Guo Xiaogang said quickly: "One of our own must not say that, it will make people laugh."

Zhang Xiao said: "I also heard someone say it yesterday, and they even made up two jingles for me!"

Guo Xiaogang knew that Zhang Xiao was preparing to shake off the burden, so he asked: "What's the jingle? Come and listen to it."

Zhang Xiao said: "That's what he said. If my sister comes to see me, don't come to Deyun's Nest. There are many gangsters in Deyun's Nest, and the leader of the gangsters is named Guo."

"As soon as he said these words, I immediately felt that our Deyunju was really popular!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"Xu~~~"

Everyone at the scene was laughing so hard.

Guo Xiaogang secretly praised it in his heart, but deliberately showed an annoyed look on his face, saying: "Who said this? If you ask him to stand up, I will have to argue with him."

Zhang Xiao said: "Actually, everyone knows this jingle. If you don't believe me, just ask. There are many hooligans in Deyun..."

The audience in the audience shouted in unison: "The gangster's surname is Guo~"

"Hahaha~"

The atmosphere at the scene exploded instantly.

Guo Xiaogang looked at Yu Qian and said: "Teacher Yu, I kind of regret letting him come on stage now."

Yu Qian echoed: "I suspect that he just made up this jingle.":

Zhang Xiao took over the conversation and said: "Teacher Yu, be more confident and remove the word doubt."

"Woo~~~"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed even louder.

Guo Xiaogang said: "Mr. Zhang, I never expected that you would be such a person."

Yu Qian echoed: "That is, if you deliberately spread messages, we can go to court and sue you."

Zhang Xiao glanced at Yu Qian and said: "Teacher Yu, you think you can only talk about Teacher Guo's jingles. Let me tell you, you are even worse. You have been made into a song and sung everywhere."

"No, don't sing to me." Yu Qian said hurriedly: "Brother, you have nothing to do here, you can go down."

"No~~~" Guo Xiaogang shouted, "I want to hear it, I really want to hear it."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Guo Xiaogang, which end are you with?"

Guo Xiaogang replied: "I live on the same level as my parents. Do you want to hear it?"

The audience all shouted in unison: "I want to hear it!"

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I'm afraid that Teacher Yu will go to court to sue me."

Guo Xiaogang said: "Mr. Zhang, you can rest assured on this. If he really dares to sue you, more than a thousand of us will prove to you that you didn't sing anything."

"Yes!" The audience in the audience also shouted.

Zhang Xiao slapped his thigh fiercely and said: "Okay, then I will show my shame."

"Oh my God, my toes are leaking from my worn shoes;"

"The teacher asked me to pay the tuition, but I said wait for two days~"

“···”

This is a ditty compiled by Zhang Helun, Guo Xiaogang's apprentice on Earth. It's called "The Broken Shoes Leaking the Glue Point", and Zhang Xiao just took it and used it.

Needless to say, this ditty really rhymes and the tune is simple. Zhang Xiao only sang two lines, and more than a thousand viewers spontaneously followed the beat.

"I'm barefoot without shoes, snowflakes are falling outside;"

"The girl next door saw it, and she had tears in her eyes;"

"She is my sweetheart, so I named her Xiaojuan'er;"

"You are two times fatter than me;"

"Now that she has money, she works as a mistress;"

"Deyun Juli's cross talk skills are praised by Qian'er!"

“···”

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

When Zhang Xiao sang the last two lines, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Guo Xiaogang’s laughter was even louder on the stage.

When the audience had finished laughing, he still held his stomach and kept laughing.

Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian immediately realized that this was a burden, and both looked at him with strange eyes.

Guo Xiaogang seemed to sense the gazes of the two people and looked up.

The three people looked at each other and no one said anything, but this scene made people burst into laughter.

"Oh, I'll go!"

"Haha, I was laughing so hard."

"Silence is better than sound at this time!"

“···”

Yu Qian on the stage said: "Why don't I laugh you to death?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "I'm sorry, Teacher Yu, we have been cooperating for such a long time. I didn't even know that I have a sister-in-law, Xiaojuan. Another day, I will be the host and we can sit together."

"Pull you down!" Yu Qian shouted directly.

"Hahaha!" The audience was amused again.

Qilin, who was backstage, saw the performance of the three people and said with admiration: "It's amazing."

Yue Xiaopeng said: "Da Lin, master, do they have any notebooks?"

Qilin shook his head and said: "No, they are all available now."

Yue Xiaopeng exclaimed: "Oh my god, anyone today can perform to this level."

Sun Yuedao: "The impromptu performance of the three cross talk masters is so wonderful."

On the stage, Zhang Xiao slapped his forehead and said, "Look at my brain, I'm just preoccupied with making up songs. Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, why did you ask me to come up here?"

Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian looked at each other and said in unison: "Playing."

Zhang Xiao asked: "What are you playing for?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "Actually, Teacher Yu and I will talk about some brain teasers next. Since you are here, how about we give you a test?"

"Brain teasers? Zhang Xiao said with disdain: "Pediatrics stuff."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, your tone is quite loud!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Let me ask you, which age group are these questions for?"

Guo Xiaogang asked: "Which age group do you want to answer?"

Zhang Xiao said confidently: "With my brain, no matter what, I need to be more than three years old.":

Yu Qian shook his head and said: "You are just at this age."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Guo Xiaogang said: "Come, please listen to the question, what pants should I wear to look younger?"

"Seven-quarter pants..." Zhang Xiao said in a long voice. Seeing that something was wrong with Guo Xiaogang's expression, he immediately changed his words and said: "Capri-quarter pants are definitely wrong."

"Eh~~~" The audience at the scene started cheering.

Guo Xiaogang was amused and said: "Did you hear that, everyone is laughing at you!"

Zhang Xiao said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter. Since we are already on stage talking about cross talk, why do we need to be embarrassed?"

"Hahaha!" These words once again made the audience burst into laughter.

Yu Qiandao: "Don't waste time, tell me the answer quickly."

Zhang Xiao thought for a moment, then suddenly uttered an ouch and said, "I thought of it, it's diapers. My daughter is wearing them now, right?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "This question is considered your answer correctly. Please listen to the second question: Sun Wukong has been trapped under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years. In the dead of night, what song does he want to sing most?"

Zhang Xiao replied without hesitation: "I don't know."

Yu Qiandao: "You don't know how confident you are in shouting!"

Zhang Xiao asked back: "Then what song do you think he can sing?"

Yu Qandao: "This is not simple. The 'Stone Monkey' in the dead of night is the time when you feel homesick."

"Haha~!" The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said: "It's boring. You guys have prepared these questions. It's boring. I'll give you a few and you two can guess. How about it?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "If we were to guess, it must be at least five years old."
Chapter completed!