Chapter 009 Let the toilet paper fly for a while
After coming out of Mr. Dong's place coolly, Huo Guang secretly returned to the General's Mansion.
Then he called "Busan" and took him out of the house.
Since I can’t finish reading this book, I’ll start my own business honestly and make some money. I’ve already been reborn, how can reading be the job of a time traveler like him?
"Where's the toilet paper? I asked you to bring it out, did you forget?" Huo Guang frowned and asked when he saw Bu San's empty hands.
Bu San quickly shook his head and said, "My servant is carrying it with me. Sir, I'm afraid of losing this good thing, so I keep it in my arms."
Said.
He quickly took out the wad of toilet paper from his arms.
Langjun?
I still love Erlang Zhenjun!
Huo Guang frowned and suddenly got goosebumps all over his body. It wasn't because Bu San was holding the toilet paper in his arms, it was just because he said "husband"!
The Western Han Dynasty!
There is no such thing as young master or young lady. A slave usually calls his master Alang, and a young master calls him Langjun.
certainly.
It is also said that the two are reversed, the master is the husband, and the young master is the alang.
But that's not important!
The important thing is that Huo Guang sounds awkward now. You said you are a male slave and not a maid. What do you call a husband?
Huo Guang took the stack of toilet paper and said at the same time: "San'er, don't call me husband in the future. As for you, you can either call me young master or brother Guang, whichever you want. Anyway, you can't call me that just now. I'm listening.
Not happy, you know?"
Although the Western Han Dynasty is quite long ago, the title "gongzi" still exists, and it is generally used for the families of generals and princes.
"Yes, Lang... Young Master!" Bu San changed his words.
Huo Guang nodded at this time, and then continued to reach out to him for toilet paper.
But Bu San was stunned, scratched his head, and asked inexplicably: "Master, what do you want?"
"Toilet paper, didn't I ask you to bring it all out?" Huo Guang glared at Busan, thinking that this kid was not clever at all.
If I start a career in the future.
If the title of the great housekeeper fell on him, he would not be able to trick himself into death.
But before Huo Guang had time to complain, he heard Bu San say: "Sir, we didn't bring much toilet paper from our hometown, and we have used it for a while. There will be no new ones later, and now there is only this much left.
"
Huo Guang heard this.
His eyes suddenly widened and he yelled angrily: "What, that's all that's left?"
"You loser!"
"Why don't you use it sparingly?"
Bu San's expression immediately turned aggrieved upon being scolded, and he replied: "Sir, you have to speak with your conscience."
"My slave is born with a low life, how dare I use this good thing to go to the toilet."
"Isn't this all for you to use?"
Oh?
What did I use?
Huo Guangdun felt embarrassed, but he couldn't show it, so he continued to scold: "You kid, you still dare to complain, be careful I'll beat you up!"
Fu San quickly lowered his head and said, "I don't dare!"
Naturally, Huo Guang would not really beat him, but at the moment, when employing people, the use of coercion and inducement such as carrots and sticks was indispensable.
I scolded him first, and then naturally asked the cpu's subordinates to give him a scolding.
Eh?
Is it cpu or kda? Why are you pronouncing that word?
never mind.
This is not important, what is important is what Huo Guang wants to say next.
"San'er, don't say that you are a cheap person in the future!" Huo Guang grabbed Bu San's arm and said, "Master, I hate the idea that people are divided into three, six, and nine. I don't care about your past life, and I will follow you in the future.
I, as long as this young master is popular, you have to drink spicy food. We want to live well and live better than the emperor in the palace..."
As Huo Guangzheng was saying this, Bu San was so frightened that he immediately trembled and said, "Young Master, this is unspeakable and disrespectful!"
"Ahem, let's just talk about the two of us." Huo Guang cleared his throat and continued: "Listen up, San'er, let's find a way to make money from today on."
"Making money?" Bu San looked at him doubtfully, very puzzled.
Huo Guang suddenly seemed helpless and could only explain: "It means making money."
Bu San said "Oh" at this time, nodded, then shook his head and asked: "Master, haven't we followed Huo Qiaoqi and moved into the General's Mansion? We don't have to worry about food or clothing, why?
Do you want to make money yourself?"
Huo Guang heard this.
He immediately hit Bu San on the head and cursed: "You guys really don't want to make progress. We are now living in the General's Mansion, but do you know why?"
"It's not because of the blessing of my brother!"
"What if one day he is no longer here? Are we going to live under someone else's roof like this? Oh, you are willing, but I am not."
Bu San scratched his head, still unable to understand what Huo Guang meant.
The hussar general was born to be noble. He was the favored nephew of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He was also an invincible and victorious general of the Han Dynasty!
Why is it no longer there?
unless...
Huo Guang saw that Bu San was distracted, so he went up and knocked him on the head again, saying: "What are you thinking about? Go, knock on the door, and give toilet paper to the dignitaries in Chang'an City for free.
Give me a few pieces of paper, but not too much."
When Bu Sanyi heard this, he was confused again and asked: "Ah, Master, such a good thing, why don't you give it away for free?"
"You idiot, free things are the most expensive, what do you know!" After saying that, Huo Guang urged Bu San to get to work quickly.
Bu San was a slave. According to the saying in the Western Han Dynasty, he was just a warehouse owner. Naturally, he was not well-dressed. No, if he suddenly came to deliver something, he would definitely not be welcomed by his master.
certainly.
Once the other party heard that they were giving away things for free and didn't ask to see them for work, their attitude changed.
But when Fusan just took out a few pieces of toilet paper, the attitude of the other party obviously changed again and asked: "What is this?"
"This is a toilet bag. The newly released items are disposable and can be thrown away after use." Bu San told the other party according to the words Huo Guang taught him.
After hearing this, the other party suddenly looked unhappy.
But since I didn't want any money, I took it anyway and then closed the door rudely.
Bu San didn't even have the chance to say another two words.
So he had no choice but to run back to Huo Guang in disgrace and said in frustration: "Sir, look at this place..."
"No problem!" Huo Guang waved his hand and said, "Continue to the next one."
"oh."
There was no way, as a slave, Fu San could only act according to Huo Guang's instructions.
soon.
As I continued to visit one house after another, the small amount of toilet paper was immediately squandered.
Bu San felt distressed and said: "Sir, there is still a sound when throwing stones into the water. Look at these people in Chang'an City, who have given away good things and can't even hear the sound of water."
Can't even hear the sound of water?
Forehead...
Huo Guang rubbed his forehead and smiled slightly, but he didn't care much. He just said lightly: "Why are you so anxious? I've been waiting for you for more than ten years, and you still have less time to do it?"
"Let's go, let's go back first."
Chapter completed!