Guo Xiaogang in the background exclaimed: "Do you understand? This is a satirical cross talk."

The surrounding members of Deyunju nodded, their eyes full of admiration.

Yu Qiandao on the stage: "You are still a cultured thief!"

Zhang Xiao said: "That is, the most important thing is to set up a board and issue a target of several thousand dollars."

Yu Qiandao: "That's not easy, just go ahead and steal it!"

Zhang Xiao sighed: "It's easier said than done. Stealing big items now, we have few manpower, so stealing small items isn't worth it."

"I don't dare to take the bankbook after I steal it, and I'm afraid of running into someone when I steal it. I'm always tired and working hard, and I can't steal tens of thousands of dollars in one day."

Yu Qian exclaimed: "Ten thousand yuan is still less?"

Zhang Xiao smiled bitterly and said: "The key is not spending enough."

Yu Qiandao: "As for that?"

Zhang Xiao glanced at him and said, "What do you know? I'll do the math for you."

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, you can do the math."

Zhang Xiao said: "We have more than a hundred members in our company, eating, drinking, sleeping and walking around. Doesn't this cost money?"

Yu Qian nodded and said, "Well, it costs money."

Zhang Xiao added: "Would it cost money to go to tourist spots endlessly to study and hold meetings?"

"That's not all, our management still needs to go abroad to take exams."

"You said you are a company of thieves. Why are you going abroad to investigate?"

"It's said to be learning advanced foreign theft techniques."

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

At this time, the audience has already heard that this sketch is satirizing the phenomenon of overstaffing in some units.

Yu Qian added: "The purpose here is to break out of Asia and steal into the world!"

Zhang Xiao said: "What is the most intolerable thing? It is seeing other companies advertising on TV, and our company also advertises."

"What?" Yu Qian's eyes widened and he exclaimed: "Your thief company also wants to advertise?"

Zhang Xiao nodded and said, "Well, the advertising words have been written."

Yu Qiandao: "What word?"

Zhang Xiao said with a high voice and full of emotion: "Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the Thief Company, which can make you a package bender overnight, the contact person of our company..."

Yu Qian asked: "Who is it?"

"It's not appropriate to spread the word."

"Where's the phone number?"

"Keep it secret for now!"

"Where's your cell phone number?"

"No comment!"

"Company address?"

"Take a shot and change places."

The two asked and answered questions, making the audience laugh again.

Yu Qiandao: "Who can find this?"

Zhang Xiao said: "For this reason, the police blocked us several times. When I saw this situation, I quickly wrote a report: In view of the strong wind, I suggest that all the company's personnel be transferred immediately and please give me permission."

Yu Qian asked: "Have you handed it over?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Give it to the deputy team leader. The deputy team leader took it over and looked at it. He first drew a circle."

"Draw a circle?"

"Well, this is called circle luck, which means I basically agree, please let the team leader decide."

"This is still the team leader's responsibility!"

"The team leader took it over, looked at it, drew a circle, and asked the deputy section chief to make a decision. Then the deputy section chief, then the section chief, drew circles one by one, and handed it over one by one, and finally asked the general manager to make a decision."

Yu Qian stretched out five fingers and said, "That's five circles!"

Zhang Xiao praised: "In terms of work efficiency, it's our general manager who took it over and took a look at the five circles. He immediately understood it. He picked up the pen and rattled a few words."

Yu Qian asked curiously: "How was it approved?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Agree! Go to the Olympics and steal!"

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing so hard!"

"Five laps, the Olympics, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"This cross talk is really great."

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Xiao continued: "Before the report was even finished, the police officer barricaded us in the house and stole it."

"When I put on the cold handcuffs, I thought, it's over, it's all over. The more desperate I became, the more regretful I became, and the more regretful I became, the more annoyed I became."

"I am angry from my heart and evil from my courage. I...you...uncle policeman..."

Yu Qian asked: "What do you want to say?"

Zhang Xiao said with a sad face: "Uncle policeman, there are too many classes, which is harmful to people!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Amid the wild laughter of the audience, the cross talk between Zhang Xiao and Yu Qian ended.

Just as Zhang Xiao was about to go down, Guo Xiaogang walked up directly and said: "Mr. Zhang, please stay."

How could Zhang Xiao not know what Guo Xiaogang wanted to do, so he immediately said: "Teacher Guo, we agreed that after finishing this cross talk today, I will go down and rest."

Guo Xiaogang asked: "Who did you agree with?"

Zhang Xiao pointed at Yu Qian and said: "He is with Teacher Yu!"

Yu Qian nodded and said: "You did tell me, but brothers, I don't care about Deyunju. You and Teacher Guo are the bosses!"

Zhang Xiao immediately became happy and said with a smile: "I understand, Teacher Yu, I just fell into your trap?"

Yu Qiandao: "Since you have already fallen in, you might as well just lie down. Besides, everyone also wants you to play on the stage for a while longer. Am I right?"

"Yes!" the audience shouted in unison.

Zhang Xiao shook his head, pointed at the audience in the audience, and said: "You guys are all just watching the fun and not being afraid of trouble. The key is that I really don't know what to say!"

Guo Xiaogang said: "That's not important, let's just chat casually. You are very busy this year, and you actually won the World Cup on behalf of the national football team. This is amazing."

Zhang Xiao sighed and said: "I can't help it. The main reason is that I am too good and will shine wherever I go."

"Hahaha!" the audience laughed.

Yu Qandao: "Could this be the legendary Versailles?"

Zhang Xiao gave a thumbs up, showing a shocked expression, and said: "Teacher Yu, you are so smart, this is indeed Versailles."

"Hahaha!"

Guo Xiaogang waved his hand and said: "Don't laugh, everyone. When I said the World Cup, I didn't actually mean football, but I wanted to ask Mr. Zhang a question."

Zhang Xiao looked at Guo Xiaogang curiously and said, "What's the problem?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "How much money did you earn from the World Cup?"

"Woo~~~" When the audience heard this question, they all started to cheer.

Zhang Xiao touched his nose and asked: "Teacher Guo, who said I made money?"

"Applause~~~" The audience at the scene shouted in unison.

Guo Xiaogang chuckled and said, "Did you hear that? In fact, everyone knows that you bought a lot of lottery tickets abroad, and the media has reported it."

Zhang Xiao said: "Teacher Guo, are you doing a cross talk stage or a reporter's interview?"

Guo Xiaogang said: "As long as everyone is willing to listen, it doesn't matter what format the program is."

Yu Qian said angrily: "Brother, don't you want to go down and rest early? Then stop talking nonsense and hurry up."

Zhang Xiao nodded and said: "Okay, I'll tell you the truth, it's less than 100 billion."

"How much?" Guo Xiaogang shouted: "One hundred billion? Oh my God."

Yu Qiandao: "This is too scary. How much is it specifically?"

Zhang Xiao said: "Three thousand and five!"

"Pfft!" Guo Xiaogang made a speechless expression at the same time.

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed loudly.

Yu Qandao: "If I could describe this answer in one word, it would be disgusting."
To be continued...