Chapter 23 The clown is actually me
Li Feihu and Shanjun looked at each other. Finally, he said, "I don't think we are suitable. I'm not a dead house, I don't like paper people."
The talisman turned blue.
A talisman says: "If you are serious."
Another talisman says: "I will let go of the person who is planning to peel you and disguise you."
Li Feihu said: "Of course relationships can also be cultivated slowly, but I think before starting a relationship, you need to have an appropriate career foundation to provide financial support. Is it better to let me solve the problem of this villain in front of me first?"
The talisman turns pink.
A talisman said: "I didn't expect you to be a gentle and beautiful boy, but also a career-oriented gentle and beautiful boy."
Another talisman says: "i is gone."
Li Feihu said to Li Feipiao: "Say! Where is my parents? What do you want to find from my head?"
Li Feipiao sighed: "Didn't you realize that your style of painting is wrong since your head was beaten by Long Aohuang?"
Li Feihu thought about the two groups of people who were killed by him and said, "There is one thing, but does this mean that I have achieved success in my practice? After all, according to the rules of the world, every immortal cultivator becomes worse and worse as he practices. He either kills people and takes treasures or rapes, and my realm is still far from that."
Li Feipiao said: "That's because you have no brain. But why can you still talk if you have no brain? Is this science? This is because your tummy brain takes over your body. Think about how long you haven't eaten? So when your stomach is hungry, your tummy brain feels hungry, which forces you to invade and hunt. Therefore, you are so determined to kill and start cutting off or blowing up other people's heads."
Li Feipiao said again: "But it's not just this problem, but the more important problem is that you swear to kill all the idiots in the world like me a hundred years ago. But slowly you will find that you have become idiots. One hundred and thirty-third brother, it's difficult to find your head back, but do you know what's even more difficult? Think about the angry boy back then! Think about what you lost!"
Shanjun said puzzledly: "What are he talking about?"
Li Feihu thought for a while and said, "He probably said that I had lost the original intention of some young man or that those who stared at the abyss were also stared at by the abyss, so that I could have some philosophical insights and elevate my level to make my adventure experience more connotation."
Li Feihu said again: "But I'm just a fucking little angry critic who has a hormonal outburst and has nowhere to release it. Where did I get so many insights? Finally, I asked you, where is my parents? What do you want to find in my head?"
Li Feipiao smiled and said lightly: "You are like me a hundred years ago, refusing to face your true self. But one day you will find that everyone cannot refuse yourself."
Li Feihu picked up the knife on the ground and inserted it into Li Feipi's head. Li Feipi immediately said: "In Tianshan."
Li Feihu snorted and said, "This is almost the same - what are you looking for in my head?"
Li Feipiao said: "This kind of thing can only be understood but not expressed in words. If you don't dislike it, you can put your hand into my head and touch it."
Li Feihu said: "Do you have to be so disgusting?"
Li Feipiao said lightly: "In fact, no matter whoever we have obtained the wisdom of all brothers does not matter. If you don't have the courage to put your hand into my head, one day I will find something in your head."
Li Feihu thought about it, then put his hand into his mouth and into his head. Just before he felt that the brain felt too disgusting, he touched something, and then his eyes went dark.
I don’t know how long it took, but Li Feihu woke up and it was pitch black around him.
He thought to himself, Damn, I was still trapped. He shouted: "Shanjun! Shanjun!"
But no one paid attention to him. He decided to fly his head out to see what was going on, but at this time he found that his body was pressed by something, and even his head was pressed down. So he silently recited the mantra of "How to Glow and Glow More Brighter Light" and asked himself to emit colorful light.
I also found that the thin leaves on my head were too lush and blocked all the light.
Li Feihu initially felt something was wrong, and he didn't know if he was locked up by Li Feihu and became a slave. At this moment, two talismans were slowly moved to him. Li Feihu looked at them with his two eyes and found one that read: "I've experienced ups and downs."
Another one reads: "We finally got together."
Because Li Feihu was in a bad mood, he said: "Get out. Where is Li Feipiao? Where is Shanjun? Where is Huang Piaopiao?"
The talisman turned white angrily, and one turned into: "Demon-Suppressing Treasure Talisman."
The other one becomes: "Don't owe your hands."
Then he crawled away again.
Li Feihu felt that these two sentences were a bit familiar, but before he could figure out what was going on, he suddenly heard something ringing far away.
After a while, someone pushed away the thin leaf light on his head. He was startled when he saw him and said, "Fuck!"
Li Feihu also said: "Fuck!"
Because there was a boy in front of him, and his body was glowing colorful light.
The boy said, "What the hell are you!?"
Li Feihu said: "What the hell are you?"
The boy said, "My name is Zhang Feihu. I came to this cave for adventure. Oh, you are not only pressed down at the foot of the mountain, but also pressed down at the foot of the cave - you must be a senior expert, right? Someone has said that I have a wonderful bones and will have an adventure. Senior, you must need me to do something to pass it on to me to let me leave this cave, right?"
Li Feihu thought for a while and asked, "Have you passed by an ancient tomb before you came to this cave?"
Zhang Feihu said: "That must be the mechanism you set up by senior, right?"
Li Feihu said: "Are there many needles in the mechanism?"
Zhang Feihu said: "Yes, it's all needles! But I avoided them all!"
Li Feihu sighed: "What if I told you that I can teach you the flying pot technique, but after practicing, it is possible that the yin and yang will be reversed and become a woman?"
Zhang Feihu thought about it and said happily: "I don't think this is wrong. I can establish a sect called Quanzhen Sect because of this. Then I am the ancestor...ah, the ancestor? I can even change my name to Zhang Feifei."
Li Feihu said: "Do you know someone named Li Momo?"
Zhang Feihu stared wide and said, "Senior, you are really a clever plan. I have a good friend named Li Mo!"
Li Feihu was silent for a while and sighed: "Well, help me remove the two talismans on the mountain wall. I will not only pass on your magical skills, but also satisfy your three wishes."
Chapter completed!