Zhang Xiao said: "It's okay. This little difficulty can't defeat me. I want to get rich. I want to become a rich man."

Yu Qian asked: "Then what method did you come up with?"

Zhang Xiao said: "As the saying goes, if you want to make money, you must first learn to spend money."

"Oh, you are going to give a gift!" Yu Qian said.

Zhang Xiao said: "No need to give it away. My second uncle works as a section chief in a state-owned enterprise. State-owned enterprises are good. He doesn't have to work every day. My second uncle has a long back and wears glasses. He is very impressive in the company."

Yu Qian asked: "What kind of position does he have that is so awesome?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "Finance director and security captain."

Yu Qian asked in confusion: "Why are you also the security captain?"

Zhang Xiao said: "That's right, I'll beat anyone who raises an opinion..."

Yu Qandao: "It's amazing. How big of a deal is this?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Not very old, he is just a department-level cadre."

Yu Qiandao: "It's not big!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Despite the small position, I still take people from my unit abroad for inspections whenever I have nothing to do."

Yu Qandao: "Oh, cross-border business."

Zhang Xiao said: "He has a name, which is called emancipating the mind and broadening horizons."

Yu Qiandao: "Well, there is such a name."

Zhang Xiao said: "Everyone is going abroad on a big yacht."

"Ouch!" Yu Qian said in cooperation.

Zhang Xiao said: "Yacht, everyone, everyone is singing and dancing on the yacht. Let's swing the oars and the boat..."

Yu Qian quickly interrupted him and said: "Is this a yacht? This?"

Zhang Xiao said: "I've never been on one, and I don't understand it. Anyway, the yacht is quite big."

"That's true." Yu Qian nodded.

Zhang Xiao said: "When I went abroad and was at sea, I ran into pirates."

Yu Qiandao: "Good guy, that's too dangerous."

Zhang Xiao said: "The pirates of the Caribbean all held guns and shouted, 'Stop!' The yacht stopped immediately."

Yu Qian nodded and said: "You have to stop, it's important to save your life."

Zhang Xiao said: "My second uncle, as the leader, asked tremblingly, 'What are you doing?'"

Yu Qiandao: "What else can we do? I want money!"

Zhang Xiao said: "As soon as my second uncle heard that they wanted money, he immediately stopped being nervous, straightened his back and asked, how much do you want?"

Yu Qian repeated: "How much?"

Zhang Xiao said: "The pirates want five hundred thousand. When my second uncle heard this, he showed a mocking look and waved his hand. I will give you one million, and you can issue me an invoice for two million."

Yu Qiandao: "Hey, good guy, who are these people? This is..."

Zhang Xiao said: "The pirates cried when they heard this, you are still ruthless in making money!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

After a lot of preparation, Zhang Xiao’s burden of asking for an invoice came up, and everyone burst into laughter.

"Here I go, is this sarcasm?"

"Invoices, mainly invoices."

"Pirates look down on people so much that they only want five hundred thousand."

"It's so awesome. The cross talk collaboration between Xiao Shen and Teacher Yu is as good as the God of Wind."

"This is the strength of top cross talk masters. It feels much stronger than those so-called orthodox cross talk."

"Compared with orthodox cross talk, Xiao Shen obviously prefers this kind of down-to-earth cross talk."

"Nonsense, otherwise, could he become a shareholder of Deyunju?"

“···”

Netizens in the live broadcast room were discussing it on the public channel.

Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian are getting better and better, and their cooperation is becoming more and more tacit.

Yu Qian has been partnering with Guo Xiaogang for so many years, and occasionally chats with other crosstalk actors.

Except for Guo Xiaogang, working with others will more or less make him feel a little bit overwhelmed.

Only working with Zhang Xiao made him feel extremely smooth, as if he was standing next to Guo Xiaogang.

This shows how accomplished Zhang Xiao is in cross talk.

"It's a pity. Later I got a career again."

Yu Qian asked: "Why?"

Zhang Xiao said with a mournful face: "Strike hard. My second uncle and the tigers above him all went in. I was also implicated. Although I didn't go in, I was fired."

Yu Qiandao: "You deserve it."

Zhang Xiao spread his hands and said, "What should I do? There is no job anymore, so just keep looking. Hard work pays off. I finally found my pursuit in life. I feel like I was born for this job."

Yu Qian asked curiously: "What?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Sing."

Yu Qian was immediately happy and said: "Then you want to be a singer."

"That's right." Zhang Xiao said.

Yu Qian curled his lips and said, "The question is, could you sing at that time?"

"No way!" Zhang Xiao said: "So I stayed in the library and studied for a year, and finally learned something."

Yu Qandao: "Oh? How about you perform one for us all?"

Zhang Xiao pursed his lips and said, "Teacher Yu, just tell me what I said."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Nonsense, if I had the words, why would I have to make them up here? Sing one quickly and finish it as soon as possible."

"Poof!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Looking at Zhang Xiao who looked depressed, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Xiao said: "Okay, Peng Peng, go get your guitar."

"Okay!" Peng Peng responded, quickly ran into the house, took out the guitar and handed it to Zhang Xiao.

Zhang Xiaodao: "When I first started learning singing, I took the path of imitation. I remember clearly that the first singer I imitated was the diva of Xiangjiang, whose song "The Forgotten Time"."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, this song is great. Come, let's listen to it."

"Listen." Zhang Xiao took a deep breath, played a few chords, and sang in a deep female voice:

"Who..."

"Sending you to me is the bright, round moon..."

The first two words are to the tune of "The Forgotten Time", and the following words are directly related to the tune of "The Girl from Tianzhu" in Journey to the West. The audience burst into laughter.

"Stop, stop, stop, are you talking about "The Forgotten Time"? Aren't you a bunny spirit?"

Yu Qian stopped Zhang Xiao from singing and complained.

Zhang Xiao pointed to his nose and asked with a confused look: "Did I sing it wrong?"

Yu Qiandao: "Yes, except for the word 'who', everything else is wrong. You can sing it again."

Zhang Xiao patted his head and said: "Oh, yes, yes, I remembered it, listen, who... said in the ear... Love me will never change... just for this sentence...

··”

He Ling and others immediately picked up the song and sang in unison: "There is no resentment even if the heart is broken."

"Hey~~~" Yu Qian looked at the five people and said with a look of disgust: "You are just such a cheapie, and you still sing along?"

The five people immediately broke their guard and burst into laughter.

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, this has been changed from rabbit spirit to snake spirit..."

Zhang Xiao tilted his head and asked, "Did I sing wrong again?"

Yu Qiandao: "Yes, it's not okay for you to sing like this. Others are just singing out of tune. Your singing is completely meddling. If you don't stop it, you can probably sing dozens of songs."

It’s all tied together.”

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Yes, I also discovered this big problem. What should I do? So I started to learn to create. I wanted to write my own songs and sing them."
To be continued...