"Hahaha!" The audience burst into laughter again.

Zhang Xiao continued: "What's so funny about this? Compared with Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu, I'm only at the kindergarten level."

"Eh~~~" The audience cheered again.

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble!" Zhang Xiao waved his hands quickly and continued: "I'm still nervous now. If you interrupt me, I will forget what I said before. By the way, where did I just say it?"

At this time, an audience member in the front row shouted loudly: "You said you were not feeling well."

Zhang Xiao immediately retorted: "Your health is not good, you need kidney treasure!"

"Hahaha!" The whole scene instantly became a sea of ​​joy.

No one expected that Zhang Xiao would heat up the place like this.

Zhang Xiao patted his forehead and said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I remembered, yes, I stopped talking here."

"I have a physical problem, what should I do? I found a 'Shou Medical Clinic'."

"Hahaha!" Everyone was so happy when they heard that Zhang Xiao was making trouble with the veterinarian again.

Zhang Xiao explained: "I'm talking about the longevity medical station. Where did you want to go?"

"The doctor looked at my test report and frowned."

"It's over, it's over!"

"When I heard this, my legs felt weak. Wife, the house is still 80% new. Now it will belong to someone else. I will lose a lot!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha, I'll go, that's so eloquent!"

"Xiao Shen is so funny. Wife, the house is 80% new. I think Xiao Shen will kneel down at the keyboard when he gets home."
Chapter completed!