Chapter 150 Everything is a Dream
What? Let me go to your uncle!
Can the ancestor of the Zhang family bless me? Shut up, that old man is even more foolish than you. If I point at him to bless me, it would be better to find a piece of tofu to kill myself...
Of course, although I thought so in my heart, I didn’t dare to say it out loud. After all, the ancestor of the Zhang family is the ancestor of the old Taoist priest. If I scolded others, I wouldn’t be killed by the old Taoist priest!!?
"Little handsome guy, it seems that your master has a bad relationship with you!" I saw that the white fox walked on four legs and came to me, and then said in a voice that was disgusting to him, "Or you surrender to me, sister, I will definitely be very good to you, come... Come on... I will definitely serve you well, come on!"
For some reason, as I spoke, the white fox's tone changed, and it turned into a coquettish voice, which was very lethal to men!
Hum? This feeling...
Damn, I remembered it. I have experienced the situation just now before. Yes, that is the feeling I had when I was caught by a woman in red robe.
Grandma, at that moment, I woke up. This white fox was about to attract me just now. Fortunately, my buddy didn't get into its trap this time, otherwise, that would be really fucked.
"I'll go to your grandpa! Little vixen, little vixen, you're so sexy!" I started to curse. After all, my buddy was very hurt by it before, but now my face hurts so much.
"There are ones and twos, but there are not threes. My buddy has been caught by you, and now I have immunity! Haha! If you still want to catch me, that's impossible!"
As soon as this said, the white fox became silent, and it could be seen that it seemed angry.
It’s right to say that if someone scolds you, no one will feel better if you put it on.
It took a long time before the white fox said: "I didn't expect you to escape my soul-catching technique. It seems that I really underestimated you!"
Damn, this white fox reacted so quickly. The cucumber and vegetable were cold, and it just broke out. It was indeed a weirdo, and it was indeed a talented person.
"Hiss! Hiss!"
Immediately afterwards, the white fox made a few harsh sounds, and then he opened his bloody mouth and rushed towards me in the formation.
Haha, looking at the white fox rushing towards me, my butt was about to burst into laughter.
I thought to myself, did you stupid guy, not get damaged by the formation last time? You actually dare to come over...
Yes, this time I didn't show fear. On the contrary, I was very happy because I knew that this formation could protect me. This white fox could not touch me. In a while, it would be snapped away by the formation!
"Haotian, you big fool! What are you doing!" Suddenly, the old Taoist priest's voice rang in my heart. Mi Youwu, and it was another *** heart-transmission talisman!
"I did nothing? I'm waiting to watch the show anymore. I'll tell you Master, this white fox will be photographed flying out later!" I responded to the old Taoist priest with priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest priest
"Oh my go, you big fool!" Who knew that it would be fine if I didn't say this. After saying this, the old Taoist priest became excited and his words were intermittent: "You, you, me, I... This, this formation has failed, it has failed!!"
What? The formation has failed???
At the same time, the white fox also rushed to me. Yes, this time the formation did not cause any damage to the white fox, because its claws had already reached the formation.
At that moment, I was completely panicked. It seemed that I was playing big, and the formation really failed as the old Taoist priest said!
Damn, I'm so unfair to die!
"Taishang Laojun, hurry up and follow the law!"
"break!"
In a trance, I heard the old Taoist priest recite a few spells, and then a yellow light suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I heard a few miserable screams.
When I opened my eyes, I found that it was the old Taoist priest who saved me. However, it should not be very good to see his appearance, because he was holding the broken peach wood sword in his hand, gasping for breath, and his breath was not extremely unstable. I knew that this was the rhythm of injury.
"Damn, this fox has been practicing for a hundred years. The attack just now almost killed my life!"
Looking at the old Taoist priest who covered his chest, a warm current slid across my heart. The old Taoist priest, he saved my life again. I will definitely be unable to separate from him in this life.
Because I owe him too much... In him, I felt an inexplicable feeling, an indescribable feeling...
It took me many years later that I realized that it was fatherly love.
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"Oh God, listen to me!" A few minutes later, the old Taoist priest and I stood in the formation: "This formation is invalid now!"
"It's invalid? It's impossible, Master!" I said in a question: "If it fails, then how can Erlei merge what power there?"
Yes, if the formation fails, the second thunder should stop.
"Ba!Ba!"
"Yumu head, you idiot!" Who knew that after I finished speaking, the old Taoist priest raised his hand and slapped his buddy in the handsome face.
"I mean the self-protection function of the formation has failed, because this formation can only be attacked once!"
"After all, the power of the formation is no longer here... Of course, there is another thing because the white fox's attack just now is very awesome. Thanks to the formation blocking it. If I block it, I guess I've already reported it to the underworld!"
After the old Taoist priest finished speaking, I nodded without understanding. However, when the old Taoist priest saw me like this, he said something like this: "Your IQ understands what I just said?"
I will give six full stops directly on this.
Old Taoist priest, you are not a human being. Since you know I don’t know, you still tell me what a fool is there to play with people like you?
Of course, I just thought about it and didn't dare to say it out loud, but I still opened my mouth to respond to him. What did I say?
I said something that made him vomit blood: "I don't understand, but I understand, but I don't understand. I don't know if I understand. I seem to understand, but I don't understand!"
As soon as this said, the old Taoist priest's face became as bright as the chrysanthemum.
No matter how nonsense is, the important thing has to be done.
"Master, what should we do now?"
Yes, the current situation is very unfavorable to us. The old Taoist priest was seriously injured. As for the second thunder, we must also integrate our strength. Only I can fight.
So, I have to ask the old Taoist priest how to go next. After all, the white fox is not a joke.
Hearing this, the old Taoist priest pondered for a long time before slowly speaking: "The white fox would not feel good when I hit me just now. After all, I am not a cover for your master. I am... cough cough cough cough cough... puff!"
Damn, as he was talking, the old Taoist priest squirted out blood. Looking at the old Taoist priest who was spraying blood, I thought to myself: It’s already this time, I’m still barren and show off my power, and I’m so angry that I’m still vomiting blood and bragging! I really feel that I want to slap you.
"Master, are you okay?"
Alas, although I think so in my heart, I can’t do that. No matter what, the old Taoist priest is kind to me!
"Ahem, it's okay, don't make a fuss!"
"That...continue the topic just now!"
"Where did you say?"
“…”
"That white fox is not feeling well!"
"Well, yes, that white fox is not feeling well. It must have been hurt too. You heard it, it screamed just now, so don't worry..."
"Oh my grass!" As soon as the old Taoist priest finished speaking, I stood there and said, "Damn it!"
Why did I react so much? Of course it is not because of the old Taoist priest's words, why? It is because I saw the white fox.
Yes, there is nothing wrong with that...
The white fox, who was walking with four legs, came back... Damn, that step was for you to walk, that was so coquettish.
Looking at the approaching white fox, I, I subconsciously said: "This, is this the seriously injured white fox?"
"Why do I feel that it seems like it has just eaten Viagra, it is so strong and scary!"
"Not good! Haotian!"
It seems that the old Taoist priest also discovered that this white fox is different from before.
"This animal must have used some magic tricks that I don't know. Its current strength is even stronger than before!"
After listening, I thought to myself, aren’t you talking nonsense?
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Everything has a cause and effect, form is emptiness, emptiness is form, and everything is just a dream in the end.
The protagonist's dream, let's see what you can experience in this dream.
A special story, Haotian’s dream, is grandly performed!
I fell in love with a girl, but this girl seemed to not like me. I confessed and was rejected...
Since that day, I have never seen that girl again, but her appearance has always been in my mind and cannot be removed...
One day, I had a dream, and in the dream I saw her.
Long black silk hair and short white skirt, like a fairy descending to earth, I kissed her in my dream...
When you wake up from your dreams, you will be empty.
I cried, I was stupid, I panicked, I swear I wanted to find her...
On that day, I traveled all over the city and found countless corners. I never let go of any place she had been to and people she had met...
Unfortunately, she seemed to have never existed in this world. Everyone forgot her, and her traces disappeared everywhere.
A few months later, I still didn't find her, but I made an amazing discovery.
That is, she seems to gradually disappear into everyone's memory, and people all over the world don't remember her.
Chapter completed!