Yang Mi in the audience suddenly showed a dumbfounded expression when she heard Zhang Xiao's words.

This guy really does everything for cross talk!

However, Zhang Xiao on the stage did not look at Yang Mi's expression, and continued to talk to himself: "The doctor is still saying, it's over, it's over, I can't see anything without glasses."

"Do you think this industry can breathe a sigh of relief?"

"After the doctor put on his glasses, he took a closer look at my strength and said that I was very serious and he couldn't see it, so he had to be registered as a specialist."

"I believed it, so I spent 200 yuan the next day to register an expert account."

"But when I opened the door, I found that it was still the same doctor as yesterday. At that time, I thought, is this doctor cheating after being upgraded?"

"Become an expert overnight?"

"The doctor explained that I was originally an expert, and I was just on duty for someone else yesterday."

"Then how nice was it that you just showed it to me yesterday?"

"The doctor also said very reasonably that the disease you have is worth 200 yuan. Yesterday's number was 15 yuan. If he had treated you yesterday, the hospital would have lost 185 yuan."

When Zhang Xiao said this, the audience burst into laughter.

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Holy crap, can this still happen?"

"Not to mention, some experts in hospitals are really like this."

“···”

Zhang Xiao continued: "This time the doctor looked at my test results again, told me that nothing happened, and told me to go home directly."

"I was very puzzled and asked, didn't you say it was serious yesterday?"

"The doctor explained to me seriously. The doctor said you are very serious, but the expert said you are fine!"

"Hahaha~" The audience at the scene was going crazy. The applause, laughter, and screams almost overturned Deyunju's place.

Zhang Xiao's cross talk was so funny that everyone could hear that Zhang Xiao was continuing the cross talk and mocking some so-called experts in the hospital.

"Speaking of this hospital, our family Mimi said that when my grandson's generation is highly developed in medicine, everyone will go to the social epidemic prevention station to be injected with a one-second drug called super cell regeneration.

, you can live forever."

"At that time, there were no pensions. When one was over 20,000 years old, a waste of planetary resources tax would be levied. There was no such thing as family planning, and childbirth was directly prohibited."

"Why? It's very simple, because there are only people coming, not leaving, and the planet simply can't afford it!"

“···”

"At that time, the shortest building would have to be 20,000 floors. Walking the dog downstairs would take a month to use the elevator."

"Do you really think it's a good thing that people can't sing forever?"

"The couple has lived together for tens of thousands of years, and they have said that little whisper billions of times. They have turned it over and over again. The person who said it and the person who listened to it both want to vomit!"

"If you want to get divorced, why don't you find someone else? It's forbidden to have children. There is no new one, and all the acquaintances around me have already found someone twice."

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, I'll go, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

"Thank God Xiao for being able to think of such a burden."

Zhang Xiao on the stage continued: "I have no choice but to go to the hospital and beg the doctor to kill me. I'm really tired of living."

"It's quite difficult for the doctor. If I kill you, your cells will be super regenerated and you still have to come back to life!"

"I can't do anything, why don't you go see a Chinese medicine doctor?"

"Well, I went to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital again. When I got there, I saw that there were too many people who were tired of living. If you register now, it will take 250 years before you can be interested."

"But I couldn't wait, so I bought a scalper ticket from a dealer at a high price and got an old Chinese medicine practitioner."

"The old Chinese doctor took my pulse and stared, you are not sick!"

"I'm not sick. I'm here to die."

"Then let me prescribe two boxes of Leg-Stretching Eye Pills for you, but these are self-funded medicines and are not reimbursed."

"Okay, as long as you can eat dead people, you can pay for it at your own expense!"

"Eat it and watch. If you eat it to death, don't be happy. If you finish two boxes and still die, don't blame me."

"After bowing to the old Chinese medicine doctor, I said to him, if he really eats it to death, I will send you a banner."

"After I came out of the hospital, I thought about it carefully. This is definitely not possible. If he could eat dead people, how could this old Chinese medicine doctor still be alive? He would have eaten himself to death long ago. Looking at him, he would have lived to be a hundred thousand years old.

Already."

“···”

"Hahaha!"

Zhang Xiao's last imported theme "Immortality" made everyone laugh.

"In that era, everyone lived in despair. Only we Deyunju fans still had the goal of living."

"Because we all firmly believe that as long as we live forever, we can wait until the day when Deyunju is destroyed."

"Of course, immortality is a beautiful dream of human beings. Life is short and comes and goes in a hurry. Being happy lasts a lifetime, and being sad lasts a lifetime."

"Why don't you listen to Deyunju's cross talk more and be happy for the rest of your life."

At this point, Zhang Xiao's stand-up comedy ended, and the audience spontaneously stood up and gave him extremely warm applause and cheers.

“That’s awesome!”

"Xiao Shen's stand-up comedy is really one of a kind!"

"Classic, this "Immortal" is definitely a classic among stand-up comics!"

"If Xiao Shen talks about cross talk, he will definitely be no worse than Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian."

“···”

Zhang Xiao's performance was extremely successful. After bowing to the audience three times in a row, Zhang Xiao returned to the backstage.

When Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian saw Zhang Xiao coming down, they both gave him a thumbs up and praised: "Good acting!"

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "Look at the sweat on my head, you can tell how nervous I am."

"It's just you? Are you still nervous?" Yu Qian rolled his eyes and said, "I really didn't notice it."

Guo Xiaogang quickly ordered to the apprentice behind him: "Qilin, hurry up and say hello to Brother Xiao."

After saying that, he shouted to Yu Qian: "Let's go, Teacher Yu, it's our turn."

Next, the two people stepped onto the stage one after another and gave a finale performance.

Qilin poured a cup of tea for Zhang Xiao and said with admiration: "Brother Xiao, your cross talk is really good. How do you practice it? Can you teach me?"

Zhang Xiao picked up the tea cup and took a sip, then said: "I want to say that I have never practiced in these years. Do you believe it?"

"Trust!" Qilin nodded and said, "You really don't seem to have much time to practice cross talk."

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "I learn cross talk just like I learn acting. I imitate first, then practice, and finally form my own unique style."

"I don't have any other skills, but my imitation and academic abilities are a bit strong. Others may need ten or eight years of practice to achieve results, but I can basically do it in three or four months."
Chapter completed!