Chapter 89 Please send it to me(1/2)
Why should I test myself before pursuing others?
Hearing Wang Shifeng's answer, the audience was stunned and a little unable to understand.
"Why do you want to test yourself?" Mr. Shen asked confusedly.
"As an adult, you must first be responsible for yourself. This is also responsible for others. If you can't test whether you really like her, then it would be irresponsible for you to blindly pursue her." Wang Shifeng laughed softly.
"Ah, what Teacher Wang said makes sense." Mr. Shen sneered, "Then how do you test it?"
"Mr. Shen's voice sounds very young, he must be a student." Wang Shifeng asked.
"Well, well, it's the same university as the first two." Mr. Shen replied quickly.
However, it can be guessed from the lack of confidence in his tone that he should be in high school at most...
However, Wang Shifeng was not prepared to expose it.
"I have a friend who said that if you like someone, don't tell her first, and then every time you miss her, do a math problem, because every math problem is an experience. When you are sure that you can withstand the experience, Just compile the math problems you have done into a book and give it to her. Think about how touched she will be when she receives it." Wang Shifeng said with a smile in his voice.
Will... be moved???
And why do you have to do math problems when trying to pick up girls?!
The barrage audience immediately began to have a headache.
"Ah, is this really useful?" Mr. Shen was a little doubtful.
"Think about it, if you can even solve math problems, no matter what difficulties you and her encounter in the future, you should be able to overcome them. Isn't this a kind of experience? Can the other party not be moved?" Wang Shifeng said with a smile. .
Listening to it this way, it seems to make some sense.
"Of course there is another possibility." Wang Shifeng changed the topic, "Maybe when you finished the second question, you found that you don't seem to like her that much."
???
Woc, this possibility seems more reasonable!
Girls and math questions should be about the same difficulty.
Gan.
Talking about love, is it bad to be single?
"Ah hahaha, it seems so, but can Teacher Wang do other questions? Mathematics is too difficult." Mr. Shen smiled awkwardly.
"Of course it has to be difficult, because falling in love itself is the biggest problem in the world." Wang Shifeng said softly.
The barrages expressed their agreement one after another, and then started to flood the screen again.
'Every time I listen to Teacher Wang's reasoning, it's another day when I don't want to fall in love!'
"Then let me change the question." Mr. Shen chose to avoid "Can a person who is secretly in love feel that he is being secretly in love?"
Wang Shifeng raised his eyebrows slightly, "That depends on the behavior of the secret admirer. If you just think about it with your head and don't take any action, you will definitely not feel it."
Just think with your head?
Ah, isn't this what I do every day before going to bed?
Some viewers in the live broadcast room subconsciously took their seats.
"Action? It's similar to the usual interactions. I find a way to take the same bus with her every day when I go to school. I take a detour to take her home after school. I share any delicious food with her. I help her with her homework. I care when she feels uncomfortable. , and..." Mr. Shen began to count his family treasures.
The more than two million viewers in the live broadcast room all understood it.
Good guy, how can this be a secret love? I just have to write the words "I love you" on my forehead.
What a great love.
"Mr. Shen, don't you feel the heat when you lean next to the bonfire?" Wang Shifeng interrupted.
Bonfire? What does that mean?
After being stunned for a moment, Mr. Shen's narration stopped abruptly.
A long silence followed.
Wang Shifeng didn't say anything again, and the audience slowed down the barrage, leaving Mr. Shen enough room to think.
How can a person not feel the heat when leaning against a campfire?
So, it’s not that I didn’t feel it, I just didn’t say it.
At this moment, Mr. Shen seemed to have lost all his courage.
"Secret love is like a bonfire. While you are burning yourself, you must also control the intensity of the fire. If the fire is too small, the other person will not be warm enough. If the fire is too big, the other person will be burned." Wang Shifeng's voice was very light, without any ups and downs. .
"So, she should know everything?" Mr. Shen's voice was trembling.
"I don't know about this, but I can tell you some of the behaviors when girls like boys." Wang Shifeng did not answer directly.
"If a girl likes you, she will take the initiative to send you messages, even if she wants to share with you whether she has pancakes or steamed buns in the morning.
Then she will also like to ask questions, such as asking you how her clothes and hairstyle are today. The more obvious ones are of a guiding nature, such as often complaining about being lonely, having no boyfriend, no one to accompany you, and even posting some selfies. for you."
After listening to Wang Shifeng's description, the audience in the live broadcast room began to take the role of themselves and recall whether there was anyone of the opposite sex around them who echoed these characteristics.
After recalling it, I found no, but I accidentally discovered other anomalies.
It seems that what Wang Shifeng said is very consistent with the content of his usual exchanges with his brothers.
???!!!
Woc, what the hell is going on?
"When they like someone, the states of boys and girls are completely opposite. Boys will become cowardly, while girls will become brave." Wang Shifeng continued.
"Teacher Wang, I understand." Mr. Shen suddenly sighed.
"Well, that's good if you understand." Wang Shifeng was very pleased.
"I understand who she likes." Mr. Shen's tone was full of self-deprecation.
Ah, this is understandable.
Wang Shifeng blinked.
"Teacher Wang, do you think there will be consequences if I...my roommate takes the initiative to pursue her?" Mr. Shen asked again.
It seems he still doesn’t give up.
If things continue like this, Daxia may have another honest ATM.
Wang Shifeng frowned and thought for a moment and said, "Mr. Shen, in fact, no one knows the outcome before doing this kind of thing, but my friend told me that a secret love that is not exposed will eventually drain the person. Reason can tell you, right? As a result, dignity tells you not to continue, but you still want to try it yourself."
"Yes, my... roommate wants to give it a try." Mr. Shen said solemnly.
"Well, it doesn't matter if you give it a try, it can also be considered as an explanation for your secret love." Wang Shifeng smiled.
"Teacher Wang, how do you think I should start?" Mr. Shen asked in embarrassment.
"You can start by doing math problems first." Wang Shifeng said seriously.
"!?" Mr. Shen was shocked after hearing this. "Well, can you start with something simple?"
"Then confess directly." Wang Shifeng smiled.
"Then after being rejected, wouldn't it mean that we can't even be friends?" Mr. Shen hesitated again.
"Mr. Shen, if you want to be friends with her, give up confessing your secret love. If you want to be with her, give up being a friend. You can't get along with her under the guise of a friend. This is an insult to the identity of a friend. You don't want to be your best friend, do you?" Wang Shifeng frowned and spoke in a bad tone.
Mr. Shen is not very courageous, but his idea is quite beautiful.
"No, no, why would I want to be my best friend? No, she is my roommate." Mr. Shen said in a panic.
"No matter who you are, I don't recommend dragging your feet. It's very unmanly." Wang Shifeng said with a smile.
"But I'm still very confused. Teacher Wang, can you give my roommate some encouragement? What does this love look like?" Mr. Shen said with a smile.
The audience also found it interesting.
Although I have heard so many ways to strike up a conversation, it seems that I have never heard a description of love from Wang Shifeng.
"What does love look like?" Wang Shifeng raised his eyebrows slightly, "I really don't know this, but I heard a story told by my friend, and I think it looks like love."
"My friend had a fever when he was a child, over 39 degrees. When her mother found out, she touched his forehead distressedly and exclaimed: Why is it so hot?
Then his father heard it. He ran over from the next bedroom, kicked my friend under the bed, and said angrily: What happened? Look, your mother got permed.
My friend's head was dizzy due to a high fever, and he only felt pain all over his body. Before he could realize what was happening, his mother slapped him again and scolded him: "Look, you made your dad angry."
This incident made me think that his parents must be in love, and it is true love."
The audience who was listening to the story carefully almost burst out laughing.
What kind of fairy parents are these...
'Um, goose, goose, I'm laughing so hard. If this continues, his father will kick him, and then his mother will beat him again. Wow, it's a perpetual motion machine!'
'This is the standard of true love between parents and an accident for the child.'
'Then his parents sent him to the hospital. The doctor said: It's okay, he just has a slight fever. The parents were overjoyed: What? A fever now?'
'Hahahaha, the one upstairs is too cruel, put more cumin!'
To be continued...