Yu Qian's eyes lit up, and she immediately knew that Zhang Xiao was going to sing a new song, and quickly asked: "Is it finished?"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Well, in nearly a month, I wrote an original song and gave it a very handsome name."

"What's it called?" Yu Qian asked.

Zhang Xiao puffed up his chest and said, "If one day I become very rich."

Yu Qian was stunned and said: "I asked you to name the song."

Zhang Xiao said: "Yes, the title of the song is If One Day I Become Very Rich."

"Poof!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Yu Qian was also amused. She gave him a thumbs up and said, "The title of your song is really simple, crude and down-to-earth. Okay, please sing us what this song is called."

Yang Mi and others shouted in unison: "If one day I become very rich."

Zhang Xiao glanced at Yu Qian and said, "Look at me, then look at you. You have no memory."

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, stop talking nonsense and sing quickly."

Zhang Xiao coughed a few times, while playing the guitar and whistling gently. The former's melody was simple and cheerful, but the latter's whistle had a hint of unwillingness.

"If one day I become rich;"

“My first choice was not to travel the world;”

“Lie on the biggest, softest couch in the world;”

“After eating, you will wake up and another year will pass before you eat;”

“···”

"If one day I become rich;"

“I can keep everyone with me;”

“Eat, drink and chat happily every day;”

"Don't worry, it's about tomorrow and parting."

“···”

As soon as the main lyrics came out, everyone laughed.

Yu Qianjian inserted the needle and said: "Sleep after eating, and eat again when you wake up. Is this a pig?"

The crowd's laughter became even louder.

"Become rich and I will become rich;"

"How many people waste time day and night;"

"Become rich and I will become rich;"

"Then I pretend to be humble and say money isn't everything."

“···”

The brisk music style, funny lines, and Zhang Xiao's teasing singing made everyone immersed in joy.

This song "If One Day I Become Very Rich" was composed by Mao Buyi in his previous life when he participated in a variety show. It was also with this novel and simple song that he entered everyone's field of vision, and then became

A famous original singer.

This song is very suitable for the theme of today's cross talk, so Zhang Xiao exchanged it.

His smile faded a lot in the second paragraph.

"If one day I become rich;"

“I will buy every rare smiling face;”

“Let all poor children cease to be timid;”

“Let all evil men no longer have the power of speech;”

“···”

"If one day I become rich;"

"I will try my best to turn back time;"

“Not contributing to human ideals;”

"I just want to say to him, I'm sorry."

“···”

As soon as the main song was sung, no matter whether it was He Ling and others at the scene or the audience in the live broadcast room, there were no smiles on their faces at this moment.

If the first paragraph is simply a joke, then the second paragraph is for reflection.

Will ordinary people really do whatever they want when they have money?

Not necessarily, maybe there are many people who just want to do some meaningful things, such as helping their relatives and friends, or helping those in need.

"Become rich and I will become rich;"

"How many people waste time day and night."

"Become rich and I will become rich;"

"Then he pretended to be humble and said that money is not everything."

"Become rich and I will become rich;"

"All worries are left behind."

"Become rich and I will become rich;"

"Then say from the bottom of your heart that money is not everything."

“···”

After the whole song was sung, everyone applauded.

"The quality of this song by Xiao Shen is average. It should have been written randomly, but it caught me off guard."

"Tacky song title, helpless ridicule."

"I thought it was a meaningless song, but the second half gave me a big surprise."

"It's better to have money. You can get a lot of things that you couldn't get before."

"The name of this song is very vulgar, but it successfully explains a very simple truth."

"Xiao Shen is Xiao Shen. Even if he is playing, it still makes me feel something."

“···”

Zhang Xiao smiled slightly, and Yu Qian bowed deeply, and this impromptu cross talk was over.

He Ling gave him a thumbs up and said: "Niu, Zhang Xiao, Teacher Yu, are you two really unprepared down there?"

Yu Qandao: "I guarantee with my personality that we have never discussed the cross talk tonight, not even a single line."

Huang Xiaochu said: "Then you are really awesome."

Yu Qandao: "The main reason is that Zhang Xiao's cross talk skills are profound. These burdens are very good. Have you prepared them in advance?"

Zhang Xiao said with a smile: "I knew I had to perform a show tonight, so I thought about the theme while cooking in the afternoon, and then extended these baggage based on this theme."

"Speaking of which, I can imagine that most of these burdens are due to you."

"Now I finally know why Teacher Guo has been talking about cross talk with you for decades, because what you praise is really good."

"You've given me the prize." Yu Qian said quickly.

Zhang Xiao said: "This is really not an award. Although I am a popular character in cross talk, I don't talk much, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, but in fact, like cooking, the heat is very important."

"Some things can't be done too early or too late. The best results can only be achieved if it's just right."

"It is not easy to achieve this effect. It cannot be achieved overnight. It requires a feeling or talent, plus hard work over time."

"Obviously, you are fully equipped with this talent. This is the so-called God's reward."

Yu Qian smiled and said: "After talking about cross talk for so many years, I feel that this is the greatest compliment given to me."

"Then should we have a drink?" Zhang Xiao asked with a smile.

Yu Qandao: "I think it's very appropriate."

Yang Mi rolled her eyes and said, "If you want to drink, just say so. Why are you looking for so many excuses?"

Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

According to the previous plan, Zhang Xiao and Yang Mi only stayed in Mushroom House for one day. After seeing the situation at Qingtian Elementary School, they stayed here for another day.

They talked to the crew, and then went to the vegetable market to buy half a pig. Then they went to the primary school cafeteria, where Zhang Xiao personally cooked two large pots of braised pork.
To be continued...