Chapter 010: Throwing pots? Isn't this a game for women?
"The short-lived Zhu Rang, the Rat King who was destroyed in the lane..."
On the way back.
Huo Guang was in a good mood, humming a song and thinking about the next plan in his mind.
If toilet paper can be circulated, it will definitely be a big money-making project. But the problem is that Huo Guang lived in the Western Han Dynasty classified by historians, not as good as the future!
There are advanced machines in the 21st century that make production easy.
In ancient times, there were no advanced machines, and they could only rely on manual labor. In this way, due to low output, they could not be circulated in the daily lives of ordinary people.
Therefore, the people who want to make money should be those high-ranking officials in Chang'an City who have no worries about clothing and food.
Especially the palace, which Huo Guang has never entered so far! If it can be recommended to the palace people, it will completely open up the toilet paper market!
After this calculation, the positioning of toilet paper becomes a luxury product!
But if it is a luxury product, it will be difficult to sell it in the initial stage.
This is a problem.
With these questions in Huo Guang's mind, he followed Bu San back to the general's residence.
When he entered the door, he happened to bump into three people, Wei and his wife, who were going out. Huo Guang wanted to open his mouth and say something about the quintessence of Chinese culture, but when he saw that it was these three young masters, he decided to keep his mouth shut.
joke!
The three sons of General Wei Qing.
Among all the second generations in Chang'an City, except for the princes in the palace, who can be as noble as these three?
What's more!
He also stayed in other people's homes.
Huo Guang didn't want to conflict with these three people and wanted to avoid them, but they entangled him.
Mr. Wei grabbed his arm and said, "Huo Guang, since you live in our General's Mansion, you are naturally considered a member of our Wei family."
"Walk!"
"Come with us and repair those things in the Li family that have made rude remarks."
Hearing this, Huo Guang was immediately confused.
What is this for?
Two gangs of second-generation people are going to fight? Who is the Li family? What a courage. Is there anyone in Chang'an City who dares to offend these three people in the general's house?
no…
The point is, you little brats, if you want to fight, fight with each other. Why are you dragging me along?
I still want to make money!
Huo Guang was about to refuse, but he heard Mrs. Wei say: "Our general's house has many people and great strength. As long as we unite, that Li Yu will definitely be afraid."
"How should I say it? My wife and I are also the Marquis of Yichun conferred by His Majesty!"
"No matter what, I can't let these boys from the Li family bully me."
Marquis of Yichun?
Is this guy a Hou?
Good guy, I didn’t see it.
Huo Guang rolled his eyes and said immediately: "Okay, Mrs. Wei is right. We all live in the General's Mansion. Externally, we should unite and share weal and woe."
actually!
When he said this, Huo Guang was thinking that as the Marquis of Yichun, this guy should have some money, right?
In addition, in the future, the production of toilet paper will require manpower! As the Marquis of Yichun, Mrs. Wei, let him call some people to do the work, it will not be a problem!
Think of this.
The corners of Huo Guang's mouth raised slightly, because he knew that the start-up funds for the toilet paper project were available.
Now what he has to do.
Just to help the Wei family children win this fight, and then drag the three brothers into the sea with coaxing and coaxing.
"Hey, I'm so bad!" Thinking of this, Huo Guang couldn't help laughing.
When Mr. and Mrs. Wei heard this, he asked, "What's wrong?"
"Ah, it's nothing, I said kill those bad boys." Huo Guang lied immediately.
"oh."
Mr. and Mrs. Wei nodded, and they quickly walked out.
Huo Guang followed behind and looked at them, thinking that General Wei had been diligent and loyal all his life, so why did he give birth to three sons so stupid?
They say a tiger father has no dog sons!
But in fact, in the human world, there are countless cases of tiger father and dog son.
I won’t give examples one by one here.
Huo Guang followed the three sons of the Wei family to the place where the fight was taking place, and was confused on the spot. He thought that when these boys made a fight, they would form a gang and have a real fight like in a certain Young and Dangerous movie.
When he arrived, Huo Guang deliberately picked up some thick wooden sticks on the roadside.
result...
What the heck, what these unlucky kids were talking about was a fight!
That's right, it originated from the archery ceremony among the Six Arts of the Gentleman, a pot-throwing game for those who can't shoot. This is also a traditional Chinese etiquette and banquet game that lasted from the pre-Qin Dynasty to the late Qing Dynasty.
When Huo Guang knew that the fight they were talking about was throwing pots.
shocked.
I even wanted to go up and give each of these little brats a big pussy and ask them if they grew up watching Korean dramas.
They agreed to fight, but when someone came, it turned into pot throwing?
Isn't this like the kind of quarrel in Korean dramas, where you suddenly recite "The Master" to pretend to be a cup of tea?
Awkward or not?
"Hey, hey, let me tell you, you are already more than ten years old, and you are still playing something that only women play?" Huo Guang couldn't help it anymore and mocked on the spot.
The original purpose of throwing pots was for those who could not shoot arrows, so they used arrow throwing pots instead of archery.
This is like the difference between manual transmission and automatic transmission when later generations learn to drive. No one says anything when a woman practices automatic transmission, but when a man practices automatic transmission...
Ahem!
Anyway, Huo Guang's ridicule was spot on.
All of a sudden, the dandy boys across the street who were "fighting" with the Wei family's children turned against each other. They pointed at Huo Guang's nose and cursed: "Who are you? You dare to speak nonsense in front of us!"
"Do you think that since the lecture didn't teach you a lesson today, we don't dare to teach you a lesson either?"
"snort!"
Huo Guang glanced at the young man who was speaking, and narrowed his eyes slightly. He seemed to have seen him at Mr. Dong's place, but he couldn't name him, so he asked: "You don't know who I am? Brother Wei, tell him who I am!"
After all, Huo Guang was on the side of the Wei family, so the Wei and his wife naturally considered him one of their own, so they introduced him: "This is Huo Guang, the younger brother of Hussar General Huo Qubing, who was awarded a title by the emperor today."
"Li Yu, I remember that your father Ji, Li Gan, was working under General Huo, right?"
"Who do you think my cousin Huo Guang is?"
In the Han Dynasty, officials were not called officials.
Because "Sir" is a respectful title for the elders in the family, even the most distinguished General Wei Qing is only called General Wei, not Sir Wei.
Huo Guang was speechless when he heard Mr. and Mrs. Wei introduce himself, always talking about something.
Why didn't he introduce himself instead of letting Mr. and Mrs. Wei do the talking?
Isn’t it just to avoid the confusing rhetoric of “what are you?”!
Really drunk.
Otherwise, you think it’s just for filling cups?
funny!
As a man of two generations, Huo Guang has long been too lazy to pretend to be a "cup".
At this time, when the other boy from the Li family saw Mr. and Mrs. Wei being so sarcastic, they started to argue. Huo Guang's head hurt after hearing this.
What kind of disease did I have? I was fooling around with a bunch of teenagers.
immediately.
Huo Guang turned around and left.
But at this time, among the children of the Li family opposite, a rather unruly child, even much younger than Li Yu, stood up and shouted to Huo Guang: "Huo Guang, who asked you to leave? It's not about throwing pots.
Is this a game played by girls?”
"Well!"
Chapter completed!