"Woo~~~"

At this time, Guo Xiaogang, Yu Qian, and Zhang Xiao on the stage were already going crazy, and the audience also went crazy.

Everyone can see that the three of them had no preparation or rehearsal before.

Under such circumstances, being able to speak cross talk to such an extent is simply amazing.

Zhang Xiao on the stage said: "Okay, I'll give you a four-year-old. Please listen to the question. "It said that Teacher Guo had been walking in the desert for three days, and his thirsty throat was almost smoking. Suddenly, he appeared in front of him.

Got two basins of water.”

"One basin is Teacher Yu's foot-washing water, and the other is Teacher Yu's excrement. May I ask Teacher Guo, which one do you choose to drink?"

Guo Xiaogang didn't want to understand the mechanism inside, so he turned to look at Yu Qian, who glanced at him and said: "What are you looking at me for? They are asking about you."

Guo Xiaogang said: "Well, I will choose the teacher's foot-washing water first."

Zhang Xiao deliberately made a disgusting gesture and said: "Teacher Yu, Teacher Guo is so perverted that he wants to drink your foot-washing water."

Yu Qiandao: "If you don't drink foot-washing water, why should you drink something else?"

"That's right!" Guo Xiaogang also echoed: "If it were you and you had to choose one, what would you drink?"

Zhang Xiao replied confidently: "For such an obvious question, do I still have to choose? Of course I have to drink those two basins of water."

Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian were dumbfounded at the same time.

The audience in the audience burst into laughter.

"Oh, I'll go, Xiao Shen is so bad, I like him so much."

"I feel like Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu will be screwed today."

"Why haven't I understood what it means?"

"Don't you understand this? God Xiao said that there are two basins of water, one for foot washing and one for excrement, and these two basins of water are real water. It's just what Xiao Shen said together."

"Oh, I understand, Xiao Shen, this is too deceptive!"

···

Zhang Xiao on the stage shook his head and sighed: "With such an IQ, you still go on stage to talk about cross talk. I'm so embarrassed for you two."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Stop talking sarcastically and continue. Today I have to give an explanation for my IQ."

Guo Xiaogang echoed: "Yes, yes, you hurry up and ask the question."

Zhang Xiao smiled and continued: "Excuse me, among the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, who has the longest legs?"

"gold!"

"Wrong, it's fire, because of the ham sausage."

“···”

"Which plant is the most honest?"

"squirrel!"

"Wrong, it's Basho, because he's honest and honest."

"One pig can be bought for one thousand, and two pigs can be sold for one hundred thousand. May I ask why?"

"Because there are little piglets in the pig's belly."

"Wrong, because two-headed pigs are very rare, and things are rare and valuable."

Zhang Xiao came up with some brain teasers that he had heard on earth, which made Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian confused and made the audience laugh out loud.

Yang Mi, who was sitting in the audience and watching, laughed with tears in her eyes and said: "Reba, isn't your brother-in-law very talented?"

Reba was also smiling with his face flushed at this moment and said: "If I didn't know that my brother-in-law had not communicated and rehearsed with these two people, I would not believe it to my death that they would have acted out on the spot."

Yang Mi nodded and said: "That's true. They cooperate so well. Maybe this is the tacit understanding between cross talk masters!"

After asking nine questions in a row, Zhang Xiao shouted: "The last question, parrot, phoenix or peacock, which one is suitable to be a waiter?"

Guo Xiaogang immediately replied: "Phoenix, Phoenix is ​​beautiful and can be the front desk."

"Wrong!" Yu Qian quickly corrected him: "It's a parrot. It has a clever beak and can say welcome."

Zhang Xiao looked at the two of them as if he were looking at two fools, and said: "I really don't know what to say to you. You dare to challenge such a high-level question at the age of four."

"Come on, let's find an audience member to answer."

After speaking, he pointed to a beautiful woman in the first row of the audience and said: "Come here, this beautiful woman, please tell them both that the correct answer is~~~"

The beauty stood up and said, "It's a peacock."

Yu Qian asked: "Why?"

The beauty replied: "Because the peacock can open bottles."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "This beauty, please tell them how old this brain teaser is?"

The beauty held out three fingers and said, "I gave this question to my son when he was three years old."

"Beautiful." Zhang Xiao gave the beauty a thumbs up.

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience at the scene laughed like crazy.

Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian were also very happy to see this scene, but they had confused expressions on their faces.

Zhang Xiao, with his hands behind his back, walked around the two of them twice and said, "A three-year-old child can't even figure out the brain teasers, and he even boasts that he wants to give a four-year-old a boost. Isn't it embarrassing?"

Guo Xiaogang picked up a towel, wiped the sweat from his face, and said: "Okay, okay, Mr. Zhang, it's almost done. Dear viewers, let me explain in advance that we have actually been preparing for today's performance for half a month.

Already."

"Teacher Yu and I both know the answers to these questions, and we are just trying to make you laugh."

Yu Qianye quickly echoed: "Hey, that's right, we have practiced it countless times in private, and I almost spit out the correct answer just now."

"Uu~~~" The audience at the scene cheered.

Yu Qiandao: "What are you talking about? If it doesn't work, ask him~"

After speaking, he raised his hand and pointed at Zhang Xiao.

Zhang Xiao was stunned, pointed at his nose and said, "Ask me?"

"Yes, tell them, is this the ideal we have developed?" Yu Qian said while winking at Zhang Xiao.

Zhang Xiao coughed and said: "Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, there is no need to be like this. If it has a lower IQ, it will not commit a crime. It is not a serious problem. Do you think you can lie?"

"Besides, the whole world knows that I have been filming "Forrest Gump" during this period. How can I have time to create cross talk with you? Do you really think that the audience's IQ is the same as you two?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing the loveless faces of Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian, more than a thousand spectators at the scene almost laughed like crazy.

Guo Xiaogang pointed at Zhang Xiao and said: "It's a good thing you didn't enter the cross talk world, otherwise, with your temperament, you would definitely offend countless people."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Yes, I admit this, just like you."

Guo Xiaogang retorted: "What does it mean to be like me? My popularity in the circle is well-known."

Zhang Xiao said lightly, "You don't have to explain in such a hurry, my house has been connected to the Internet for a long time."

Guo Xiaogang was speechless.

···

Zhang Xiao talked on the stage for a total of half an hour. Although it was his first time working with Guo Xiaogang and Yu Qian, and although they had not rehearsed in advance and informed each other, the cooperation between the three was flawless. No matter who was doing the work, they all

No baggage was left behind.

The entire audience laughed wildly, applauded, screamed, and shouted.

At the end, Guo Xiaogang said: "Okay, that's it for today. The time is almost up. Let me say a few words of truth. I'm very happy tonight to be able to do a cross talk with Mr. Zhang."

"In this more than half an hour, we didn't make any preparations for any content before. Everything was made up and said on the stage."

“We are really very satisfied to be able to achieve this effect.”
Chapter completed!