Cui Yudao: "According to your family's habits."

Song Yan said: "Then let me talk first?"

"Okay!" Cui Yu said.

Song Yan: "My name is Baiyun!"

Zhang Xiao: “My name is Heitu!”

"I'm seventy-one!"

"I'm seventy-five!"

"I'm a chicken!"

"I'm a tiger!"

"This is my husband!"

"This is my mother~~~"

Both of them made this funny introduction, which directly detonated the whole audience.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"How nervous do you have to be to say something like this?"

"It's so awesome. The old lady that Teacher Song Yan has played before is easier to control. I didn't expect Xiao Shen to be able to portray the image of an old man so well at such a young age. It's really rare."

"Xiao Shen deserves to be the best in acting!"

Cui Yu on the stage said helplessly: "Uncles and aunts, you are too nervous. Don't be nervous. Let me tell you about this talk show. It has topics. Once we talk about the topics, it will stop being nervous."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Yes, yes!"

Cui Yu pointed to the big screen not far away and said: "Our topic today is "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow". I think we should change the rules. This time, uncle, you have to say it first."

Zhang Xiao stood up, tugged on his clothes, and said: "I spent the night preparing at home yesterday. I came here today and will go back tomorrow. Thank you!"

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed again.

Cui Yudao: "No, uncle, I don't want you to talk about yesterday, I want you to talk about it going forward."

Song Yan immediately grasped the topic, stood up and said: "The day before yesterday? The day before yesterday, we were notified by the township, thank you!"

Cui Yudao: "Uncle and aunt, the yesterday, today, tomorrow I'm talking about are not yesterday, today and tomorrow..."

Zhang Xiao asked curiously: "Is that the day after tomorrow?"

Cui Yu smiled bitterly and waved her hands: "It's not the day after tomorrow..."

Song Yan asked in confusion: "What day is it?"

Cui Yu explained patiently: "This does not refer to a specific day. What I mean is that we recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future. Do you understand?"

Zhang Xiao suddenly realized and said: "Ah... those are the past, present and future!"

Song Yan said: "That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow!"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Yes, there is something wrong with you asking this."

Song Yan echoed: "Yes, I didn't ask that."

Zhang Xiao and Song Yan each said one sentence and made Cui Yu confused.

Both the celebrities and the audience have learned to lean forward and lean back.

Comments on the Internet are popping up like bamboo shoots after the rain.

"Oh my belly, it makes me laugh so hard."

"It's so funny to see Teacher Cui Yu's loveless look."

"Xiao Shen and Teacher Song Yan did a great job."

"Poor Teacher Cui Yu, after explaining for a long time, he ended up complaining."

"This sketch is definitely a classic among classics!"

“···”

Cui Yu on the stage smiled bitterly and said: "Uncle and aunt, this talk show is actually about talking, chatting, and chatting. It's like you sitting on the big bed in the Northeast, Lao He, what are you like at home, here?

That’s it, don’t be nervous, okay?”

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he immediately relaxed and laughed loudly: "You should have told me about relaxing earlier, we would have understood earlier."

As he spoke, he took off his shoes and crossed his legs on the chair, as if he were sitting on a kang.

This action caused a burst of laughter from the audience.

Song Yan said with a look of disgust: "Give those shoes to the boat."

Zhang Xiao retorted: "He told us to relax!"

Song Yan picked up the shoes, handed them to him, and said: "Relax your mind, what are you doing by relaxing your feet? It's so exciting!"

Zhang Xiao smiled awkwardly, put on the shoes on the boat, looked at Cui Yu and asked, "I can't take off my shoes, what about them?"

Cui Yu touched her nose and said awkwardly: "That... OK!"

Song Yan said: "This is not polite!"

Cui Yudao: "Uncle and aunt, let me ask you, have you never watched our program?"

Zhang Xiao shook his head and said: "I have seen it, isn't your surname Cui? You are the one who speaks directly when you have something to say!"

Cui Yu said happily: "Yes!"

Song Yan said: "Isn't your name Cui Yu?"

"Yes!" Cui Yu nodded.

Song Yandao: "Everyone in our village likes you."

Cui Yu was even happier now and said: "Really?"

Song Yan said: "Yes, they all praise you and say that the program you hosted is great."

"Then what did they say?" Cui Yu had a proud smile on her face.

Song Yan said: "The program is quite good, but the people are a bit awkward!"

Hearing this, the smile on Cui Yu's face immediately solidified.

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard!"

"This sketch is amazing."

"I didn't expect Teacher Cui Yu to have the ability to tell short stories?"

“···”

Backstage of the program, Yang Mi asked with a big belly, "How are the ratings?"

The inspector said excitedly: "Mr. Yang, our ratings have exploded, reaching 5%. The number of online clicks has exceeded 60 million, and it is still growing at a rate of several yuan."

Yang Mi nodded and said, "That's good."

On the stage, Zhang Xiao touched Song Yan and cursed: "Why are you like this?"

Song Yan said aggrievedly: "Tell the truth!"

Zhang Xiao said: "What nonsense are you telling the truth? I'm sorry, Xiao Cui, she didn't mean that."

"My wife means that everyone likes the program you host. Hey, the whole village loves watching it the most. The guy said that your hosting is unique and that you look like you are crying when you laugh!"

Zhang Xiao saw Cui Yu's expression suddenly changed again, and quickly made up for it: "No, no, crying seems like laughter!"

Cui Yu was speechless and said to the audience: "Everyone in their village is so complimentary!"
Chapter completed!