The night is like an endless black stage, the starry sky is filled with twinkling lights on the stage. Sister Moon shyly hides behind the stage curtain, refusing to come out to meet the guests.

There was a "crash", followed by the loud barking of dogs and a faint exclamation from the villa...

Wu Ming opened his eyes, rushed to the balcony without hesitation and jumped down like a roc spreading its wings. With the faint light in the courtyard, he scanned the surroundings vigilantly. He didn't see anyone, but found the balcony on the first floor.

racks of underwear scattered on the floor.

Southeast and Northwest were still climbing and barking at a corner. Wu Ming touched his nose. Is anyone out? He was just about to check around, but at this moment, all the lights in the villa suddenly turned on.

"Wu Ming, Wu Ming, where are you?" Yan Ruyu screamed at the top of her lungs, her voice filled with tears, like a wailing baby bird.

"I'm outside!" Wu Ming shouted back and gave up checking. As soon as he returned to the villa, Yan Ruyu, who was holding the pot lid in her hand, was like a frightened little rabbit. She immediately threw herself into his arms and hugged him tightly.

neck……

Yan Ruyu, who was fearless, seemed to be really frightened. She cried softly and felt the warm nephrite in her arms trembling. Wu Ming showed a gentle look, patted her back and comforted her.

: "Don't be afraid, as long as I'm here, no one can hurt a hair on your head."

After a long time, Yan Ruyu stopped sobbing, sniffed, and asked in a low voice: "Is that perverted underwear thief here again?"

"What underwear thief?" Wu Ming asked, "Has he been here before?"

Yan Ruyu nodded in Wu Ming's arms and said, "When Uncle Xiang and Aunt Xiang were still there, that pervert came and stole it once."

Wu Ming exclaimed: "No? Your underwear is so cheap and someone stole it, it really blinded him."

"You bastard!" Yan Ruyu raised her little face and said angrily.

Wu Ming secretly admired that beauty is beauty, and thousands of styles give rise to thousands of beauties. The pretty face of pear blossoms in the rain is like a begonia after the rain. It looks so charming, and I felt pity for him. He stretched out his hand to wipe away the tears on Yan Ruyu's face,

He smiled and said: "Who told you to be beautiful, so that pervert would steal your underwear."

Growing up, she had heard many compliments, but only this man's compliments made her feel elated. Yan Ruyu felt sweet in her heart, her heartbeat accelerated involuntarily, and her pretty face soon became covered with red clouds.

"It's just that the breasts are a little small and I can't feel them when I hold them!" Wu Ming said in a shocking tone.

"What did you say? Where are my breasts so small?" Yan Ruyu immediately bared her teeth, pushed Wu Ming away angrily, lowered her head and glanced at her own breasts, and hummed: "This lady is the biggest among the A cups!"

"Behind you..."

"Ah!" Yan Ruyu screamed and threw herself back into Wu Ming's arms again.

"Nothing!" Wu Ming added with a smile.

Yan Ruyu quietly looked back and cursed angrily: "Bad guy, I told you to scare me and I'll beat you to death!" After saying that, he immediately started to embroider his fists and legs.

"Our Miss Yan was actually frightened by a little underwear thief!" Wu Ming revealed a hint of joking.

"Who... who said I was scared to death..." Yan Ruyu muttered, raising her chin arrogantly, and continued: "If I catch him, I will beat him until his teeth are all over the floor."

"Since we are not afraid, let's go out and check. Maybe he is still in the villa." Wu Ming smiled and pushed Yan Ruyu away and walked out...

"Wait for me..." Yan Ruyu quickly caught up with Wu Ming, hugging his arm with one hand and holding the pot lid with the other, looking timid.

Women may not be afraid of poisonous snakes, rats, or gangsters, but almost all women are afraid of perverts. Looking at the pot lid in Yan Ruyu's hand, Wu Ming laughed dumbly: "Since you have entered the kitchen, why don't you get a kitchen knife?"

? If not, why don’t you bring a soy sauce bottle to the headquarters? Why carry a pot lid? ”

"You have to take care of it!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her little nose and snorted. She was so scared that she wet her pants. She entered the kitchen in a panic, grabbed something in panic and ran away, without knowing what she was getting.

After a round of inspection, he found nothing. When he returned to the balcony on the first floor, Wu Ming picked up the underwear rack that had fallen to the ground. He unexpectedly found a piece of fishing line and a string of fish hooks. He shook his head and said with a smile: "This little thief looks at it."

Come in or not, fishing for underwear with a fishing rod is quite clever!"

"Should we call the police?"

"What should I report to the police?" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I lost a pair of underwear. With such a small case value, will they accept the case?"

Yan Ruyu pouted and said, "A set of underwear for me costs at least four thousand yuan, should I know how to check?"

Wu Ming was so embarrassed that he almost forgot that this woman's pants were inlaid with gold.

Yan Ruyu muttered: "Tell me, what are those perverts doing stealing girls' underwear?"

Wu Ming grinned and said, "What do you think we can do?"

Thinking of something, Yan Ruyu's face turned pale with anger and said: "That damn bastard, I curse him to die a good death."

"Don't worry! You didn't lose your underwear."

"how do you know?"

Wu Ming said angrily: "I wash all your underwear, why would I not know if you are missing one?" As he said that, he saw that the clothes hanger where his underwear was originally cold was empty, and a bad feeling came to his mind.

I had a premonition and quickly looked around...

"What are you looking for?"

"Damn! You didn't lose your underwear, I'm missing my underwear."

"Pfft..." Yan Ruyu couldn't help laughing. The more she thought about it, the funnier she felt. She held her stomach and laughed until she couldn't stand up straight. "Haha... it's so funny!"

When he thought that his underwear might be being taken by someone... Wu Ming immediately got goosebumps all over his body, and when he walked back to the room, his face smelled like shit.

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Wu Ming returned to the room. Just after a while, Yan Ruyu entered his room awkwardly holding the beautiful sheep doll. She looked very nervous, with a slight sweat on the tip of her nose. She put her hands in the wrong place for a while.

She brushed her hair and fiddled with her clothes for a while, like a submissive little girl.

"Don't you dare sleep alone?" Wu Ming chuckled and thought to himself: This underwear thief came at the right time, and happiness came so quickly.

Yan Ruyu showed a strange smile, showed a pair of shining scissors, and said with a smile: "If you dare to touch me, then we will be sisters!"

Wu Ming's face changed drastically and he said in a trembling voice: "No?"

Yan Ruyu jumped onto Wu Ming's big bed with the doll in her arms and hummed: "I'll sleep on the bed, you sleep on the floor!"

"Why? The bed is mine!"

"The house is mine!"

In the end, Wu Ming compromised and asked Jun what he was most sad about. Taking cucumbers to a brothel was really a man's greatest sorrow.

Yan Ruyu slept uneasily, always talking in her sleep. Wu Ming opened his eyes, stood up and shook his head, tiptoed to her side, gently stroked her long hair, and whispered softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

…”

Yan Ruyu suddenly opened her eyes and saw the tenderness in Wu Ming's eyes. After looking at it carefully for a while, she whispered: "Can you hold me to sleep without doing anything bad?"

"It's a bit difficult!" Wu Ming smiled bitterly, looked at the praying look in Yan Ruyu's eyes, and sighed: "Okay! I'll practice my concentration."

Wu Ming went to bed and held Yan Ruyu in his arms, patted her back gently and said warmly: "Sleep!"

Soon, Yan Ruyu fell asleep with a sweet smile, but Wu Ming was not sleepy at all. It was indeed a kind of torture to hold a beautiful witch like a flower but not be able to do anything, and Miss Yan regarded him as a doll.

, hugged each other without leaving any space, it was really a lot of suffering.

Wu Ming secretly pinched Yan Ruyu's plump buttocks and said to himself: "Knowing that you were frightened tonight, let's act like Wu Song and not take advantage of others. If we do this again next time, we will definitely kill you!"

It was getting bright before he knew it, and his second brother, who had been strong all night, seemed to be sluggish. Wu Ming yawned and looked at his watch. It was only seven o'clock. He gently picked up Yan Ruyu's phone and flipped through it.

phone book, and then called Feng Wushuang...

"Call me early in the morning. Are you itchy?" Feng Wushuang's voice was tired.

"It's me!" Wu Ming said softly.

"Wu Ming?" Feng Wushuang regained consciousness and said, "Why did you call me with Xiaoyan's phone number?"

"To make a long story short, there was an underwear thief at our house last night, and Yan Xiaozhu was frightened!"

"what happened?"

"Come over and ask her yourself. I'm getting ready to go to work. Come over and accompany her..." Wu Ming showed a smile and said, "By the way, remember to buy breakfast!"

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Feng Wushuang arrived very quickly. Wu Ming finished breakfast and Yan Ruyu was still sleeping. He explained a few words and then drove out.

Wu Ming was so kind-hearted that he took the initiative to pick Zhuge Dachang up for work. Zhuge Dachang was flattered and thought the sun was rising from the west. Then, they entered a gas station.

Damn it! It turns out he came to pick me up because he didn’t have money to refuel, Zhuge Dachang cursed secretly.

After arriving at the company and parking the car, the two walked slowly towards the building...

"Sangui! Why are you so depressed so early in the morning? Did you become a thief last night?"

Wu Ming yawned and said, "Forget it. I slept with Yan Ruyu in my arms last night. My waist and back ached. I didn't sleep well all night."

Zhuge Dachang grabbed Wu Ming's lapel and shouted: "Asshole, are you showing off to me?"

"What am I showing off for?"

"You hugged Yan Ruyu and slept all night. You are so crazy!"

"What's so crazy about this?"

Zhuge Dachang sighed and said: "No wonder you are so sluggish and your legs are weak?" He showed a look of jealousy and contempt, and then said: "Young man, you must be more restrained. You must know that there are only cows that are exhausted, not cows that are exhausted."

Bad plowed ground!"

"Damn!" Wu Ming finally understood what Zhuge Dachang was talking about, and said with a wry smile: "When I talk about sleeping, I close my eyes, stretch my legs, purely static activities, not the dynamic activities you think!"

Zhuge Dachang was stunned for a moment, and then he snickered and said, "Are you already dying?"

"Your sister!" Wu Ming snorted coldly, touched his nose and said, "If we become a prostitute in the future, please don't forget that we were innocent once!"

"Sangui! There are three types of unfilial piety. The worst is not having an heir. If you are sick, you should seek medical treatment quickly. Don't delay, lest you regret it later!" Zhuge Dachang said with sincerity.

"Go away..." Wu Ming smiled and kicked...

Zhuge Dachang dodged easily and said with a smile: "By the way, was there a story last night? Tell me about it!"
Chapter completed!