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81. Wendou, you are even worse

This session was personally hosted by Mr. Qiao, the head of the Qiao family.

"Two ladies are invited!"

Two red sedans were brought over, with the curtains hanging down, and two beauties sitting faintly inside, with graceful figures, which made everyone's hearts throb and itch unbearably!

Just listen to what Qiao said: "It's not difficult to marry for life. As long as two of the three can pass three tests without losing, and each of them wins the favor of one of the women, they can marry the big and small Qiao respectively!"

As soon as these words came out, there was an uproar immediately!

Being able to win the top two positions is undoubtedly a hero among heroes. The old Qiao family is very calculating and recruits two good sons-in-law at once!

With high martial arts skills and outstanding literary talents, he will definitely become famous in the future. The Qiao family will also rise with the tide, and he has a good plan!

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu looked at each other and smiled. They were both talented in both literature and martial arts. They were well-read in poetry and books and were full of confidence. Zhao Yun and the others only knew that Zhao Yun was good at martial arts. Generally speaking, those with high cultural level in martial arts must be good at literary talent.

, Zhao Yun is this kind of person, he can charge into battle, but he can only stare while dancing in ink and writing poems!

Therefore, in the eyes of the two of them, Xiao Qiao is already their treasure, the wife of the bridal chamber!

So the two nodded in agreement without hesitation.

"I don't agree!"

Suddenly there was a thunderous explosion, and everyone was stunned. They finally came back to their senses and took a closer look, but it was Zhao Yun who objected!

Duke Qiao was startled and shouted in confusion: "Why doesn't Mr. Yun agree? Do you want to keep it all to yourself?"

The old man was also very angry, and for a moment he spoke without hesitation, causing a burst of laughter.

"Yes, what the old man means is what I mean. If I defeat them both, both big and small Qiao will be my wives!"

Zhao Yun's words made Sun Ce and Zhou Yu laugh angrily. Before Qiao Gong could say anything, they said to Qiao Gong: "Qiao Gong, my two brothers have sworn that if we lose, we are willing to let Xiao Qiao become his wife!"

Sun Ce cupped his fists and said to the sky: "If I, Zhu Hao, violate this oath, I will be shot to death by random arrows!"

Zhou Yu followed suit and swore: "If I, Zhou Yu, violate my oath, I will vomit blood and die alive!"

Zhao Yun was dumbfounded when he heard this, these two idiots!

Could it be that his family already knew how he died, so they swore like this?

Duke Qiao was shocked, but he could only nod in agreement, and then the three of them looked at Zhao Yun together.

They both swore poisonous oaths, you have to swear one too!

Zhao Yun also cupped his fists and saluted the sky, saying: "If I, Zhao Yun, cannot hold these two beauties back, I am willing to turn into ashes and return to chaos!"

When Sun Ce and Zhou Yu swore an oath just now, the two red sedan chairs did not move at all. Only Zhao Yun could not hold the two beauties back and was willing to turn into ashes and return to chaos. Such a poisonous oath had never been seen in the ages, and the red sedan chair was immediately heard.

A tremor!

Mr. Qiao glanced at the red sedan inadvertently, hesitated for a moment, and finally made the first move!

"The first level is very simple. In one stick of incense, three people write words or poems, good or bad, victory or defeat, and two little girls comment!"

"I'll go first!"

Sun Ce stepped forward first and spoke in a coherent manner: "The slim waist should be made of precious socks, and the red shirt is beautifully woven. If you look carefully, don't feel that your waist is light."

As expected of a Jiangdong hero, he spoke well and delivered good words. Most of the spectators present had read poetry and books, and couldn't help but praise him. Mr. Qiao nodded with a smile on his face.

Sun Ce glanced at Zhao Yun arrogantly, and then touched Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu immediately understood and said: "Two curved eyebrows that look like frowning but not frowning, a pair of eyes that look like joy but not joy, with a look of sorrow, a delicate disease all over the body, a little bit of tears, and a faint smile. When you are quiet, you are like a beauty.

When a flower shines on the water, its moving part is like a weak willow supporting the wind. The heart is one more orifice than the stem, and the disease is like a Xizi."

Zhou Yu was worthy of being both civil and military, and his literary talent was truly outstanding, causing everyone to exclaim and even many young girls to cheer for joy with stars in their eyes.

Duke Qiao nodded secretly, he had already fallen in love with Zhou Yu.

"It's your turn, there's less than half a candle of incense left!"

The lord glared at Zhao Yun with an unhappy expression, looking a little dazed, "You kid, just wait until you turn into gray and return to chaos!"

Zhao Yun suddenly laughed, pointed at Sun Ce and said, "Brother Zhu has a good word! Brother Gongjin seems to be even better!"

First, he tried to sow discord. As expected, Sun Ce looked a little confused. He glanced at Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu was startled and immediately bent down and looked like a slave.

The relationship between the two is very good, but no matter how good it is, it is still a master-servant relationship. The servant is higher than the master, which is a dangerous sign.

In the past, Sun Ce would always take Zai with him when hunting. Later, Sun Ce was afraid of Zhou Yu and never took him with him when hunting. Finally, when Sun Ce was hunting again, he was assassinated by his enemy and shot to death by random arrows!

Zhao Yun saw the two people's expressions in his eyes, knew it was appropriate to stop, and then got back to business!

Zhao Yun turned around, and only a quarter of the fragrance was left. Everyone was talking about it, saying that Yun Huayu was a poor man with no skills at all, and he had no good poems to write, but he was here to attract attention and divert attention.

force!

When everyone had finished talking and saw that the incense candle was about to be extinguished, Zhao Yun suddenly spoke, and a shocking and wonderful poem gushed out like a river!
Chapter completed!
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