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Chapter 15: Officially Going to Work

Apollo stretched and climbed up slowly. Diana showed a gentle smile and disappeared quietly the moment her brother woke up...

It's dawn, it's really magical.

Wu Ming opened his eyelids and yawned. His waist felt a little sore. Only then did he notice where he was. He was sleeping in a garage, or more specifically, in a sports car. What was going on?

I remembered that I seemed drunk last night. It was probably Yan Xiaozhu who drove the car back. Damn it, he actually left a drunk man in the sports car without caring about him. It was so heartless. Wu Ming subconsciously looked at his watch. Eight

Half!

He was so excited that he had to report to the company at nine o'clock. There was no rush. It would be bad to be late for work on the first day. Wu Ming quickly got out of the car and ran back to the villa in a hurry...

In just five minutes, after washing and changing clothes, Wu Ming rushed into Yan Ruyu's chicken coop, raised his feet neatly, and kicked Miss Yan's beautiful buttocks down to the ground. This time, he used a little more force, and the effect was very good.

Yan Ruyu rubbed her buttocks and bounced up, shouting: "You bastard!"

Wu Ming spoke sternly: "Stop talking nonsense! I'm almost late for work, please give me the car keys."

"No!"

Wu Ming said nothing, curled his mouth slightly, clenched his fists, and twisted his neck. His joints immediately crackled, which was very intimidating.

Yan Ruyu didn't like this at all. She puffed up her small breasts and hummed: "If you dare to touch a hair on my head..."

Wu Ming leaned over, put his face in front of hers, stuck out his tongue and licked his lips.

Feeling the warm breath on her face, looking at Wu Ming's aggressive eyes, Yan Ruyu's pretty face began to turn red, she moved her butt back, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "You...what do you want to do?"

Wu Ming showed an evil smile and said, "Don't you know that men who get up early are dangerous?"

I heard that the first time will be very painful! This idea popped into Yan Ruyu's mind. She screamed, grabbed the quilt and covered herself. She was so embarrassed by her own thoughts that she didn't dare to see anyone.

Wu Ming was dumbfounded. What kind of performance was this? Is this girl so scared?

"The key... the key... is in the handbag on the dressing table. You can take it yourself." A voice as bright as a mosquito came from under the quilt.

"Thank you!" Wu Ming walked to the dressing table, got the car keys, and hurriedly walked out of the room...

Hearing the footsteps going away, Yan Ruyu opened the quilt. There was a burst of hurried footsteps. Wu Ming came back to the room again. She screamed again and covered herself with the quilt.

Wu Ming looked puzzled. Without saying a word, he took out his wallet, took out a stack of bills and put them on the bed. He said hurriedly: "I remembered that you have no money. You can use the money to eat out at noon..."

"I really owe you in my previous life..." The last murmur was almost inaudible, and Wu Ming disappeared again...

So in this life, you have to work hard to repay me! Yan Ruyu murmured, with a charming blush on her face. She picked up the banknotes and counted them. There were exactly eight thousand yuan.

Miss Yan immediately fell into her old ways and hurriedly picked up the phone. The first sentence she answered was: "Sister Wushuang, drive to pick me up quickly. Let's go to Versailles to eat French food."

"Want to rip me off?"

"Okay, okay! This lady is rich again!"

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Without rules, there is no rule. Every company has its own rules and regulations to facilitate better management. Anle Company is particularly strict. The president commits the same crime as the employees, so there is a penalty system for being late. Every time he is late, he will be fined a proportional salary of 10

%, as dark as Uncle Paigu's company.

What Wu Ming cares about is not money, but he has a strong sense of time. On the road of life, if you are late for a second, you may miss the beauty ahead. Live a strong life, don't leave any regrets.

The Porsche was driving fast all the way, with an average speed of more than 200 kilometers per hour. Of course, this was the speed after leaving the city and entering the highway. When the speed reaches a certain level, the speed measuring instruments and cameras on the highway become useless.

Damn it! Did that kid rob a bank? Many drivers who were overtaken by Wu Ming but couldn't even see the Porsche license plate were indignant.

Entering the secondary road on the outskirts of the city, Wu Ming slowed down the car and saw a familiar tall figure, Zhuge Dachang, running towards the company at a very fast speed...

Wu Ming showed a faint smile and drove up to say hello: "Hey, Brother Zhu, are you jogging to work in the morning? You are really leisurely."

Zhuge Dachang looked back, quickly stopped the bus, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, sister! The bus I took broke down just after entering the highway, causing me to run fifteen kilometers."

Before the car came to a stop, Zhuge Dachang held the driver's door with his left hand and jumped, then made a handsome 180-degree Thomas turn and accurately sent his body to the passenger seat.

Listening to the roar of the accelerator, Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but admire: "This car is so handsome..." Then he stared at Wu Ming and continued: "You don't look like a bodyguard, but more like someone who hires a bodyguard.

"

"This car is not mine..." Wu Ming touched his nose and smiled bitterly, and said: "After all, just a Porsche 911, isn't it worth making such a fuss about?"

Zhuge Dachang showed a look of contempt and said: "Don't you notice that this car is very different from an ordinary 911? This is a Porsche concept car from two years ago, and there are only fifty of them in the world."

No wonder Yan Xiaozhu kept calling her princess. This car was really expensive. Wu Ming was secretly dumbfounded. His idea of ​​a concept car was that it was ridiculously expensive, and even if you had the money, you might not be able to get such a car.

"What are you thinking about? Drive faster, we are almost late!"

"Nothing." Wu Ming shook his head and shifted gears to speed up.

Entering the company, Porsche attracted sideways glances. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang tried their best to restrain their vanity and pretend to be low-key. Unfortunately, their upward-looking nostrils had already betrayed them deeply...

Entering the front lobby of the building, you can see that the new employees have lined up and are waiting for instructions from the leader. The two of them looked at the time and saw that it was 8:57. They walked to the card machine at the front desk and swiped the employee's IC card.

!

No beep! Fake?

The lady at the front desk ate breakfast secretly and smiled at the two of them: "Your card is different from ours. You have to go to the 16th floor to swipe your card!"

When he glanced at the elevators, they were all closed. There was no time. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and immediately rushed to the stairs like lightning...

It only took two minutes to climb up to the sixteenth floor in one breath. After swiping their cards, they both breathed a sigh of relief and almost contributed 10% of their wages to the capitalists.

There were only eighteen new bodyguards. When they entered the conference room and stood in line, Wu Ming found that he was the shortest among the men. Of course, there were only six men, and the others were all powerful female heroes.

Soon, a group of leaders arrived. The leader was a middle-aged woman wearing black-rimmed glasses. The description of a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks best suited her. Her face was cold and she looked mean.

Could this woman be the legendary CEO Leng Bing? The interview that day was too dark. I just remember that the CEO was a woman with black-rimmed glasses. The old man praised her like a flower. Humph! Either her eyes were blurred with shit, or

The aesthetic sense is seriously distorted, and Wu Ming's mind is very active.

"Hello everyone! I am Chu Min, the manager of the Human Resources Department!"

I have wronged you for being old and will work as a cow or a horse in your next life. We will pull weeds to honor you!

After introducing several leaders, Manager Chu began to talk at length about the company's history and future plans. He spat for a full twenty minutes before handing over the speaking rights to other leaders with unfinished content.

After you sing, I will come on stage, and the leaders will take turns to squirt for more than an hour. The lesbian standing in the front row can be said to be drooling and her hair is very shiny.

Going in through the left ear and out through the right ear, Wu Ming filtered out a lot of information.

New bodyguards must undergo a six-month closed training. Only after passing the assessment can they enter a three-month probationary period. During the training period, the salary is only 3,000 yuan, and during the probation period it is increased to 6,000 yuan. After becoming a full-time employee, the salary is directly increased to 18,000 yuan.

The company has all insurances, including everything from birth to death, including food and accommodation.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were the exceptions. They entered the probation period directly and took one month of equipment classes, specifically learning various bodyguard equipment, such as surveillance and anti-theft equipment, as well as shooting and driving.

Their direct boss was a white man, Mark, the leader of Group D. He then distributed the training schedule to everyone. Wu Ming looked at it and found that it was all physical training and fighting classes in the morning, and only professional equipment classes were held in the afternoon.

They had already heard what Leng Zhenyue said!

After the disbandment, the new bodyguards were immediately put into training, while Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang stayed behind to accept the special tasks ordered by the team leader.

"I've been told by the superiors that you two don't need to train this morning..."

Cool!

"However, you will be responsible for cleaning the bathrooms in the building these mornings."

Depend on!

"We'd rather go to physical combat training."

"Yeah yeah."

Mark shrugged and said in blunt Chinese: "This was personally ordered by the president. Because of the holiday, the company's cleaning staff is short of manpower, so we have to send people to help."

"Why should we clean toilets? Doesn't this insult the image of our bodyguard department?" Wu Mingyi said righteously.

"There is no way, this is the president's personal order." Mark shook his head, indicating that there was no discussion.

Wu Ming murmured in a low voice: "This seems to be deliberately trying to put our little shoes on."

Thinking of something, Zhuge Dachang asked weakly: "Does our president drive a Maserati sports car?"

"Yes!"

The truth is revealed!

Wu Ming sighed and comforted himself by saying: "There is no distinction between high and low in labor!"

Zhuge Dachang immediately echoed: "It is equally glorious to clean the toilet!"

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The building has just been completed, and the surrounding swimming pool and basketball court have not yet been completed. The headquarters of Anle Company has just moved from the city. The workload is very heavy at this stage, so we work overtime even during the Golden Week holiday. Of course, overtime is voluntary.

Yes, three times the salary is necessary, but there are still most people who do not work overtime. For example, in the cleaning department, only a few aunts work...

After receiving the combat equipment, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang came to the 20th floor with murderous intent. All the offices of the three Anlele giants were on this floor.

Destroy them?

"Old man Leng doesn't seem to be here today?"

"It's because he's not here that we come to clean the toilet."

The two were walking and chatting. When they passed the CEO's office, Wu Ming waved the mop in his hand and said in a deep voice: "The evil female capitalist is inside. Do you want to go in and slap her on the butt?"

Zhuge Dachang coughed twice and gave him a wink...

There was an office desk outside the president's office, and a female assistant secretary with uncanny skills was glaring at Wu Ming coldly.

Thirty-six strategies, walking is the best strategy! Wu Mingqi slipped out and ran out...

It is clean and tidy, with a fragrant aroma. It has exquisite ceramic tiles, gorgeous crystal wall lamps, and the decoration is noble yet elegant. Of course, its essence is still a toilet, a women's toilet.

The two of them mopped the floor a few times, and Wu Ming smiled and slipped into the small room...

"What are you doing?"

Wu Ming took out the toilet paper, raised it, and said with a smile: "What will happen if you find that there is no paper after you have a bowel movement? I really hope that our president will be the first to come."

"High, really high!" Zhuge Dachang praised and quickly slipped into another room.

"Remember to leave three centimeters!" Wu Ming reminded quickly.

After doing the bad thing, the two of them just walked out of the toilet when they met the first lady who came. Unfortunately, she was not the CEO, but she was also a big shot, Manager Chu Min.

Wu Ming bowed slightly and asked in surprise: "Manager Chu, will you come to the toilet in person?"

Nonsense, if you don’t come in person, why can someone else do it for you? Chu Min’s face turned dark instantly, he snorted, and entered the bathroom with a roll of his sleeves...
Chapter completed!
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