Chapter 24 The greatest adventure
After a while, Li Feihu heard Zhang Feihu say, "Senior, there is no talisman here, only one..."
Li Feihu said: "I think it's a couplet, right? That's a talisman."
Zhang Feihu said again: "Senior, this couplet..."
Li Feihu said: "It scolds you, right? Don't pay attention to it and remove it quickly!"
Zhang Feihu said again: "Oh, senior, this couplet diamond..."
Li Feihu said: "It's getting into your mouth, right? Don't be afraid that it will fall in love with you in the future, so that's wherever it goes."
Zhang Feihu stopped talking and said after a while: "Senior, you are really aware of things... But why are you pressed here? Why do this couplet says that you are the Demon-Suppressing Treasure Talisman?"
Li Feihu thought to himself, generations are worse than those of the next generation. I had asked this question before I unveiled the first talisman.
So he said, "Oh, you actually thought of this? Come here, kid."
He emitted colorful light from his eyes, and turned into several questions on the ground that he didn't know what it meant, saying, "Come on, come and take a look at these questions."
Zhang Feihu squatted in front of the question and wrote the answers to some Li Fei pots on the ground after a while.
Li Feihu said in surprise: "You actually answered four answers correctly. Do you know what this means? It means that your IQ is as high as 75 - maybe there will be no smarter people in this world than you."
He also said: "Do you want to ask what IQ is? Let me tell you, IQ is qualifications, qualifications for doing anything."
Continue saying: "Do you still want to say that you are indeed a genius? Then let me tell you, it's just that people are stupid nowadays. Your IQ was considered mentally retarded at that time. Now I'm quick to remove another talisman from his mother."
Zhang Feihu lifted another talisman and said, "Senior, do I want to stay away from me?"
Li Feihu laughed three times and said, "Hahaha! Of course! You-Huh?"
He found that he still couldn't move.
At this time, Zhang Feihu suddenly said in a strange way: "Do you think you can get freedom by leaving me? Now you understand that it is not me who burdens you, but reality? You only started to learn to cultivate immortality a month ago, do you think you are the Long Aohuang?"
Li Feihu felt that the two talismans that were talking now should be those two talismans rather than Zhang Feihu. He hurriedly said, "Who put me here?"
Zhang Feihu said: "Ah? Senior, I don't know."
Li Feihu sighed: "Forget it. I don't think it's bad to stay in this cave. Now I'll pass on you half of the mantra of the alchemy pot technique, and you want to do something for me."
Zhang Feihu said: "But my three wishes have not been met yet."
Li Feihu said: "Why don't you, a young man, know how to delay gratification? How can you become a superior person in this way?"
Zhang Feihu stood there and thought for a while. Li Feihu said in his heart, "It's really worse than the next generation. If it were me, I would say now, "Senior, I chose to delay gratification."
So Zhang Feihu walked over and Li Feihu immediately said, "This is just like that. Well, I know you chose delay-"
Zhang Feihu suddenly raised his foot and kicked Li Feihu in the head, and said while kicking, "Damn it, I don't know how to lift my prosper. I have been pretending to be a promising young man for so long, but you still refuse to pass on my magical skills. Delaying satisfaction is a big deal. Do you want me to work hard and refuse to lie down? Why did you lie down first?"
Li Feihu's iron head was kicked and clanged, thinking, did Emperor Long Aohuang also experience this incident? No wonder he broke our heads as soon as he escaped. He hurriedly said, "Stop scolding, don't scold!"
But Zhang Feihu kicked even harder: "Say or not, say or not!"
Li Feihu suddenly felt that this was familiar. After looking at Zhang Feihu carefully, he found that his appearance was familiar. He thought, oh, wasn't this what Li Momo said when he interrogated him? And his appearance was like Li Momo combed his hair into a man's appearance.
So he said, "You are—"
But as soon as he said this, his head was kicked off.
Zhang Feihu was shocked and used his toes to pluck Li Fei's head. He found that it was a human-shaped pot, and the lid was sunken inside, with lush thin leaves growing inside. He picked it up and took it in his hand and looked left and right. He thought, I accidentally discovered this cave, and also found a weird person telling a lie, and even found that his head was a pot - my god, is there any strange adventures than this?
Did you just talk to the gods hidden in this head?
He knelt on the ground and recited to his iron head, saying, "Don't blame the gods, don't blame the gods, just now I was testing you. I hope you can quickly show your spirits and pass on my immortal skills. I hope you don't know how to ignorant!"
At this time, Li Feihu suddenly realized that the orphan fell off the cliff and encountered the devil in the cave? He became a devil and was suppressed. This is the ultimate adventure of fighting against the wind. And his head was kicked off by the silly boy!
Li Feihu realized that it was time to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.
So he said, "Are I testing you? Actually, I am an immortal in the pot, and I am hiding it in this body for cultivation. When I achieve the right result, I can also save you to become an immortal. Is there a yard above? Is there a flagpole in the yard?"
Zhang Feihu thought for a while: "Senior, you are indeed a god. Even I know that I plan to build a yard on it-I did find a white and straight piece of wood on the top of the mountain. Since the senior said that the wood is suitable for a flagpole, I will use it to make a flagpole."
Li Feihu hurriedly said, "Ah, what I mean is that the flagpole actually contains spiritual energy and is of great help to my practice - if you can use that flagpole to make me a body, I can attach it to it and practice. Of course, if you think the project volume is too large, you can use that wood to carve a head for me first."
Zhang Feihu thought for a while and said, "I'm not good at carving. But senior, don't worry, I have another way."
Li Feihu's head was tied to the top of the flagpole, and was covered with a piece of red silk cloth and a big red flower.
"Senior, don't blame me." Zhang Feihu said, "Anyway, the so-called statue is a body and a head. Your body is pressed under the mountain, and this flagpole can be your body, and the head is ready-made."
Li Feihu sighed and said, "I understand everything you said, but what's going on when you tie my head to it?"
Zhang Feihu said: "It is mainly to prevent you from flying away directly after you become an immortal."
Li Feihu cried. He said, "I will pass on your flying sword technique now."
Chapter completed!