Chapter 001: Smashing a fat man from the sky
"Goodbye, this disappointing world..." Xiang Chenlong stood on the top of the 33rd floor of Yuyuan Pavilion, a high-end community in Shanghai, thinking about his clown-like life with infinite regret...
Six years ago, he was called "Fat Chen" by his classmates because he was a 260-pound severely obese patient, partly inherited from his mother and partly from gluttony. He did not have the willpower to change himself, but became a happy fat man.
, humor and loyalty allowed him to make a lot of friends, and his life was enjoyable. The nightmare happened in the second semester of his sophomore year and was the trigger that destroyed his life...
Jiangcheng University of Science and Technology, after self-study class.
"Fat Chen, come with me to the woods tonight. I have something to say to you..." The bright and soft words of Jiang, a flower from the University of Science and Technology, stirred up Fatty Chen's sultry heart.
During this period, the goddess in his dreams always approached him casually, walking together to and from get out of class, and eating at the same table. This made Fatty Chen feel that he was lucky. When he heard Jiang Yanli's invitation, he ignored the beautiful teacher. After class, I went back to the dormitory and brushed my hair again and again.
Roommate "Xiao Liu" felt very distressed when he saw Fatty Chen applying his own hair wax on his head like crazy. After learning about the situation, he reminded Fatty Chen to be careful of fraud!
Fatty Chen was so moved by Jiang Yanli's peach blossom that he couldn't find his direction. Even if there was a roaring sea under the cliff and nine cows pulling back from behind, he would resolutely jump into this "sea of love"!
"Are I covered in oil?" Fatty Chen ruffled his hair coquettishly with his hands a few times, but received a look of contempt from Lao Liu. Then he put on a large Korean-style suit and tightened his stomach, "I'll requisition the hair wax, baby."
Come on! I’ll treat you to a big dinner!”
After some planning, Fatty Chen came to the grove, the sacred place of love at HKUST.
There are many stories in the grove, and there are a lot of weird and interesting things. It is a "battlefield" for lovers and a "hunting ground" for the school's dean. Every year, men and women who taste forbidden fruits are caught.
"Hey! What are you doing?" A brisk figure jumped out from behind the tree. Fatty Chen saw that it was the goddess Jiang Yanli, and his caterpillar-like body quickly surged forward.
"Li, I'm here!" Fatty Chen released his male charm and pretended to be calm, but the sweat from his palms betrayed him.
Jiang Yanli asked with concern: "Why don't you blow dry your hair after washing it? It's easy to get sick..."
After using up a bottle of Xiaoliu's hair gel and half a box of hair wax for a unique hairstyle, the goddess said it was "washing my hair"? Fatty Chen felt faint, but he still said humorously, "I want to keep feeling fresh!"
Jiang Yanli was made to laugh by Fatty Chen and expressed her intention to come. She knew that Fatty Chen liked him and planned to give him a chance. Fatty Chen was overwhelmed by the sudden happiness, and the two quickly established a relationship. During this period, Fatty Chen was considerate to Jiang Yanli.
I was so prepared that I wished I could pick the stars in the sky for her.
One night a month later, two figures appeared in the woods.
"You passed my test, close your eyes and give you a kiss" Jiang Yanli said meaningfully
Smiling.
Seeing that there was no one around, Fatty Chen let go of his courage, closed his eyes, and put his mouth on the sausage.
"Pah, pah, pah" came the sound of camera shutters from all directions. Fatty Chen subconsciously opened his eyes, but the high-intensity flash stunned him for a few seconds. When he recovered, he saw many men and women rushing out of the bushes.
Laughing crazily, his expression was without exception one of ridicule and contempt.
Fatty Chen understood everything instantly, looked at Jiang Yanli and asked tremblingly: "Why?"
Jiang Yanli looked at him speechlessly, with disgust in her eyes. A man hugged her from behind, and she snuggled into the man's arms. Fatty Chen recognized him. Zhao Yunqi, a famous figure in the University of Science and Technology, was tall, rich and handsome. Just listen
He said jokingly:
"Thank you for your wonderful performance over the past month, but please take a pee and take a picture of yourself. Do you want to pick up Jiang Yanli? With your virtue, I'm afraid you will be single for the rest of your life!" He snapped his fingers, and a four-eyed boy appeared.
A computer was taken out next to him, and there was a edited video on it. The protagonist of the video was him, and it was obviously carefully planned.
"He also secretly signed up for a fitness class? Haha"
"Look at that pig-like face lying in front of the cake shop window, your saliva is all over the glass..."
Fatty Chen in the video is clumsy, ridiculous, and full of ugliness, causing everyone around him to laugh so hard that they can't stand up straight.
“Shame on HKUST!”
"The grove creates another legend!"
A surge of anger arose in Fatty Chen's heart, but was extinguished by the cynicism around him. He walked out of the school gate like a wooden man. He didn't know who tripped him, and he fell to the ground. He got up numbly, and behind him were all the people.
Laughter.
Later, Fatty Chen’s courtship video spread all over the school forums and became a joke among everyone. He moved out to live outside, ignored the ridicule, and only kept in contact with Xiaoliu. No one knew about him. After graduation, Fatty Chen did not
Instead of returning to his hometown of Jiangcheng, he went to Shanghai to practice for five years. With his excellent information technology, he kept changing jobs and worked hard to pursue his dreams.
On this day, he finally entered the group he had dreamed of - Yaoyang Science and Technology Group, the top technology group in the country. Overjoyed, he excitedly came to the Personnel Department to report.
"Do you have to let me check the interview? You haven't been able to do this well for so many years?" A stern female voice came from the door, and this voice made Fatty Chen feel a little familiar.
The door to the Human Resources Department was pushed open, and a beautiful figure walked in fiercely.
"It's you!" The two of them shouted at the same time. Fatty Chen was surprised that the person who came was actually Jiang Yanli. She was much more mature, but he still recognized her at a glance! Jiang Yanli was also surprised to see Fatty Chen, and the two chatted for a while.
Leaving in a hurry with an excuse.
Back at his residence, Fatty Chen thought he was out of luck, but he still received a text message notifying him of the recruitment that night. He wondered why he was hired? He felt extremely disgusted when facing people who brought him psychological trauma every day. But look.
Looking at the red circle on the calendar...
I have to pay rent again...
He thought about it all night, and finally went to work the next day. For the ideal job and for the bucket of rice, he had to bend his back! There have been strong winds and waves in recent years, so what are you afraid of?
On the first day of work, all the department managers of the company came. This is a traditional part of Yaoyang Science and Technology Innovation - to recruit new people.
In addition to those who come in through relationships, those who can come in based on their strength are industry leaders and can work hard and produce results. Which department is not competing for it? Newcomers will also have troubles. If they do not have full emotional intelligence, it is very easy to be resented by department leaders.
Standing on the podium, he projected his carefully crafted resume PPT onto the screen. This is an old method for professionals to give leaders a more intuitive understanding.
After just playing a few pages, and the leaders were listening with interest, a video suddenly appeared on the screen. It was a video of Fatty Chen pursuing Jiang Yanli when he was in college. It was carefully made to magnify the ugliness and hide the part of Jiang Yanli. Taiwan
The leader’s eyes widened and his mouth opened wide enough to put an egg in!
Oops! He fell into the trick of that bitch Jiang Yanli. He hurriedly tried to close it, but the screen was locked in the background. He was so desperate at this moment. He would be laughed at by his boss and colleagues, and he would also be ridiculed by his team leader in the future.
His subordinates laughed at him, his life path was blocked...
Standing on the roof of the building, Fatty Chen recalled his miserable life. He looked up at the moon in the sky and flashed back to the faces of his relatives and Xiaoliu. Finally, they merged into the faces of Jiang Yanli and Zhao Yunqi that he hated, and flashed back to Zhao Yunqi six years ago.
The scene that once humiliated him.
"With your character, I'm afraid you'll be single for the rest of your life...haha"
Damn it, you have grown up so old and you are still alone with a boy. Fatty Chen suddenly remembered that he must get his virginity before he died! Otherwise, his life in this world would be in vain! He didn't want to die anymore, because it was not worth it for two bitches.
It is said that the night view of the Magic City is invincible. With renewed hope, he wanted to enjoy the beautiful scenery at his feet, but his fat belly blocked his sight and he stretched his neck forward. Unexpectedly, the nearly 100-meter-high night view made him dizzy, and his feet
He slipped and fell down.
"Ahhhh——!"
There were horrifying screams in the night sky, but no one paid attention.
Fatty Chen thought as he fell, I don't want to die yet, at least not now!
More than ten seconds passed, and there was a loud bang, and Fatty Chen fell to the ground hard!
After a few seconds, he discovered that he was not dead and had no injuries at all. He stood up and checked his body, and there was nothing unusual.
So weird,
This is so weird,
Is it a dream?
"Ah! Ah! You damn fat pig! You broke my 100th ascension!" Fatty Chen shouted angrily from the bottom of his heart!
Fatty Chen was shocked. Where are the ghosts causing trouble?
Chapter completed!