Chapter 20 A pointy head with long hair
The noisy air began to become filthy under the footsteps of the office workers. Chen Long's biological clock was at work, and he couldn't sleep in even if he wanted to. It was already time to go to work, but he still hadn't heard anything from the two women.
He stood up from the attic with his waist bent. After putting on his apron, he waved the shovel in his left hand like a knife, and the pan in his right hand danced like the wind. Unfortunately, the omelette in the pan was as burnt as charcoal...
Helpless, he had no choice but to walk out quickly. There were several restaurants in the center of the villa area. Checking the time, they should be open.
As Chen Long walked, he was thinking about what Chen Peinan wanted to eat at the moment. Suddenly, he shook his head and emptied everything in his mind. We are ace special forces. We must not do this. Once the love between children and children grows, only heroes will be short of breath.
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However, before becoming a hero, there is one thing that must be done, and that is to do the nanny's job well!
The morning exercise crowd gathered in front of a high-end restaurant for some reason today. Chen Long also squeezed in. The crowd who was squeezed away by a force that was disproportionate to his appearance all rolled their eyes at him, but someone didn't care.
He only cares about a few lines of large characters in front of the restaurant, "Japan provokes China. Whoever shouts on the street today that the Diaoyu Islands belong to China can enjoy a 10% discount in the restaurant. Anyone who shouts that Japan also belongs to China can enjoy a 80% discount."
Chen Long touched the few tickets in his pocket to see the 30% discount, so he squeezed next to the beautiful landlady.
Chen Long raised his head and asked: "What will happen if I call the boss lady and she will be mine in the future?"
The landlady's face turned cold and she said, "Break your bones!"
Chen Long shrank his neck, looked at the security guard and the chef who was carrying a large spoon and ran out of the restaurant. He grabbed a pig brother next to him and taught him a lesson, "Huh, I told you not to take advantage of the landlady, but why don't you?"
Listen, I can’t control you anymore…”
He turned around and walked away, and then heard a miserable howl behind him.
After buying all kinds of good ingredients, Chen Long hurried home. Time was precious. If he missed the time, he couldn't imagine the beauty's anger.
However, Chen Long swore, truly swore, that he had never seen a woman or child who had such a hard time with food!
Chen Peinan changed her previous image of a workplace lady and even used the Shaolin dragon to wave. She stuffed a piece of chicken wing into her mouth, grabbed a duck leg and pointed at the foie gras opposite, "I didn't realize that your craftsmanship is so good, little star."
I ate everything I had for a week.”
At this moment, Chen Long finally closed his mouth, which was big enough to stuff a melon. He patted Xingxing's little round belly, "I... bought these."
Chen Peinan finally regained her image as a strong lady, picked up Xingxing, opened the car door and got into the car. She said, "It'll be the same tonight" and left like a thunderbolt.
Chen Long opened the door and thought hard for a moment. Why was this woman speaking so vaguely? What did "same as usual at night" mean? It was a topic that easily made people think...
In the company, in front of the square grid, Chen Long had just warmed the chair. Jin Hao trotted over and whispered into Chen Long's ear, "It's not time yet. Everyone is getting closer in Li Susu's office. Let's go..."
Chen Long couldn't resist, so he had to follow Jin Dazui and come in. Li Susu, who was sitting in the middle and surrounded by a group of people drinking coffee, saw Chen Long coming in. She nodded politely as a greeting, and someone next to her said "Oops".
Dissatisfied, "Hurry up, let's continue the topic just now, whoever can trouble Sister Li, she should treat the lunch box at noon..."
Huh... everyone's eyes turned to Chen Long at the same time, for no other reason than because everyone was supported by Li Susu. She knew who had some information. A qualified superior should know his subordinates, and even the people below him.
As soon as he appears, you will know what kind of underwear he is wearing today, or... not wearing any!
Chen Long was a little embarrassed. It seemed that he couldn't do what Su Su was embarrassed about. But Li Susu, who had a holy face opposite him, looked at the watch on Hao's wrist disapprovingly. "Well, there are still three minutes left. It seems that I can save it at noon today."
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Jin Hao stepped back from Chen Long and rubbed his nose. The emotional list was too heavy. Stallone would like to turn the tide, but my surname is not 'Shit'!
What should be done? Chen Long frowned slightly, but he soon had an idea.
He coughed and smiled tentatively, "Then I'll give you a question. Guess what thing is big on one end and small on the other, and has hair on one end..."
"Pfft..." Li Susu is a canned goods, she really can't do anything about this kind of problem, but fortunately, her oppressive identity saved her, a girl next to her came to Li Susu and shushed in Li Susu's ear despite everyone's murderous eyes.
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The latter, Xiafei, gave Chen Long a white look on his temples, "Forget it, I'll invite you at noon, and we'll all go to work when the time comes."
The coffee on her hand slipped, and Li Susu's itchy little hands almost lost their grip on the cup. She turned around and looked at Jin Hao and Chen Long who were leaving behind their mouths. She gave Chen Long an angry look, how could this guy...forget it, let's talk about it.
You will be embarrassed if you go.
Men, they have always wanted to be 'open', but women, when they get older, they also want to be 'open'. They are the original products that are intact, and they are still promoting and promoting their progress every day, hey...
Thinking of this, Li Susu also felt a lot of pain in her balls. Although, without that thing, the feeling was definitely the same. She was in pain, very painful, but she could only be speechless. After all, she was a woman, and she was also her boss.
There is no way I can make a fool of myself in this kind of thing, so I think I might as well treat him to a meal.
Jin Hao opened Li Susu's door and patted Chen Long on the shoulder as he was leaving, "It's really you. This is the first time that Mr. Li has been stumped in three years. Isn't your answer really that one?"
Chen Long looked at Jin Hao who meant something, and then looked back at Li Susu who looked away, "What? I'm talking about the corn in the field..."
"Pfft..." Coffee rained on Li Susu's desk.
This riddle, this answer, this is unbelievable, no, invincible. Such a mysterious riddle can be thought of. Li Susu somewhat admires the author who came up with the riddle. This is simply a pain in the ass, nothing to do.
What's the use of such an ambiguous puzzle? Isn't this just teasing people!
Although he was very unwilling to do so, Li Susu's "grievance" towards Chen Long disappeared a lot when he thought that the answer to the mystery was that the other party might not have meant to make her embarrassed.
In fact, Li Susu really thought wrong. Chen Long would have laughed wildly if he knew that she thought so, because this riddle came from the countryside. How could a rough old farmer think of so many things, let alone deliberately let people know
Chapter completed!