Three hundred and nineteen chapters urine test(1/2)
In fact, speaking of it, it is a very traditional joke. As a person who has been immersed in crosstalk for half his life, Qi Quanmin's crosstalk style was originally unconventional.
However, later, under the guidance of his father, he slowly learned to enjoy and comfort. That is, control, and he would get applause when he knew what he said and what he was shaking and what burden he was.
Later, he felt that the form of crosstalk should make him feel more comfortable and enjoyable, so he slowly followed the way to make himself feel comfortable, and soon he had his own style.
It was a kind of slow, and when I went on stage without being arrogant or impatient, I felt like the audience was very close to me, and my affinity reached full marks.
On the stage, Qi Quanmin and Zhang Shitou continued to talk.
Lu Yuanhang stared at the backstage with his eyes wide open, his face full of surprise.
"Brother Qi is Brother Qi, and the typhoon is still steady." Lu Yuanhang sighed extremely.
"He has been like this since he was a child. If you gave birth to his family, it would be more stable than him." Wang Jiuling took a sip of tea, raised his eyes slightly, glanced at Qi Quanmin on the stage, and said with a smile.
"What? Is Brother Qi's family tradition very strict? I haven't seen him break away." Lu Yuanhang became interested.
"The crosstalk Qi family used to be a well-known crosstalk family, and it was like this in a triangular family. According to your master's words, it was a shameless person." Guan Jiuliang interrupted gloatingly, glanced at Qi Quanmin, and couldn't help laughing.
"My master?" Lu Yuanhang didn't react for a moment.
"Yes." Guan Jiuliang laughed, "Your master has dealt with Quanmin's grandfather a lot back then."
Lu Yuanhang's brain circuit has come back, and Guan Jiuliang is talking about Liu Yunmiao.
"Speaking of this, we don't know each other with the Qi family." Wang Jiuling looked at Lu Yuanhang with a smile on his face with memories.
"Oh?" Lu Yuanhang heard this, his face was a little interested. He looked at Wang Jiuling curiously, "Is there any grudge between them?"
"How can those who run around the world have no grudges?" Guan Jiuliang interrupted.
"At that time, the grandfather of the people was also a well-known crosstalk in our capital." Wang Jiuling recalled, with a smile on his face: "I was still young at that time, and his grandfather was also upright and young. As a person, he would always be a bit arrogant when he was young and famous."
"I don't." Lu Yuanhang shrugged.
Wang Jiuling frowned and looked at Lu Yuanhang, rolled his eyes and ignored him and continued, "Your master had just made a name for himself in the capital. He was younger than his grandfather. The two of them fought because of this joke of praising and teasing."
"Oh?" Lu Yuanhang's face became even more excited. He really couldn't figure out what to discuss with this joke.
"The crosstalk world was very chaotic at that time. You had your words, and I had mine. The jokes in each faction were different. But it was just that the soup was not done, and it was still the same in general." The memories on Wang Jiuling's face became heavier.
"But the problem is here, everyone thinks they are authentic." The mockery on Wang Jiuling's face flashed.
"At that time, our master was very famous in the circle. The big tree attracted the wind, and the Qi family was not a scholarly family. They all relied on a crosstalk joke to run around the world. So at that time, you said that his grandfather was simply dissatisfied, and he wanted to step on our heads and get on the top, anyway, he came to our garden to smash the ground." Wang Jiuling smiled.
When Lu Yuanhang heard this, he had a faint smile on his face and said with interest: "Just breaking the bigger circle, I want to get ahead?"
"That's also a meal, right?" Wang Jiuling glanced at Lu Yuanhang.
"At that time, crosstalk was still very popular in Beijing and Tianjin. Many people liked to listen to it. Although it was not as high-end as Peking Opera, there were still audiences." Wang Jiuling's face was proud.
"What then?" Lu Yuanhang signaled Wang Jiuling to say down.
"Then the one who smashed the ground was not smashed properly, and his own ground was smashed." Guan Jiuliang gloated on the side, "I compensated my wife and soldier."
"What does it mean?" Lu Yuanhang was puzzled.
"At that time, your master was also very skilled and brave, so he opened his mind to his grandfather and made it clear that if anyone loses, the descendants of all generations will be half a generation shorter." Wang Jiuling was happy when he said this, "I didn't expect that his grandfather was really a honest person."
Lu Yuanhang was shocked. Could it be that he lost the challenge and took advantage of Qi Quanmin?
"To put it bluntly, it's just for us to work for us." Wang Jiuling's face was complicated. "After his grandfather lost, he worked for our garden. But your master was just a joke. Who knew that his grandfather took it seriously and insisted on being stubborn. Just like that, he came. Later, his grandfather was in our garden and his father also spoke crosstalk in our garden, and the whole people also ran to our garden."
Lu Yuanhang understood at least, and he understood what Wang Jiuling meant.
"When Brother Qi is working for you for free?" Lu Yuanhang remembered the scene when he first met Qi Quanmin.
"Before you came," Wang Jiuling smiled, "Anyway, his family has money, and my small theater has no income at all. He doesn't work in vain, but he still expects me to pay for it?"
"Didn't this change after you come?" Wang Jiuling's smiled and his face was layer by layer. He looked at Lu Yuanhang, and the more he looked, the more he laughed, the stronger he said: "Good guy, I've been embarrassed for decades of hardship in the crosstalk world, and you boy rescued it all at once."
Lu Yuanhang smiled and looked at Wang Jiuling and said, "You said that if I told Brother Qi to ask him to work for me for free now, would he be happy?"
Wang Jiuling looked at Lu Yuanhang unexpectedly, and said with uncertainty on his face: "He has to be happy if he is not happy. This is their ancestral teachings." After that, Wang Jiuling smiled first.
"The Qi family is all terrible." Wang Jiuling laughed at Jiuliang.
"Come on." Lu Yuanhang looked at the two of them angrily. He looked at Qi Donglai calmly on the stage, and a feeling of admiration gradually arose in his heart.
In today's society, even if you do have such a little credibility, when you can't afford to eat, who cares about the promise you made at the beginning?
"The style of the door is very positive, Brother Qi." Lu Yuanhang sighed.
"Indeed." Wang Jiuling took a deep breath, "The Qi family style is indeed the best I have ever seen. Quanmin's father also worked in our garden. Later, Quanmin was born and could come to power, his father asked Quanmin to start a business for him. No one expected that his father had been talking crosstalk for half his life and finally got his home based on real estate."
Lu Yuanhang was happy, and he smiled and said, "There are people who inherit their father's business like this?! Haha."
Wang Jiuling and Guan Jiuliang were stunned, and then Gu both laughed.
Qi Quanmin and Zhang Shitou on the stage are talking in a hurry.
"Everyone, I have to clarify this." Qi Quanmin stretched out his hand and looked at the audience and smiled: "When I first chose the supporting actor, I really didn't choose it, so I could only survive with him."
"Have you been traumatized?" Zhang Shitou was dissatisfied.
The audience smiled slightly.
Qi Quanmin shook his head slightly and made a memory statement, "I still remember the day I chose the supporting actors. I was too late. When I arrived, he and a dog were left."
The audience laughed.
Qi Quanmin bowed his hands and glared slightly, "Everyone, that's it, there's someone snatching me from here! We are backstage, do you know Xue Zilin? He didn't have a supporting actor. At that time, we started fighting to grab a supporting actor."
"You don't have to do this." Zhang Shitou's face was shy.
"Pooh!!"
"Damn it, shameless!"
"Hahaha, Brother Stone is floating very well now!"
“…………”
When the audience saw Zhang Shitou's expression, they all booed with disgust.
Qi Quanmin continued, "Everyone knows that Xue Zilin is young and strong, and I am thin and my legs are thin. How can I beat him?!" As he said, he continued with a little dissatisfaction on his face, "I was beaten to the ground and couldn't get up anymore. I watched Xue Zilin..." At this point, I felt that I didn't feel unhappy.
"What's wrong with him?" Zhang Shitou asked.
"He, he took the dog away!" Qi Quanmin looked unhappy.
"Okay!" Zhang Shitou was furious.
The audience was smiling happily.
"Everyone, look at this person beside me." Qi Quanmin pointed at Zhang Shitou and asked everyone to see.
Zhang Shitou looked at the audience with an innocent face.
"Look at his virtue, you guys, you don't look like a normal person and a bad brain." Qi Quanmin glanced at Zhang Shitou.
"Who has a brain problem?" Zhang Shitou looked dissatisfied.
Qi Quanmin glanced at him and then faced the audience, "Don't look at him standing very straight now, that's because he is on the stage now. When he gets off the stage later, he has changed!" As he said that, Qi Quanmin hunched his back, his hands trembled slightly, and he stuck out his tongue, "When you arrive in the background later, it will become like this!"
"You're crazy!" Zhang Shitou was furious.
The audience burst into laughter.
"I saw that my mind was abnormal, and then it was the same." Qi Quanmin continued to say.
"What happened later?" Zhang Shitou was puzzled.
"Later, I went to the hospital for a physical examination. When I saw the doctor when I came in, I asked, "Doctor, this is my list." Qi Quanmin crossed his eyes and reached out to imitate Zhang Shitou.
"Who is like this?" Brother Shitou was speechless.
The audience smiled one after another.
"The doctor is also a kind-hearted person. Seeing him like this, his compassion arises on the spot. He takes his order and looks at it, and then gently says to him, "You go to the second floor to test your shit and urine." Qi Quanmin looked gentle.
"This doctor is pretty good." Zhang Shitou nodded.
Qi Quanmin continued to say, and he looked at his wrist, "In just a short while, he came down from the second floor, with tears of grievance in his eyes."
Zhang Shitou looked curious: "What's wrong with me?"
Qi Quanmin imitated Zhang Shitou's cross-eyed eyes, with a mentally retarded expression, and said to the doctor with a sad face: "Doctor! I've urinated! I can't swallow my shit anymore!"
The audience burst into laughter, and the laughter lasted for four or five seconds. After laughing, they looked at Qi Quanmin with disgust and booed.
Zhang Shitou looked at the audience with an innocent look on his face: "I don't have to say about you."
The audience burst into laughter again.
Qi Quanmin learned to continue and said, "I want me to say he has a bad brain, right?"
"Yes, it's the same as a test!" Zhang Shitou looked speechless.
Qi Quanmin raised his head, "You said you can't swallow the shit, you can just rinse him with this little urine!"
Zhang Shitou looked confused.
The audience burst into laughter again, and after laughing, they offered it with their middle finger.
To be continued...