It’s too late to say it, but it will be soon!

During the fart show, the white fox came over. Looking at the white fox gradually shortening the distance between us, my mood suddenly dropped to the bottom.

Hey, does God want me, a handsome guy who is popular with thousands of girls, to die here?

If I don't accept it, I can die, it's nothing - my head is off, the scar is as big as a bowl!!!

But, I don't want to die in the hands of a beast.

"No, Haotian'er!" When he was stunned, the old Taoist priest said quickly: "We can't sit still and wait for death, I...I will clean it up!"

With that said, the old Taoist priest tightly grasped the broken peach wood sword, stepped up his legs, and limped out of the formation.

Seeing the old Taoist priest with blood on the corner of his mouth walking out, I felt very uncomfortable. How should I put it, I felt a bit more desolate, as if I saw a soldier going to the battlefield alone.

"Tai, Tai Shang Laojun!"

"Pfft!!!"

I saw the old Taoist priest holding the half-broken peach wood sword, and before he could finish the complete incantation, a mouthful of blood spurted out.

At that moment, the bright red blood that surged out dyed his own chest red.

However, I thought that the old Taoist priest would stop when he vomited blood, but who knew that instead of stopping, the old Taoist priest gritted his teeth and continued.

Yes, that's right. The old Taoist priest endured the severe pain and still chanted the incantation he had just finished.

"Tai Shang Laojun, you are as urgent as the law, break it!"

After saying this, the old Taoist priest suddenly put his finger into his mouth and bit it!

Then, the old Taoist priest wiped the blood on the broken peach wood sword and shouted: "Go!!!"

Then, something incredible happened. The peach wood sword emitted a dazzling golden light and shot out, targeting the white fox's forehead!

However, the white fox was not covered. When it saw the old Taoist priest's desperate blow, it quickly rolled to the ground and dodged the golden peach wood sword.

"Ouch!! Ah!!"

But it is not as good as God. Although the white fox escaped the old Taoist priest's strongest blow, it was still slightly injured, wasn't it? At this time, the white fox was clenching its teeth and its eyes were fierce.

He stared hard at the old Taoist priest and said, "Okay, you almost killed me!"

As he said that, the white fox subconsciously looked at the pool of blood on the ground. Yes, there was nothing wrong with it. The blood was from the white fox!

However, this starts from a few minutes ago.

At that time, didn't the old Taoist throw the peach wood sword out? Then the peach wood sword went to shoot the white fox. Unfortunately, the white fox was very cunning and escaped the first time.

The white fox dodged the peach wood sword of the old Taoist priest. Of course the old Taoist priest couldn't do it, so the old Taoist priest bit his finger again and found a yellow talisman. Then, he smeared the blood on the talisman.

, recited another mantra.

The spell ignited out of thin air and turned into ashes.

The peach wood sword also swung, turned around, and plunged straight into the heart of the white fox... Maybe because the white fox was careless, the peach wood sword was actually shot by the white fox.

But unfortunately, because the peach wood sword was too short, the white fox was not killed by the old Taoist priest, but was seriously injured and bleeding...

"Yeah, it's just close!"

The old Taoist priest covered his chest and responded with a smile.

"Haha, don't be brave! If it doesn't work, just go down and ask your apprentice to fight me!"

The white fox stood not far from the old Taoist priest and said: "I think you were injured just now. You tell me, why bother..."

After saying that, the old Taoist priest put down the hand covering his chest, still laughed and said: "Huh? I'll go down? Haha... You are so interesting, how could I get hurt? I think you should be the one who gets hurt!?"

"

“Do you think I’m stupid??”

"Tai Shang Laojun is as urgent as the law and orders, and the ghost valley Taoism will destroy the demons!"

Damn, yes, there is nothing wrong with that at all.

This old Taoist priest was so foolish that while he was talking, he actually recited a spell and took the lead in taking action!

I saw the old Taoist priest casually taking out a large stack of talismans from his trouser pocket. After reciting the incantation in his mouth, he threw the talismans into the air.

"You bastard, you old turtle! You bastard, you're actually trying to trick me! I won't let you go!"

Haha, this white fox is also a tease. I never expected that this fox could actually scold an old Taoist priest. Isn't this too shocking?

Boom! Boom! Boom!!

Just when the white fox finished scolding the old Taoist priest, there was a loud noise in the air, and then, the yellow spells flying in the sky started to burn in an instant.

Ever since...the flames were blazing into the sky, and that scene was just like a Hollywood movie. It was really a feast for the eyes!

"Ahhhh!!!"

At the same time, for some reason, the white fox standing on the ground screamed miserably. Its scream was so shocking that it almost made me urinate!

The sudden behavior of this white fox really confused me, so I immediately said to the old Taoist priest: "Master, is this white fox in heat? What's going on? It's called spring.

This is???"

After the words fell, the old Taoist priest stood in front, turned back with great reluctance, glanced at me, and said: "You, don't be angry with me! This is obviously the master's formation that has worked. Come on,

Stop talking, I, I’m so tired..."

As he said that, the old Taoist priest seemed to have been drained of all his strength and fell down softly... However, as the old Taoist priest fell down like this, the burning spells in the sky stopped burning and turned into ashes!

Of course, the most important thing is that the white fox no longer screams...

The old Taoist priest fainted and I couldn't watch, so I shot out and came to the old Taoist priest's side. I squatted down and put the old Taoist priest into my arms. I asked anxiously: "Master,

Master, how are you?"

Who would have known that after I finished speaking, the old Taoist priest didn't react at all. He still closed his eyes, didn't say a word, and didn't even move his lips.

When I saw this posture, I got really panicked. Is this old Taoist priest going to die? You have to say that I am pretty awesome. Without saying a word, I just raised my hand and slapped the old Taoist priest with a big mouth.

"Cao Ni Ma, do you want to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors?" If you want to say that this is not acceptable, I gave the old Taoist a slap in the face, and he perked up with a click, sat up with a pop, and then scolded me!

"Fuck you! You dare to hit me!" As he said this, the old Taoist priest raised his hand and hit me with a double cannon. Not only did he slap me on the left cheek, but he also slapped me on the right cheek.

Good guy, I'm convinced, but this old Taoist priest is still taking revenge on me. I said to myself, you are so paralyzed. If I hadn't had an idea, gave you a mouthful and saved you, you would have died a long time ago. What the hell? , this is really a good intention but no reward!

"Masters, have you had enough fun?" The old Taoist priest and I were having a quarrel when the white fox over there said, "If you have enough fun, come and play with me. If not, you two will Go down to the underworld and play!”

As soon as I finished speaking, the white fox swooped towards the two of us and pounced towards us.

I know, if this damn thing is jumped by a white fox, it must be eaten alive. Being disemboweled by a fox is not a fun thing!

No, I have to run... So, I seemed to be possessed by Ultraman and Sun Wukong. I immediately pulled the old Taoist priest up on the spot. Then, I carried him on my back and ran away. .......

This white fox is really persistent. I ran with the old Taoist priest on my back. Where was it? Just chasing after me? So, the funny scene was staged again. A handsome guy was carrying an old man on his back, and a fox behind him risked his life. chasing two people.

Just like that, I ran for more than ten minutes.

"Haotian'er, what are you doing!?" I was about to run and knelt down, but the old Taoist priest lying on my back actually asked me what I was going to do!

After hearing what he said, I immediately turned my back and said loudly: "What do you think I'm doing? I'm masturbating?"

"Didn't I take you to escape? Tell me about you, you are so heavy, you are exhausting me to death!"

After the words fell, the old Taoist priest raised his hand and slapped me again: "You little brat, you're not big or small!"

"Is this how I talk to your master? I'm going to take care of this shameless guy like you today..." As he said that, the old Taoist priest raised his fucking hand and slapped me again!

A burning pain came from my face, and I was so angry that I couldn't even speak.

Damn you, old Taoist priest, old Taoist priest, you are so inhumane. Anyway, brother Haotian, I am also a person with an ID card. You come up and beat me up. Why are you so inhuman?

I'm not a fool. If you treat me badly, I won't tolerate you either.

Then, without saying a word, I released my hands and threw the old Taoist priest off of me.

"Bang! Plop!"

"Ouch**! My butt..."

The old Taoist priest covered his buttocks and wailed soundlessly on the ground. After howling for a while, he realized what he was doing. Then, he looked at me and cursed: "Do you want to die? You actually threw your master!"

Fuck you! Where are you returning Master? Are there any Masters like you?

"Go to hell! I won't play with you anymore!"

I cursed loudly and vented all my grievances: "Is there a master like you? Look at the beatings you gave me! My handsome face is swollen from your beatings. How will I pick up girls and marry them in the future?" Are you a wife?"

"It's not like you don't know that I rely on my face to make a living!"

The words fell.

The old Taoist priest was silent...

However, I looked at the silent old Taoist priest and felt a little uncomfortable in my heart. Did I go too far just now? The old Taoist priest is so old, is it not good for me to scold him?

Just when I was struggling, the old Taoist priest finally spoke.
Chapter completed!