Zhang Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "Do you want the Underworld Coin?"

Wu Jin's eyes widened and he said angrily: "Get out."

Everyone laughed.

Li Liangjie said: "Zhang Xiao heard from Teacher Yu that you are going to perform on stage when Deyunju seals the performance, right?"

"That's right!" Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "The notebook has been written. I will go through it tomorrow and go directly to the stage the day after tomorrow."

Yu Qiandao: "I read your book. It's very good. The only problem is that it's too short."

"What I want is to be short!" Zhang Xiao said angrily: "Let me be like you. If you talk about it for half an hour, I won't do it even if you beat me to death."

Yu Qian sighed: "You guys obviously have good cross talk skills, but you like to hide them and not show them. It's such a pity."

Zhang Xiao said: "It's not that I'm hiding it, but I don't want to develop in this area. Crosstalk can be a hobby of mine, but it will definitely not become my major."

"Besides, Teacher Yu, buy two bottles of wine for my seven or eight minutes of jokes. You have already made a lot of money, what else do you want?"

Yu Qian chuckled and said, "That's true."

If Zhang Xiao is willing to go to a TV station to do a show, the advertising fee will be at least 50 million. Compared with the 50 million advertising fee, these two bottles of wine are really nothing.

Wu Jindao: "Teacher Yu, how many artists did Deyunju find to participate in the box-packing performance? I thought we were the only ones."

Zhang Xiao was stunned, looked at Wu Jin and said: "Brother Jin, you also want to go up and say something?"

"That's right!" Wu Jin nodded and said, "I'm mainly starting the conversation, followed by Xie Xiaonan and Xiao Yue."

Zhang Xiao exclaimed and said, "What do I mean, it's okay to let you go up and do some boxing, but it's probably going to be quite annoying if you talk."

Yu Qianfu said: "The main reason is because of his popularity, otherwise, we wouldn't look for him."

When Wu Jin heard this, he immediately became angry and said: "Brother Qian, people have said that they only demolish the bridge after crossing the river. It's better for you to demolish the bridge before people cross the river.

Don’t you think it’s a little inappropriate?”

Yu Qian knocked on himself lightly and said with a smile: "Look at my mouth, I'm sorry, brother, when you finish your performance, I will give you a good lecture."

"Poof!"

Zhang Xiao couldn't hold it back and started laughing.

The next day, Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian went through the paragraph from beginning to end and slightly changed the inappropriate parts.

Yu Qian praised: "Zhang Xiao, it's a pity that you don't want to take the path of cross talk. With your creative ability, you are definitely at the master level."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "As long as you are satisfied."

Soon, Deyunju's annual performance in a box began.

As in previous years, Guo Xiaogang first announced that he would send his apprentices to take turns.

Zhang Xiao watched a few programs backstage, nodded, and said, "Teacher Guo, Teacher Yu, their basic skills have improved a lot in the past two years!"

Guo Xiaogang said with a smile: "You have to endure hardships to become a master. They spend two hours every day practicing basic skills, and they usually perform non-stop on stage, so they have made some progress."

Zhang Xiao asked: "Are you forcing them to come?"

Yu Qiandao: "That's for sure. If they weren't forced, it would be strange that they would be so diligent."

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "I think so."

Soon, Wu Jin and Xie Xiaonan made their debut.

The two of them first talked about cross talk with Xiao Yue for a while, then Wu Jin came off the stage, and Xie Xiaonan talked to Xiao Yue for a while, which won the applause of the whole house, and the effect was very good.

Zhang Xiao looked at Xie Xiaonan who was backstage and gave a thumbs up, and said: "Sister Nan, you might as well join Deyunju. I think if you study cross talk carefully, you might be able to become the best female cross talk actor in the country.

"

Yu Qian echoed: "Yes, Xie Xiaonan, you really have the potential to talk about cross talk, much better than Wu Jin."

Xie Xiaonan smiled bitterly and said: "Let's forget it. I was so nervous on stage just now. If I didn't have some skills as a host, and Brother Sun was supporting me, I might have been finished."

Xiao Sun said: "Sister Nan, there is no need to be modest. What you said is indeed quite good."

Guo Xiaogang said: "Stop complimenting each other, Brother Qian, Mr. Zhang, it's our turn to play,"

Zhang Xiao smiled and said: "Teacher Yu, let's go then!"

Yu Qiandao: "Let's go!"

The two people came out from the backstage. Just after the announcement, the audience burst into warm applause.

Zhang Xiao, dressed in a black coat, and Yu Qian bowed their hands to everyone to show respect.

After taking a look at the microphone used by Xie Xiaonan, Zhang Xiao turned it up and said, "Teacher Yu, I think it would be best for us in Deyunju to use mobile microphones in the future."

"Why?" Yu Qian immediately asked.

Zhang Xiao said: "It's so embarrassing. After Sister Nan said it, the first thing I did when I came up was to adjust the height of the microphone. It seems that Sister Nan... is not too high!"

Yu Qian said angrily: "If you didn't tell me, no one would have thought about this at all!"

"Hahahaha!" the audience laughed.

Xie Xiaonan was about to return to his seat. After hearing what Zhang Xiao said, he pointed at him and shouted: "Zhang Xiao, wait."

Zhang Xiao quickly said: "Sister Nan, please don't be angry. You have to think so because I came up, so I had to adjust it up. What if Teacher Guo comes up, right? Doesn't this just highlight your height?"

Right?"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Woo~~~"

The whole place was immediately heated up by Zhang Xiao's few words.

Guo Xiaogang naturally didn't care that Zhang Xiao was trying to kill him, and said to his apprentices: "Did you see it? This is a master-level cross talk performance. A few words can arouse the emotions of the audience."

Xiao Sun nodded and said, "It's indeed amazing."

After Zhang Xiao on the stage adjusted the microphone, he said: "Today is Deyunju's box-packing performance. Compared with other forms of performances, it is much more grand. You can tell from the decorations backstage."

Yu Qian asked in confusion: "What happened backstage?"

Zhang Xiao took out a cigarette from his pocket, clamped it to his ear, and said, "Did you see it? This is the top-quality giant panda cigarette. A pack costs more than 300 yuan. I took one and couldn't bear to smoke it."

"In addition, there is a bottle of wine worth more than 2,000 to 3,000 yuan. Teacher Guo said that after the performance, everyone should have a drink."

Yu Qandao: "The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and it's Deyunju's last performance. Is there anything strange about getting some good smoke and wine?"

Zhang Xiao said: "I don't mean anything else. I just want to ask, given Teacher Guo's super stingy character, are these cigarettes and wine fake?"

"Super stingy?" Yu Qinqin chuckled and said, "Brother, your description is quite appropriate, but don't worry, it's all true this time."

Zhang Xiao snorted and said, "You can pull me down. There is a fat man with a Lunan accent in the background who said the same thing."

Yu Qiandao: "Xiaoyue?"

"Yes, that's him!" Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "He said this, and it took me a long time to understand what it meant."

Yu Qian asked: "What did he say?"

Zhang Xiao said: "I asked if these cigarettes and wine were real, and he immediately answered me: Brother Xiao, what we make at home can be fake?"

"Poof!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"I made it myself, is it fake?"

"I'm sure Xiao Shen died first."

"This baggage is really nice."

“···”

The audience laughed loudly.

Yu Qian couldn't hold it back and said with a smile: "Our Deyunju children are so honest!"

Zhang Xiao said: "To be honest, I quite envy you."

Yu Qian knew that he was about to get to the point and asked, "Why do you envy us?"

Zhang Xiao said: "I envy your work. You only use your mouth but not your hands. After finishing the cross talk, there are no injuries on your body at all."

Yu Qian frowned and said, "Why does this sound wrong to me? Are you going to let us see blood after the cross talk?"

Zhang Xiao sighed and said: "The main thing is to lament my own work. I really can't compare with you!"

Yu Qian asked: "What's wrong?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Two of us were beaten until our noses were bruised and our faces were swollen in three days."

"Oh, you joined boxing."

"You are so old that you are dying!"

"Confrontation is strong!"

"The risk is too great!"

"That's called spirit!"

"On tenterhooks."

"Just get used to it."

"Afraid of being caught."

"Then you have to hide quickly."

"If someone catches me, I'll beat him to death!"
To be continued...