Chapter 36 Goose Bully—Big Mother Spirit
The sleeve of Yuan Xiao's hand caught fire, and he failed to extinguish the fire and kept shaking his sleeve.
Like a big fluttering moth.
The sparks grew from small to large, and tended to spread upwards. Yan Luo couldn't stand it anymore, so he rushed forward and took off his bra, threw it on the ground and stamped out the sparks with his feet.
That is, Yuanxiao and Rongtangchu, wearing Hanfu with layers of heavy industry and heavy yarn, and Lolita are close to the firewood pile. If they don’t spontaneously combust, who will?
Yan Luo looked at the half-burnt beard on the ground, was silent for a while, and then said, "Let me change both of your clothes."
Rong Tangchu continued to look at her with pitiful eyes, frowned slightly, and flattened her mouth, "The skirt is beautiful."
Yuanxiao wailed, "I have nothing to wear! My suitcase is filled with Hanfu!"
Rong Tangchu nodded wildly in agreement, "I only brought a small skirt."
"You don't have any clothes to wear, right?" Yan Luo raised his eyebrows and said ruthlessly, "So, as long as you have clothes to wear, you can change your clothes, right?"
Yuanxiao nodded hesitantly and said warily, "I don't like to wear clothes worn by others."
Rongtangchuo echoed: "I don't want clothes worn by others either."
Okay, you predicted my prediction.
Yan Luo's little thought was exposed, but she rolled her eyes and had a good idea in her mind.
"It's a deal!"
Seeing her confident look, the two looked at each other in surprise.
It was so late at night, and she was still on the mountain, so she wouldn't be able to find a store to buy clothes...right?
The meal was not yet cooked, so Yan Luo proposed to go to the village to see it by himself, bringing a photographer and a tortoise with him.
Xuexue Ji followed her step by step, while Yan Luo walked leisurely.
"Wow!"
In the distance, the shouts and laughter of a bunch of children could be heard.
Yan Luo felt numb with such creatures as children, thinking they were playing around, so he subconsciously turned around and walked back.
"Ahhhhhhhhh that red-haired sister!!" The voice gradually became louder from far to near.
The direction was so obvious that Yan Luo had to stop and turn around.
A little girl with braids ran towards her, her face full of panic. She opened her hands towards Yan Luo and shouted: "Sister! Catch me!"
Yan Luo subconsciously opened her hands, and the little girl rushed towards her and wrapped her arms around her neck.
"Sister, there is..."
Several familiar sounds of "goose, goose, goose" came from the distance, and Yan Luo looked towards that place.
It is still so majestic, so domineering, so clean, and looks down upon the world, as if nothing in the world can enter its eyes. It is so majestic and majestic that people can't help but feel a bit intimidated.
It is it, it is it, our friend - the big white goose!
The big white goose looked like the overlord of the village at first glance. It was much larger than their big white goose and little white goose. Its huge body swayed, it flapped its big wings and rushed towards here with its head held high.
"Sister, that goose wants to bite my butt." The little girl said aggrievedly. "It is a big goose without an owner. Even my father can't catch it."
The big white goose flapped its wings menacingly and rushed over. Before Yan Luo could react, her body had already reacted. She subconsciously let go and grabbed its slender neck like the two geese.
Big White Goose:……
It struggled desperately, with such force that Yan Luo almost couldn't catch it. Its beak hit Yan Luo's tiger's mouth, which made Yan Luo feel pain and let go of the big goose.
When Yan Luo didn't react, it opened its powerful wings and aimed one at Yan Luo's head. The force was so strong that her head tilted to the right uncontrollably.
Then he ran away in a hurry.
Yan Luo didn't respond to what happened. She stood there, stunned.
The little girl who was still in Yan Luo's arms carefully touched her head, "Sister, is your head okay?"
Yan Luo reacted belatedly.
She just...was slapped by a goose??
Can this be tolerated???
Yan Luo reacted for a few seconds, put down the little girl and ran in the direction of the arrogant goose.
If you lose someone, you won't lose the battle, and if you don't steam the steamed buns, you won't lose your reputation.
I have decided to eat goose stewed in an iron pot tomorrow.
One person and one goose started a fierce chase in this small village.
Prince Yan vowed to catch that bitch for the sake of her face.
"Xiaoyu, are you okay?"
The little girl stood there and looked at the figure of Yan Wang, who had always been strong and stubborn, running away. A dozen friends ran to her panting.
"It's okay, a sister saved me." Xiaoyu's tone was full of admiration, "She went after the goose tyrant."
That one was the famous goose bully in the village. No female goose did not admire it, and no male goose could beat it.
It is the superstar among the geese, and all geese are its little brothers.
Goose Ba suddenly appeared on the reeds one day. I don’t know which village at the bottom of the mountain he accidentally ran up. He also brought a bunch of little goose brothers with him. He was running rampant in the village menacingly all day long. Today, he is chasing this family.
Children, chase other people’s livestock tomorrow.
Extremely arrogant.
But this goose bully is like a spirit. He chases children when he encounters them and runs away when he encounters adults.
When the adults saw that the geese were just chasing the children and would not hurt them, they let them go.
It's just that when the children are playing, a giant goose will suddenly appear with more than a dozen goose brothers and want to bite their butts.
The big goose said that it was a little surprised. It patrolled the village with its little brothers as usual, chasing the human babies. Unexpectedly, this time it met a big fool who looked like the red-headed mushroom next door, and she actually blocked its fate.
neck!
Did it deserve its reputation as a domineering goose? Of course, I had to give her a slap in the face. Unexpectedly, this damn red-headed mushroom actually pursued it relentlessly!
"Can't you run away?"
The big goose was forced into a corner, and the arrogant goose was shivering in the corner, looking up at the red-headed mushrooms helplessly.
The red-headed mushroom pressed forward step by step, but it could only retreat helplessly and was pressed into the corner.
"You can't escape my grasp."
Her voice was hoarse and sultry, with inexplicable breathing. Her expression could not be clearly seen in the dark night. The moonlight hit the lower half of her face, and it was difficult to see how dangerous her eyes were. Her red lips were slightly hooked.
"Caught you."
"I heard that no one wants you?" it heard the man say.
"Then come with me - poor little boy."
Those slender and slender fingers, with slightly pink fingertips, looked dangerous to the weak creature, like a cool scalpel on its neck.
The hands grabbed its wings, and the tone suddenly changed and became excited: "From now on, you can call it - Big Mother Spirit!"
Goose Ba: Gah?!
Chapter completed!