Wu Ming returned to the villa and did not see Yan Ruyu when he entered the door. He heard the sound of golden music coming from the kitchen and walked in...

Yan Ruyu was wearing a cute pig-head apron while frying eggs, with a pot lid in her left hand and a spatula in her right hand. She looked like she was facing an enemy. When she heard the footsteps, she didn't look back and snorted coldly: "You still know how to come back?"

?”

Listening to the words that sounded like a wife complaining that her husband came home late, Wu Ming felt a chill in his heart. No matter how gorgeous a house is, it is still just a house. A home is only one with fumes and people inside, even if she is a fierce dominatrix.

Wu Ming showed a gentle smile and said: "If you don't add oil, no matter how many eggs you fry, they will be burnt."

"You think I don't know? But there is no oil at home, and you bastard won't buy it!" Yan Ruyu turned to glare at Wu Ming, then her pupils dilated and she exclaimed: "Where is your hair?"

Wu Ming touched his shaved head and said with a smile: "In order to rush back to pay your respects to your old man, we are so anxious to return home that our hair has been blown away by the wind."

"Be honest, or else you will be punished..." Yan Ruyu said with a sullen face, suppressing a smile, waving a spatula and shouting.

"The company implements prison-like management. This is my new employee's hairstyle!" Wu Ming pretended to have a helpless expression and said it as if it was true.

By the way, Wu Ming didn't wear a helmet when he drove back. He flicked his long flowing hair and the wig flew directly into the smelly ditch on the roadside...

"Ah..." Yan Ruyu suddenly screamed. It turned out that her omelette was burnt again. She put out the fire angrily. She pouted and snorted at Wu Ming and said: "It's all your fault. The last egg is too

Confused."

Wu Ming glanced at the trash can aside and found that there were a lot of dark things in it. He couldn't help but smile and said, "Why are you frying so many eggs?"

Yan Ruyu rolled her eyes and said, "You bastard didn't abide by the agreement. I only ate two boxes of biscuits today and I'm starving to death."

"Don't you know how to eat out?"

Yan Ruyu showed a trace of embarrassment, lowered her head, and whispered: "I...I have no money."

"To thank you for helping me with my written exam today, I'll treat you to dinner."

Yan Ruyu raised her head and said arrogantly: "Huh! You know what's going on..." Then she immediately said loudly: "I'm going to Caesar's Palace to eat the Royal Filet Mignon."

"How much does one passenger cost?"

"It's only 3888, how can you, a nouveau riche, afford it?"

Wu Ming stretched out his index finger and shook it, jokingly saying: "I can't afford it. If you want to go, be prepared to clean others' toilets in exchange for meal money!"

Yan Ruyu took off her apron, wrinkled her nose, and said, "Stingy!"

It's not that he is stingy, but he really has no money, and this meal was actually invited by Zhuge Dachang. He can't let people bleed again. Wu Ming touched his nose and said: "I'm going to go back to take a shower and change clothes, and I'm about to go out.

Hurry up!"

You need to have enough patience to wait for a beautiful woman to go out. After an hour...

Wu Ming watched the TV boredly, watching helplessly as Aotuman beat all the eighteen generations of little monsters to a pulp, and Yan Ruyu, who was dressed up, walked downstairs...

The long wavy hair is tied into a bun, with a few strands of hair hanging down playfully. This is the most popular messy bun in the wind this year. The black tight-fitting high-cut evening dress fully outlines the round and plump beautiful buttocks. She is uniquely endowed with it.

The long and beautiful legs are stunning.

The witch is going out again to cause harm to the country and the people! Wu Ming sighed.

Yan Ruyu also secretly looked at Wu Ming. He was wearing a slim-fitting black handmade suit and a black shirt with a stand-up collar. A few buttons were unbuttoned, revealing his strong chest muscles. After cutting his head, he looked a little more domineering, just like the cold killer 47 in the movie.

Number.

It turns out that men can be so sexy, with beautiful faces and beautiful eyes.

Wu Ming walked up to Yan Ruyu, curled his lips slightly, and said, "Do you think our outfits match well..."

As they spoke, the two of them raised their legs at the same time, as if they had a tacit understanding, forming a very eye-catching movie poster: Mr. and Mrs. Smith! Then the two of them laughed together...

Wu Ming showed affectionate eyes and said: "The dress is very beautiful."

"anything else?"

"Nice butt."

"Do you want to touch it?" Yan Ruyu smiled sinisterly, opened her handbag, took out an electric shock rod, and said, "Touch the electric shock rod!"

"Thunder..." A weak arc flashed, looking very dangerous.

"Can you bear such strong electricity?" Wu Ming showed a lewd smile and ran away after speaking...

It took Yan Ruyu a while to understand the deep meaning of Wu Ming's words. Her pretty face suddenly turned the color of pig's liver. She chased after him with an electric shock baton and shouted: "You stop here, Miss, I will electrocute you to death, you are a filthy thinker."

**!”

Yan Ruyu caught up with Wu Ming and kicked him hard to vent her anger...

"Ah..." Wu Ming's scream was like a live pig being scalded by boiling water.

Then, he opened his trousers and immediately saw a bruise on his calf. Yan Ruyu didn't expect that just a "light" kick could actually cause a bruise on the person.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it..." Yan Ruyu bit her lips and apologized in a low voice, but her eyes flashed with a smile and a little bit of pride. Hahaha, this young lady is really amazing.

Wu Ming secretly laughed. How could this little fool not think about it? How could he have bruises so quickly after playing for just a few minutes? The bruises on his calves were given by his teacher. Of course, he would not tell anyone.

"Give me your car keys."

Feeling a little indebted to Wu Ming, Yan Ruyu's aura weakened a lot, pouting her rosy mouth and saying: "She is..."

"Let me drive one night, your princess won't get pregnant, don't worry!" Wu Ming interrupted her angrily.

"Is it okay if I drive and give you a ride?" Yan Ruyu planned to save the country through a curveball.

"Hmph... Wearing ten-centimeter high heels, I don't trust you with my life. Come and get it."

Yan Ruyu secretly made a face before handing the Porsche key to Wu Ming...

……………………………………………………

After making an appointment with Zhuge Dachang over the phone for a place to eat, Wu Ming relied on the advanced satellite navigation system of the sports car to lead the way. He didn't get lost, but he just drove slowly, mainly because he was not familiar with the performance of the car, and there was someone sitting next to him.

A seductress who easily distracts men...

"Mr. Wu Ming, please concentrate on driving, my legs can't navigate!" Yan Ruyu sneered, then pulled up her skirt to cover her beautiful legs exposed in the air.

"Ahem...I just want to put it into gear and speed up!"

"snort!"

Wu Ming showed a naughty smile and instantly shifted into seventh gear. He pressed the accelerator to the bottom and almost accelerated to 100 speeds in three seconds. The corners of Yan Ruyu's skirt, which looked like an improved cheongsam, immediately flew up. She screamed and quickly held down the hem of the skirt with both hands.

.

Having achieved his goal, Wu Ming immediately slowed down, glanced at Yan Ruyu, and joked: "Tsk, tsk, those black pants are so beautiful!"

"You low-level, dirty bastard, I'm going to strangle you to death." Yan Ruyu became so angry that she really stretched out her hands...

Wu Ming quickly pushed her hand away and said with sweat: "Miss, do you want your life? I'm driving. Do you want to be a couple with me?"

"Who told you to cause trouble!"

"I didn't see it! Do you think I have gold eyes?"

"Then you...then how do you know..." Yan Ruyu rarely showed a hint of the coquettishness of a little daughter.

"Guess! Look at you, black dress, black gemstone necklace, black handbag, just use your habitual thinking to guess."

"You're boring!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her little nose.

A faint smile appeared on Wu Ming's face and he said: "Compared to the elegant and beautiful phoenix, the chirping sparrow is cuter!"

"If I were a sparrow, then you would be a vulture!" Yan Ruyu immediately retorted.

"Vulture... vulture!" Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice.

Twenty minutes later, the two drove to a seafood restaurant near the port of Zhonghai City. Zhuge Dachang had been waiting for a long time...

"Who is this beauty?" Zhuge Dachang's eyes sparkled and he completely ignored Wu Ming.

"This is my girlfriend." Wu Ming loudly announced the territorial ownership.

Yan Ruyu showed an elegant smile and gave Wu Ming an iron elbow. She gritted her teeth and said, "I have nothing to do with this bastard."

It seemed like there was a lot to do with it. Zhuge Dachang sighed, another delicate flower was buried in cow dung, and then he noticed that Wu Ming's hair was gone, "Sangui, where is your hair?"

"The departure of my hair is not the pursuit of the wind, but my unwillingness to keep it!"

"…………"

After a few polite words and a few people sat down, Zhuge Dachang patted his chest and said with a heroic smile: "The seafood here is very fresh. You can order whatever you want to eat!"

"Boss, I want a lobster, about a pound."

"I want to eat abalone soup and blood swallow and shark fin soup."

The boss brought the menu, but what the two of them ordered was not available here. Fortunately, it was not available! Zhuge Dachang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and secretly let out a sigh of relief.

Before the food arrived, Zhuge Dachang unscrewed a bottle of Erguotou, poured a small cup for Wu Ming, and said with a smile: "Come on, Sangui, let's have a cup first to appetize."

Wu Ming hesitated for a moment, then finally picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Brother Pig, do it!"

"Good! You have courage, haha..."

The two drank it all in one gulp.

Soon, Wu Ming's face began to heat up and turn red, just like the sunset on the horizon. Before the food was served, he had already collapsed on this magical land, and no one knew where he was!

Zhuge Dachang and Yan Ruyu looked at each other face to face, wouldn't they? They fell drunk after just one or two drinks. Is that too exaggerated?

"Uh, what should I do?" Zhuge Dachang asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry about him, let's eat it ourselves! It's really embarrassing for a grown man to drink so much." Yan Ruyu had a heartless expression on her face.

After dinner, Yan Ruyu said goodbye, but Wu Ming still didn't wake up. Zhuge Dachang asked the boss to pack some vegetables, carried Wu Ming and threw them into the car, and then watched the Porsche leave with a trace of envy...

When Yan Ruyu drove her Porsche back to Longkou New District and entered the mid-level villa area, she was stopped by the traffic police...

After saluting, the traffic police uncle walked up to Wu Ming, glanced at him, and then looked at Yan Ruyu and said, "Miss, please show me your driver's license and test your alcohol content."

After checking that there was no problem, the traffic police uncle returned the certificate to Yan Ruyu.

"Ugh..." Wu Ming suddenly got angry, and the traffic police uncle who was caught off guard was vomited on his leg.

The sins committed by God can be forgiven, but the sins committed by oneself cannot be saved!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, he didn't mean it, he was drunk." Yan Ruyu apologized quickly, then thought about it and continued: "He didn't drive, you won't catch him for drunk driving?"

"I can't catch him for drunk driving, but I can accuse him of assaulting a police officer..." the traffic police uncle said with an angry smile, then waved his hand generously and continued: "Let's go, drive carefully, and take good care of your man."

"He's not..." Before Yan Ruyu could finish her words, the traffic police uncle had already turned around and left.

This bastard just said that I am his girlfriend, is he serious? Does he like me? What if he wants to chase me? Will I reject him?
Chapter completed!