82. You don't understand women
"The beautiful hero entrusts you, and you forget your life and death. If you practice swordsmanship in a boudoir, you should treasure it in your practice."
This is a song from "Watching the Beauty Dance with the Sword" by He Yaoying in the Ming Dynasty.
At this moment, the world appears again from Zhao Yun's mouth, but it actually means something else!
Sure enough, the red sedan on the left trembled slightly, and Zhao Yun secretly said that there was a door.
The scene was quiet, it could be said that there was no sound, Dou was trying to figure out every sentence, even every word, of the song "Looking at Beauty Dancing Sword".
It took a long time before a long-lasting exclamation and admiration broke out.
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu knew that they had lost this level, but it didn't matter, there were still two levels left, and there was still a chance for a comeback!
Zhao Yun said to Sun Ce and Zhou Yu: "Brothers, the reason why you lost is because you don't understand women!"
Damn it!
Being despised, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were confused. Why don't I understand women?
Mr. Qiao was smiling. The shock that Zhao Yun gave him just now was really great. He didn't expect that the boy who appeared at the end was so talented. The big Qiao in the red sedan on the left just now gave him a hint that Zhao Yun had won!
"The second level is a first couplet. It depends on who among the three can match the second couplet the fastest and gets the approval of the little girl, the winner!"
"The couplets are great!" Sun Ce and Zhou Yu's faces were filled with joy. They often recited poems and wrote poems together, and they were good at couplets!
"Please listen to the first couplet!"
"You get lotus root because of the load?"
As soon as the first couplet came out, the three of them were stunned. This is a homophonic couplet, because the lotus (he) means lotus root (even)?
The difficulty lies in the homophony.
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were deep in thought, Zhao Yun was also worried, Ma De, this is really prepared for you!
He has seen the first couplet before, and the second couplet is still fresh in his memory!
At that moment, Zhao Yun said without hesitation: "Yes!"
Everyone raised their eyes to watch, and Mr. Qiao was even more surprised. He got this first couplet from a friend, and no one had ever copied the second couplet. He didn't expect that Yun Hua Yu would come out so quickly.
Just listen to Zhao Yun's eloquent words: "There are apricots (lucky) and no plum blossoms (matchmaker)!"
With the same homophonic sound, everyone was in an uproar, chanting the second couplet non-stop, and their praises continued for a long time!
Duke Qiao was overjoyed and said, "What a wonderful one!"
Zhao Yun was very proud. Perhaps he was the only one in the world who could produce this second line. How could he not be proud?
This is the red sedan chair on the right. As soon as the red sedan chair moved, Mr. Qiao's expression changed and he said, "Young Master Yun is so talented in literature. Er Qiao likes you very much!"
The crowd was excited. Zhao Yun won two games in a row. There was no need to compete in the third level because they had already been eliminated!
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were eliminated without even seeing what the beauty looked like. Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were ashamed.
I have the intention to go back on my word, but I have taken the oath first and everyone is in front of me, so I can’t go back on my face no matter what.
However, they were unwilling to see what the beauty looked like, so they said: "Mr. Qiao, we have heard for a long time that Qiao Qiao has outstanding literary talents and peerless appearance. I wonder if you can let us have a glimpse of her style. That's okay.
Something on your mind?"
Zhao Yun knew it was not good as soon as he heard it. Just when he was about to say no, Duke Qiao had already agreed!
To be honest, although Sun Ce and Zhou Yu lost, they were still peerless men. They had high martial arts skills and outstanding literary talents. If they had not lost a bet with Zhao Yun, they would have chosen one of them to be their son-in-law.
This request was not too much for the two of them. Qiao Gong did not know the dangers involved, so he naturally agreed without hesitation.
It’s over!
Zhao Yun sighed in his heart, what was supposed to come would come, and a catastrophe would eventually break out.
When Qiao and Qiao stepped out of the sedan, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were immediately stunned by the two girls' peerless looks!
Zhao Yun was also stunned: "It's really exactly the same!"
Not only do Big Joe and Big Joe look almost exactly the same, but they are also carved from the same mold as Diao Chan. They are so similar!
It is true that there is a beautiful woman in the south, peerless and independent. She looks at the beautiful city and then the beautiful country. It is better not to know the beautiful city and the beautiful country. It is hard to find a beautiful woman again.
Sun Ce and Zhou Yu were itching to watch, and they couldn't help shouting in their hearts: "I will never miss such a beauty again, she is mine, mine!"
What kind of vicious oath can't be broken in this matter, how can it be compared to the charming smile of a beautiful woman!
The moment they saw Xiao Qiao, the evil intentions in their hearts had already sprouted, and they vowed to kill Zhao Yun and take back the two beauties.
"Sure enough, it is like a fish that has fallen and a goose has fallen. We will never see you again in the world. We are both satisfied and say goodbye!"
Sun Ce took the reluctant Zhou Yu and left Qiaojiapu overnight!
Zhao Yun is so anxious. How can these two people be satisfied? They are clearly going back to lead troops to rob people!
Duke Qiao didn't know that a disaster was coming, so he grabbed Zhao Yun and said with a smile: "Heroes love beauties, and beauties match heroes. I will hold a wedding and bridal chamber for you tonight!"
Zhao Yun was not convinced when he heard that saving people is the ultimate goal. If he wants to marry Xiao Qiao, Diao Chan must agree, otherwise it will be difficult to do business and the backyard will be on fire!
Immediately he said: "Mr. Qiao, I still have my mother at home. How about this? I will take the young and old Qiao to Changshan County to get married. My mother will definitely like the young and old Qiao very much!"
"Well, Mr. Yun does not let beauty deceive his mind. He still puts filial piety first. I am not wrong about the person. My daughter also has a destination. My old friend, your spirit in heaven can rest in peace!"
Chapter completed!