Chapter 108 Practice and turn yourself into a zombie!

Xu Yang stepped forward numbly and helped push up the coffin lid.

Inside the coffin, the zombie said again: "By the way... help me put the nails back in the coffin."

Xu Yang picked up the coffin nails from the ground and inserted them back one by one.

Zombie: "Okay, now you can have a peaceful sleep... Good night, little Xuzi!"

Xu Yang said expressionlessly: "Good night, Makabaka."

He walked out of the nanny's room, came to the living room, and sat down on the sofa, feeling a little lost!

Damn it!

Am I hallucinating or being confused by zombies?

Aren’t zombies all ugly monsters with green faces, fangs, and huge ugliness?

"More than five hundred years ago, dynasties changed and the Ming Dynasty was established. At that time, I was already in a state of paralysis. When I was practicing, I suddenly felt something in my heart. I realized that a crisis was coming, so I built a tomb for myself and entered a deep sleep.

.”

Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo also used their chopsticks.

The three women curiously asked about the origin of the zombies.

The zombie was very excited when he heard this, and said: "I am from the Song Dynasty, my surname is Yun, and my name is Mengxi. I have been fond of strange arts since I was a child. Later, I had trouble practicing kung fu, so I trained myself into a zombie."

As he said that, he glanced at Xu Yang.

With this skill, if I open a noodle shop in the future, the business will definitely be booming!

After being treated like this, how could Xu Yang still feel sleepy?

Immediately I went to the living room, turned on my mobile phone, and looked up "Tao Zang classics" on the Internet, preparing to cram for the written examination of the "Tao Dharma Conference".

She spoke eloquently and told her life story.

Xu Yang's eyes were fixed on the female zombie...

Liu Shishi: “…”

Although some people can't understand why a zombie can be so beautiful, you can imagine the anger in your heart when the porridge you worked so hard to cook was wasted by a strange "person"!

He felt that he had been hit.

Yes!

Liu Shishi glanced at Yang Yin and said: "Go teach her, I want to see what kind of flowers she can make with a zombie!"

After frying the vegetables, the zombie started cutting the noodles again.

"have!"

After a while, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo came back.

Xu Yang praised: "Shishi and Yang Yin's clothes are both beautiful... By the way, should we take the high-speed rail or drive there tomorrow?"

“Try it!”

Inside the coffin, the zombie asked: "Is there anything delicious?"

Three female ghosts went upstairs.

But seeing the zombie eating so deliciously, Xu Yang immediately picked up the chopsticks and started eating too.

However, more than thirty years ago, she was accidentally discovered by a Maoshan Taoist priest and her identity was revealed.

soon.

"Hmph!"

The three women were all shocked, and Yang Yin stood up and said, "Boss, what's going on? Is that zombie about to escape?"

Xu Yang: "..."

The zombie wiped his mouth, leaned back on the dining chair carelessly, and sneered: "Am I wasting food or are you wasting food? The breakfast is so terrible, why don't you tell others?"

About a minute later, the zombie walked out of the nanny's room.

"Who makes porridge and adds pepper?"

She doesn't know how to use natural gas.

Xu Yang's index finger moved greatly when he saw it, and he couldn't help but wipe his saliva.

But now, leaving the sarcophagus is just like playing, how can Xu Yang feel relieved if she leaves it at home?

One person and three ghosts, after some discussion, decided to drive to Anseong.

Soon, the pan was heated with oil and the vegetables were stir-fried.

Soon, the shaved noodles on the table were swept away, but all the breakfast made by Liu Shishi and the others were left on the table.

Yang Yin: “…”

"Huh?"

Xu Yang widened his eyes and said happily: "You agreed?"

"Even if you die, I can turn you into a zombie!"

Ignoring the three women's "saw a ghost" looks, the zombie snatched Xu Yang's eight-treasure porridge. Regardless of whether it was hot or not, he picked up the bowl of steaming porridge, duang, duang, duang, and ate it all.

As for Yunmengxi's coffin, Xu Yang put it into the storage space.

Xu Yang didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and his eyes didn't move. He said calmly: "As a normal man with strong blood, it is reasonable for him to drool a little when he smells such a fragrance."

Then he said: "Why doesn't this kitchen have a stove?"

She has a good figure.

"If your head falls off, it's just a scar the size of a bowl. What's more, I'm here, are you scared?"

Breakfast has just been prepared...

Xu Yang: “…”

The three women were dumbfounded, their eyes full of doubts and wariness.

"Take me with you!"

"You...eat garlic?"

Xu Yang was shocked, zombies eat garlic?

The zombie's face bulged after eating, and he said vaguely: "You don't understand this. If you eat noodles without garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half... Eat it, everyone will eat it!"

Xu Yang made a mistake and did not say anything about the "beautiful zombie", but said: "I got up to pee...why did you go?"

If the zombies can't break through the seal of the sarcophagus, they can just leave it at home.

Xu Yang gave an affirmative answer!

It is more convenient and faster to take the high-speed rail, but Liu Shishi and the others do not have "ID cards" unless they are invisible and follow Xu Yang on the train.

They each changed into a set of clothes and carried many large and small bags.

Only Xu Yang was unhappy.

She took the noodles out, first ran them through cold water, and then put them into the stir-fry. After a few times, she found a plate, no more, no less, and she could hold five dishes.

Its daybreak.

"man!"

In the back seat, Yun Mengxi sneered: "How can a grown man be afraid of a woolly figure?"

With that said, he broke off a clove of garlic and ate it himself.

"At that time, I had not yet returned to her prime, and her skills were not very high. The group of Taoist priests in Maoshan did not respect martial arts, so they attacked together. After I was injured, I fled back to the tomb and fell into a deep sleep."

"What are you doing?"

Eating noodles early in the morning always feels weird.

Liu Shishi and her three daughters went downstairs and started making breakfast on time.

Pick up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, smell it, and immediately put the smelled noodles into an empty bowl aside.

"But I am different from other zombies. I can survive without sucking blood. Although my body has all the characteristics of zombies, it has not mutated. I look almost like a normal person."

"When I woke up again, it was five years ago. It was your grandfather who broke into the tomb and woke me up."

This strange combination began a journey to "Chang'an City".

"Ah!"

Liu Shishi and Yang Yin also recovered from the shock.

Xu Yang lit a cigarette to calm down his shock and entered the nanny's room again.

Yue Yuluo: "......"
To be continued...