"Then the opponent committed a foul."

"What does he care about you? Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me. They beat me in the mouth and cursed me."

"Why did you curse?"

"Let your kid steal the wallet!"

"Hahaha!"

After a lot of preparation by both Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian, this burden sounded very beautiful.

The audience all knows how to lean forward and lean back.

On the stage, Yu Qiandao: "Oh, are you a thief?"

Zhang Xiao said dissatisfied: "Look at you, a cultured person who says such ugly things, what do you mean by a thief!"

Yu Qian asked: "Then I should call you..."

Zhang Xiao replied seriously: "It's up to you to pay for it~"

Yu Qian cheered and said, "Isn't this different?"

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed again.

Zhang Xiao said: "I'm really fed up. In order to steal this little thing, I have been cowardly, secretly shrinking, and trembling all day long. I live a life that is not cool at all."

"I've had enough. I regret why I became a thief?"

Yu Qian said: "It's good to understand, uncle."

Zhang Xiao changed the topic and said: "This is worse than blocking the road and robbing!"

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

No one expected that such a sentence would come out of Zhang Xiao's mouth.

"Really, if you are caught robbing people on the road, shoot them to save yourself from suffering like this."

Yu Qiandao: "Hey, I said, as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will try my best to help you."

Zhang Xiao said: "Okay, Teacher Yu, now that you have said it all, I can completely quit and they won't go around me."

Yu Qian asked: "Have you joined a gang?"

Zhang Xiao said dissatisfiedly: "How can we call it a gang of gangsters? I join a company of thieves."

Yu Qian was stunned and said: "Thieves company?"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "The full name is Thief Financial Co., Ltd."

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed.

Yu Qandao: "How many people are there in your company?"

Zhang Xiao said: "More than a hundred people!"

Yu Qian exclaimed: "More than a hundred thieves?"

Zhang Xiao said: "We are not all thieves. We are the only two who really insist on working on the front line."

Yu Qian asked: "What about the others?"

Zhang Xiao replied: "It's all the management."

Yu Qian gave a strange look and said, "Does your thief company still have management?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Look at what you said, the train runs fast, it all depends on the front belt, and the management takes the lead. If the thief is motivated, but the thief has no management, he must not be able to steal well. Either he can't steal, or he can't escape."

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

Countless viewers burst into laughter.

Yu Qiandao: "Then what kind of management are you doing?"

Zhang Xiao said: "That's more management, one general manager and forty-eight deputy managers."

Yu Qian said: "Forty-eight deputy managers?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Each one is in charge of his own stall."

Yu Qian asked: "What do you care about?"

Zhang Xiaodao: "There are people in charge of administration, there are people in charge of organization, there are people in charge of publicity, there are people in charge of logistics, there are people in charge of family planning..."

Yu Qian quickly stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, your thieves company still plans to have children?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Look at what you said, the whole country is in a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception. Otherwise, if everyone has a family planning policy, we thieves will have children at will. Big heads will give birth to thieves, and thieves will give birth to young thieves. The more thieves give birth, the more good people will be."

There are less and less people coming, who should we steal from?"

"Hahaha!" The whole audience burst into laughter.

Yu Qian was also happy and said: "Caritas, you are doing this for the sake of ecological balance!"

Zhang Xiao said: "Of course, this is all at the upper level. When it comes to the next level, the division of labor becomes more detailed."

Yu Qian asked: "How to say?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Let's talk about the security department!"

Yu Qian interrupted him and said: "No, wait a minute, why does your thief company need the security department?"

"It's so necessary." Zhang Xiao said: "More than a hundred thieves gather together. If there is no security department, what kind of thing does the company have? It will be gone in the blink of an eye?"

"Our company issued the No. 1 Notice to Thieves this year, which clearly stated: The more we talk about the den of thieves, the more we must strengthen the prevention of theft."

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, I'll go, you're laughing so hard."

"The closer the den of thieves is, the more we need to strengthen theft prevention work. It's really true!"

“···”

The audience applauded and laughed.

Zhang Xiao said: "Of course, these are commonly used institutions. If there is a central mission, many temporary institutions will have to be added."

Yu Qian asked: "What institutions are there?"

Zhang Xiao said: "That's a lot, you think it's the Spring Festival, you have to set up a Spring Festival Office, right?"

Yu Qiandao: "What, Spring Pirates Action?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "The raid on theft office during the spring is called the Spring Robbery Office for short."

"Hahaha!"

Yu Qian asked: "What about Women's Day?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Establish a female pirate office."

"What about June 1st?"

"Son of Pirates!"

"Don't waste time on holidays."

Zhang Xiao said: "Don't tell me, during the holidays, variety shows have become very popular in recent years. We have set up a variety show office, and our director personally visited the scene."

Yu Qian asked: "Who is your director?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Don't tell anyone else, I will only tell you one person, our director is... Yang Mi!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The scene was full of laughter.

Yu Qiandao: "It's her!"

Zhang Xiao said disdainfully: "Actually, she doesn't know a thing, but she is too arrogant. For several years, the company said it would streamline things, but the more streamlined it is, the more people there are."

"There is no way. They all came through the back door through connections. They were photographed by superiors, so they have to be managed."

"We are a very business-oriented company. It does not mean that just by working for us, you can become a manager. A layman leads an expert, and no one under his command is safe from trouble."

"You say this person is good, but the superiors say no. Say this person is not good. Even if the superiors say yes, you are still angry."

"A couplet circulated in our country is very illustrative of this problem."

Yu Qian asked: "What couplet?"

Zhang Xiao said: "The first couplet is: If you say you can do it, then you can do it, even if you don't!"

Yu Qiandao: "Where is the second couplet?"

Zhang Xiao said: "If you say no, it won't work, and if you can, it won't work!"

Yu Qian: "Hengbiao?"
Chapter completed!