The amount of information about Chinese characters has never been related to the number of characters.

The audience was angrily criticizing Mr. Wei for abuse of dogs. After suddenly hearing Wang Shifeng say the three words "shot position" with huge amounts of information, he immediately turned his gun.

Oh, when it comes to being a human being, it must be your Teacher Wang!

You are not a good thing either!

I'm also posting a seat! Why don't you bring me with me?

"Where is the post?" Mr. Wei was also confused.

"I mean, you ask her to send you the agreed location and don't take the wrong taxi." Wang Shifeng coughed and said, "As for the first time, I can't help, I have no experience."

Oh, you have no experience yet.

The barrage instantly became colorful and sarcastic.

"Teacher Wang misunderstood, I didn't mean that!" Mr. Wei said shyly, "Although I have no practical experience, my theory is still very solid. I mean, could it be that we misunderstood? If she really I just want to explain it? But I didn’t listen to her explanation specifically, so are there any tips to keep her?”

Mr. Wei’s word “special” is used very vividly.

"Brother, it's already 1:00 a.m. No matter how fast you are, you have to talk until after two o'clock. Are you still afraid that she will go back to the dormitory then?" Wang Shifeng was a little helpless. This is the standard of being thief-hearted but not brave. .

"What if there is no access control in our university, and many people go out until three or four o'clock to go back to the dormitory." Mr. Wei said anxiously.

"Okay, I think about it." Wang Shifeng sighed.

"Teacher Wang, you said I won't drive so late, what if I have to drink?" Mr. Wei added.

A sophomore is driving to school?

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then the barrage fell silent.

In this way, it seems that Mr. Wei has a girlfriend, which is not unexpected.

"Driving yourself?" Wang Shifeng asked with a frown.

"Well, I worked as a part-time job in my freshman year and made some money. My parents helped me get some money and bought a BMW x3." Mr. Wei smiled.

???

What part-time job can you earn a BMW x3 a year?

I don't understand.

Not to mention the barrage, even Wang Shifeng was a little sad. Think about it, when he was a freshman, he had to do ideological construction even when he took a taxi. However, after graduation, his life was a little better, but he didn't have his own car.

"Well, x3 is OK, it's very suitable for students to drive, almost the same as my Ferrari."

???

What kind of confusing remarks are you? Are you two here exciting barrage?

The barrage exploded.

"Hehehe, yes, my goal is to graduate and work for one year, and to drive a Ferrari like Teacher Wang!" Mr. Wei said vigorously.

"My car is also provided by the company. As long as you work hard for the boss, everything will be available." Wang Shifeng smirked and encouraged, "Welcome to our company after graduation."

"Well, Mr. Wang, don't worry, when I'm intern for my senior year, I will definitely find a way to intern at Xinghe. I'm willing to be an assistant for you!" Mr. Wei said excitedly, "As long as you can help me through this disaster today."

What a good guy, you are learning and using this trick right away.

Wang Shifeng smiled, "If you have a car, you can do a lot of operations. I will tell you two small ways to stay outside, which my friends are used to."

When it comes to the word "using" and "using" it feels very quality-assured.

If it is not used frequently and effective, it cannot be described as idiomatic.

Suddenly, the audience didn't care about the Yin-Yang King Shifeng and quickly picked up the pen.

"The first one is that you have to prepare a few bottles of water in the car, and after chatting with your girlfriend, and then park the car downstairs when you take her home, but don't let her get out of the car." Wang Shifeng

Said.

"Teacher Wang, we all live on campus." Mr. Wei reminded.

"Then you drive the car to the place where you are going to commit the crime." Wang Shifeng rolled his eyes. Why are the children now not smart at all?

Where to commit the crime?

This description seems too appropriate, and the barrage laughs wildly.

"What then?" Mr. Wei asked anxiously.

"Then you let her stay in the car for a while, and you can chat, but remember, you have to drink water all the time." Wang Shifeng smiled.

It is understandable to chat in the car, in order to delay time.

What is this operation for drinking water?

"Everyone must know that for the first time in a relationship, both parties are more passive. Boys are afraid that they will appear vulgar, and girls are afraid that they will appear frivolous, so they need a natural excuse. Think about it, if you drink too much water,

Do you just want to go to the bathroom? At this time, you happened to be downstairs of the girl's house and proposed to go to the girl's house to go to the bathroom. Isn't it reasonable? It's not an exaggeration." Wang Shifeng said slowly.

Suddenly I realized it.

The breakthrough point is here.

What a guy who wants to go to your house to go to the toilet. He is worthy of being Mr. Wang’s friend. The routine is so dirty!

"But Teacher Wang, I can't take her to the hotel to use the toilet, wouldn't that seem too deliberate?" Mr. Wei was still a little shy.

"Brother, tell you the truth. In your case, let alone pulling your girlfriend to the hotel to use the toilet, even if you say that there is a cat in the hotel that will stand upside down, she will happily follow you to see it.

"Wang Shifeng decided not to beat around the bush

"Besides, the small methods I mentioned are just a way of thinking, not to let you copy them. For example, when you are drinking water, water is sprinkled on her clothes. Do you have to find a private place to dry the clothes?

Water is still of many uses.”

Before Mr. Wei could figure it out, the barrage of those who didn’t have a girlfriend would understand it first.

‘I understand, the effect is full, drinking and sprinkling water is just a key to creating the theme.’

‘Last time it was an umbrella, this time it was water. We boys have to prepare too much for us to go out.’

‘The diversity of water is good, this topic is good, let’s talk about it.’

‘Tsk tsk, it’s still true that Teacher Wang’s friend can do it. This method can not only be used in love, but also in fast food!’

‘I tried it, she asked me to find a tree by the roadside.’

"Teacher Wang, what about the second backup method?" Mr. Wei asked again.

"In your case, you don't need a backup plan at all, and the effect of the second method may not be as good as the first one. You can listen to it casually." Wang Shifeng smiled and said,

"When you sent her back, you told her directly in the car, "I can't bear to part with you and want to get up with you tomorrow for breakfast. If the other party declines, then you can still say, OK, you still have it.

You can kiss me in ten minutes. Usually, girls will not refuse the second one after rejecting your first request. Even if this time doesn’t work, at least they won’t lose money.”

After hearing Wang Shifeng say it, the audience sighed again, Teacher Wang and his friends are really stewed soup, and they are full of bad water.

You can attack and retreat or defend, but you won’t suffer any loss anyway.

Learned and learned.

"I understand. Thank you Teacher Wang for your kindness in teaching. After the matter is done, I will thank you very much!" After Mr. Wei finished speaking, he hurriedly hung up the connection, probably to buy water.

"Friendly remind everyone, you must pay attention to safety when doing things. Okay, I wish Mr. Wei a blessing to get what he wants tonight." Wang Shifeng smiled at the restless barrage.

"Let me share with you an interesting little knowledge. Friends who study chemistry should know what potassium disulfide is. Its formula is kiss, which can be communicated with English kiss, meaning I love you. If there are friends who want to be romantic

If you confess your love, you can say: I want to eat some of your potassium disulfide, so that you can avoid the embarrassment of going up and saying directly that I love you or that I want to chew on you."

This trick is great, and you can also show off your rich knowledge from the side.

I have to say that in all kinds of strange knowledge, Wang Shifeng is definitely a sparrow pecking at the cow's butt and a sparrow eating cow's batch.

The barrage became lively again, but it was not because I learned the routine, but because some viewers who studied chemistry started to argue about whether potassium disulfide can be established.

Suddenly I really want to know why they watched Wang Shifeng live broadcast at this time.

"Let's connect with the next audience." Wang Shifeng was not ready to intervene in the barrage war.

"Hello, Teacher Wang, my surname is Shen, just call me Xiao Shen." The connection was connected, and it was a shy male voice who sounded very young.

"Hello Mr. Shen, what do you need to share with you?" Wang Shifeng said with a smile.

"Well, I am a loyal listener of Teacher Wang. I listened on the first day. Until now, Teacher Wang has shared many ways to fall in love and taught us how to distinguish between scumbags and scumbags, so I

Like, do you have any friends around you who know your crush?" Mr. Shen asked very implicitly.

Does anyone around Wang Shifeng know about secret love?

Apart from scumbags or scumbags or vibrators, he seems to have never heard of a friend who has a crush on dog licking.

The barrage was attracted by this question and curiosity.

And it is not difficult to hear that this is a shy and affectionate boy who is good at secret love.

I guess it may be that my secret crush has been a bit hard recently and can't stand it anymore, or I was stimulated by Wang Shifeng's previous trick of picking up a conversation, so I want to consult.

"I'll ask you, is Mr. Shen in a state of secret love?" Wang Shifeng said bluntly.
To be continued...