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Chapter 002: So Immortal

"Huh? Who is talking?" Fatty Chen seemed to have a hallucination and was watching everywhere.

He suddenly shuddered. He heard that people would become earth-bound spirits after death. They thought they were not dead yet and would wander in the land of death.

The breeze blew gently at night, and it was a gust of wind for him.

"Fat pig! Don't look for it anymore, I'm in your body." A female voice came.

"Am I dead?"

"To be precise, I'm not dead, but it's ugly to die later." The female voice was particularly angry.

Fatty Chen walked towards the busy street like a thread-puppet.

He understood that he was possessed by a little ghost and wanted to catch the scapegoat!

"Woooo, walk away from my body! I don't want to die..." The truck honked his whistle and urged his life.

"Mommy, mommy, coaxes... binds the devil in the name of the Lord... hurry up and as the order..." He murmured, but it still doesn't work. He remembered that he could try peeing, and ghosts were afraid of dirty things.

"If you want to drive me by peeing, you will be unable to get up again..." The female voice showed disgust, but her steps stopped.

"At least you have to let me die understand!" Fatty Chen also took the initiative.

"Hmph, I am a great immortal. After 99 cycles of life and death, I can become a superior immortal when I ascend. When I ascend, I was smashed through the spiritual body by you, a fat pig. Now only if you die, I can be free from my body..." said the female voice with hatred.

Fatty Chen was stunned, but he understood why this irritable female fairy was like this.

"No! If you ascend to life by harming others, I think you will fail next time..."

"Uh?" the female voice was puzzled, "When I ask someone!" She saw "Fatty Chen" stepping on the ground, shaking out a white-bearded old man. She saw that he was in a mess and smelled of alcohol.

"You get me drunk, you make me cry..." The sound of a broken gong came from the old man's mouth.

"Fatty Chen" kicked up and slapped him twice, slapped him and woke him up.

"No. 9527, Land Lord in CBD Business District. I dare to ask what kind of generation the immortal is, why should I find me?" The old man looked at "Fatty Chen" and said respectfully.

"The beginning of Ling, I'll ask you something..." Lingxian said the matter from beginning to end.

"The Supreme Immortal, I have been in a mess for my whole life and have encountered many strange things. I think this situation is because your spiritual foundation is unstable. Generally, the flying immortal only takes three times, but the Supreme Immortal failed 99 times. I think it is because the fate of immortals has not arrived..."

"What's the solution?" Lingxian was impatient.

"It's all fate to possess this fat man, you have to beg for alms..." The Land King said halfway.

"Fat Pig! Tell me what you want!" Lingxian was impatient.

"What do you want me to choose in such a short time?" Fatty Chen was not anxious when he heard this.

"The immortal, not once

Wishes are 99 times..."

"What a fuck, is it easy to bully me?" Lingxian was furious.

"Another... when I need old man, I will come over again, you two will solve it..." The Land Lord was afraid that the immortal would get angry, so he turned around and escaped.

"It's time to go home and have a sleep, look for inspiration, maybe your wish will come out..." Fatty Chen said in a humble manner.

.............

The alarm clock rang on time and pulled Fatty Chen out of his sleep.

Get up, big size, wash your face.

"Ahhhhhh!!!!" A woman screamed from Fatty Chen's mouth.

Fatty Chen suddenly remembered what was going on.

He attempted suicide last night and was possessed by the Lingxian. He had to fulfill 99 wishes to help him ascend.

"Android, what's your name early in the morning?" Fatty Chen said calmly.

"Chen Long, why are you so ugly?! It scared me!" "Fatty Chen" said to himself.

Android was the name Chen Long gave her last night. At first, Lingxian asked him to call her "China Cool League", because in this life, the billboards on the streets of the city were full of the words "China Cool League", which made me feel very modern and domineering.

Fatty Chen felt ashamed and finally gave her a name at Lingxian's request. It was modern and nice, and it was also the favorite of programmers - Android. In return, Android no longer called him "Fat Pig".

He was refreshed, and Chen Long thought to himself: If he had a fairy possessed him, he would turn over. This fairy didn't look very smart.

With a "slap", "Fatty Chen" swung his arm and slapped himself hard.

"I know what you think, so be honest..." Android said lightly.

Fat Chen felt extremely aggrieved, and tears rolled in his eyes.

"Dongdongdongdongdongdong!" The door of the rental house was knocked hard, and a death-thrusting sound came out.

"Fatty man, open the door and know you're inside!"

It's broken, today is the day to pay rent. I've been looking for a job before and I don't have any spare money.

After opening the door, a vested "Four-eyed Boy" wearing a vest of an "old cadre" came in. He is Chen Long's landlord, single, and his parents passed away early, so he left him two houses to live in, one large house and one small house for Chen Long.

The first thing I said when I came in was: "Pay rent!"

Fat Chen is very embarrassed: "I will be given two more days of grace, and I'm tight recently..."

"If you don't rent it, get out. There are people who rent it near this CBD..."

"Wait..." Fatty Chen walked into the toilet and locked the door.

"Android, ask for help, give me 10,000 yuan to pay the rent, no, one million yuan!" Fatty Chen sent out his first wish, and he wanted to slap himself. One wish costs 10,000 yuan?

"I can't change..."

"Damn! Then what can you do?"

"My ability is insufficient and I can't change that thing. I will only have some tricks. Put away your unrealistic requirements. No matter how smart the immortal is, it will not make you wish you will be successful... But I can give you a compromise, and you can send him away first."

"Damn!" Fatty Chen gave his tablet computer "Four-eyed Crazy" as interest, and he tried to ask for a three-day grace period.

When I saw that it was getting late, I went out to take a taxi and headed straight to the company.

Yaoyang Group-Sales Department

Everyone was whispering, and when they saw Fatty Chen coming in, they pretended to be fine.

Everyone understands the adult world. They will not tear each other in person, but will only stab the knife in the back. Even though Chen Long made a fool of himself yesterday, it had nothing to do with his work ability, and he was still asked by the sales department leaders.

This sales department has more women and few men, and most of them are beautiful girls. Sales director He Lili, Chen Long, saw him yesterday. How can I describe it? Beautiful, smart, and can speak, and have all the talents to do sales!

"Stop the work at hand, new colleague, Chen Long, get to know him..." He Lili said resolutely.

"Welcome! Warm welcome!" The colleagues shouted in unison. Fatty Chen knew that they were so excited because the "pistachio" was coming.

"Puchi" a discordant voice came out.

"Who? Stand up!" He Lili showed her power, mom, is it upset? In fact, she knew about Chen Long and wanted to be happy, but she couldn't destroy the atmosphere in the ministry.

"Sorry! I saw a video..." a young man stood up and said lazily.

Chen Long has done his homework, Luo Yonghao, a celebrity in the company, has a wealthy family and outstanding business ability. He is just a low-key person who is not a ruler and often harasses female colleagues. Most people hate him to the core, but they can't cure him.

"What video is so funny? Let's see..." He Lili sneered and thought to herself: This kid relies on some tricks at home to achieve some performance. He is usually very arrogant and needs to be cured.

Luo Yonghao brought out the tablet, and the video of Chen Long making a fool of himself at the introduction meeting of the newcomer yesterday.

"Hehe", "Hehe", "Haha", and I couldn't help laughing around me.

He Lili's face was blue and white, very embarrassed: "Chenlong, your resume is very beautiful, don't worry about those that are available or not, work first..."

Fatty Chen smiled slightly, he wasn't afraid of death, I'm afraid of you? The incident of jumping off the building made him think a lot. Now he has the golden finger of Android, can I see if I can cure you?

Luo Yonghao, wait, I want you to be fooled now!

"Android, my first wish is..."
Chapter completed!
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