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Chapter 819: Bamboo Stone, Impromptu Crosstalk(2/2)

The netizens in the live broadcast room were so greedy that they complained one after another.

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After drinking and eating, everyone sat in the pavilion and chatted.

Huang Xiaochu said: "Zifeng, didn't you come out with a single? Sing it quickly. Our Xiao Shen is a master of music. Let him give you some guidance."

Zhang Xiao was stunned and asked: "Zifeng is learning music?"

Zifeng said with some embarrassment: "I made a movie some time ago, and the director asked me to sing the theme song."

Zhang Xiao said: "Has the movie been shown yet? Can we sing now?"

Huang Xiaochu said: "The movie hasn't been released yet, but the songs have already been released."

Zhang Xiao snorted and said: "Then there will be no problem, Zifeng, come on."

Zifeng was obviously prepared. He took out his mobile phone and played an accompaniment, and then started singing.

This little girl has a very good voice, like a warm spring breeze, which makes people feel very comfortable.

After the song was sung, everyone gave a warm applause.

Huang Xiaochu looked at Zhang Xiao and asked: "How do you feel?"

Zhang Xiao said: "The lyrics and music of this song are very good, and it matches Zifeng's voice very well. The mood is also right when singing, but the difficulty of the song is not very high, and it does not show Zifeng's true strength."

Zifeng smiled bitterly and said: "The main reason is that I don't have the strength to be realistic."

Yang Mi said: "Zifeng, don't belittle yourself, you are already great."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Indeed, your singing skills are better than those of your sister. Her singing can make me laugh out loud."

"Zhang... Xiao..." Yang Mi gritted her teeth angrily and pinched Zhang Xiao's arm hard.

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Can you use more strength? I don't feel it at all."

Yang Mi tried her best but was unable to cause any pain to Zhang Xiao, so she had to stop and said helplessly: "Forget it, good women don't fight with men."

Everyone laughed.

He Lingdao: "Zhang Xiao, everyone hasn't heard you sing for a long time. How about singing one?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said: "I once promised the fans that I would hold a nationwide concert tour in the second half of the year. Let's wait until the concert to talk about the singing."

Huang Xiaochu said: "Then perform a magic trick. The two magic tricks you did at the Spring Festival Gala on a Sunny Day, I still heard them as magical."

Zhang Xiao said: "No, Brother Qian is here, I'd better talk to him about a cross talk."

"Ah?" Yu Qian exclaimed: "Why did everything happen to me? Besides, we were not prepared for anything we said."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Whatever, just say a short paragraph."

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, as long as you are not afraid of making a fool of yourself, I will sacrifice my life to accompany you."

Zhang Xiao said: "If you make a fool of yourself, just make a fool of yourself. Our shame doesn't matter anyway."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

In the pavilion, there was laughter.

Soon, Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian had an impromptu cross talk.

Zhang Xiao was the first to speak: "Teacher Yu, I am very happy to be able to do an impromptu cross talk with you. Speaking of which, this is the first time we have collaborated on a double cross talk."

"That's right!" Yu Qian said: "It happened once before, but it was a cross talk between three people, and there was an extra teacher Guo."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "You have a really good memory. According to the rules, before you officially talk about cross talk, you usually introduce yourself."

"Although there are only one, two, three...oh, no one in total, there are tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, so..."

"Wait a minute," Yu Qian said, "If I heard correctly, the quantifier you used seems to be wrong."

"Is there something wrong?" Zhang Xiao asked.

Yu Qandao: "It seems that the quantifier head is not used to describe people, right?"

Zhang Xiao pretended to be confused and asked: "What does that describe?"

Yu Qian explained with a serious face: "It describes animals, such as pigs and cows, which are all described by their heads."

Zhang Xiao pointed at Yu Qian and said: "Teacher Yu, how can you scold them? Although these five people are not good people, you can't compare them with cows and pigs. Cows and pigs can eat them. They can

Do you want to eat?”

"Hi!" Yu Qian said: "Emotionally, you mean they are not as good as... so what?"

Zhang Xiao asked with a smile: "Which one are you talking about?"

"What is this?" Yang Mi took out a handful of melon seed peels and threw them at the two of them.

Huang Xiaochu, He Ling and other four people also followed the same example and beat Zhang and Xiao until they were scared to death.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"There were only five people in the audience, and they were all offended. It was so funny."

"If you dare to scold Yang Mi, maybe Xiao Shen is planning to be reborn!"

“···”

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Stop!" Yu Qian shouted: "He is the one scolding you. Don't hurt innocent people, okay?"

Zhang Xiao immediately retorted: "Why is it me? Who said that?"

Yu Qiandao: "What I said is just to explain what you said. It's not a club. They are not as good as that."

Zhang Xiao joked: "That so-and-so is that so-and-so? I don't even understand that so-and-so. How do you know that when you say they are not as good as that so-and-so, it means they are not as good as that so-and-so?"

"You have to explain that thing clearly so that I can know if that thing is what I think it is?"

Yu Qian looked confused and said, "What the hell are you talking about?"

Zhang Xiao touched the back of his head and said, "I seem to have fainted myself."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Poof!"

The five people at the scene and the camera crew burst out laughing.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't stop laughing at this moment.

"The cross talk master is just different."

"Without any preparation, the atmosphere can be opened up right from the start."

"Xiao Shen doesn't want to mess around anymore. How dare you play tricks on ***?"

"The combination of Xiao Shen and Brother Qian is no worse than Guo Yu."

"Lao Guo said that fortunately Xiao Shen said that cross talk is just for fun, otherwise it is hard to say whether Deyunju can get up."

“···”

On site.

Yu Qiandao: "Stop talking nonsense and introduce it quickly."

Zhang Xiao coughed and said: "Then let me introduce myself. My name is Zhang Xiao. I came to our "Longing for Life" for the first time to talk about cross talk. I was still a kindergarten kid in the cross talk world. I am a newborn calf."

Yu Qian quickly stopped and asked, "That's not right. With your cross talk skills, you can be a teacher. Why are you still in kindergarten?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "How do you think your teacher Guo from Deyunju introduced himself?"

Yu Qian said in confusion: "Primary school students in the cross talk world, what's wrong?"

Zhang Xiao said: "That's right. Teacher Guo has accepted so many apprentices and is a primary school student in the cross talk world. I don't even have an apprentice, so I can only call myself a kindergartener."

Yu Qian blinked and nodded: "Listening to your explanation, it seems quite reasonable."

"Hahahaha!" Everyone laughed.

Zhang Xiao continued: "Although I am not well-known in the cross talk world, the person next to me is a very good cross talk actor. He is also my good friend, good big brother, good playmate, and good drinking buddy..."

Having said this, Zhang Xiao paused slightly, turned his head, looked at Yu Qian and asked: "By the way, what is your name Qian'er?"

Yu Qian had been smiling and nodding, but when he heard Zhang Xiao ask his name, his expression suddenly changed and he said angrily: "Thank you for remembering my name."

Zhang Xiao smiled and waved his hand, saying: "You're welcome, this is what you should do."
Chapter completed!
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