It is said that three young men went to hell after death, and the Lord of Hell punished them to eat excrement.

Ordinary young people: Ugh...

Literary and artistic youth: Only by enduring hardship can one become a master!

Erbi young man: Please don’t add chopped green onion, thank you!

Wu Ming made up one of the most popular jokes nowadays. This is his labor experience. His superb acting skills made everyone laugh. Even the middle-aged soldier who looked rigid and serious couldn't help but laugh. He was still indifferent, don't make a joke.

, Liu Mei didn’t even move her eyebrows. When the iceberg was still melting, she was just a stubborn rock, invulnerable to all poisons.

Neither cold nor hot, indifferent, neither painful nor itchy, neither impatient nor impatient, and always looking like someone who is thousands of miles away, Wu Ming clings to Leng Bingbing's side shamelessly, saying some vulgar words without shame.

Joke, even if the beautiful woman dismisses it, he still enjoys it.

What Wu Ming cares about is not the result, he just enjoys the process of picking up girls.

One afternoon, apart from practicing a round of rapid fire with live ammunition, the rest of the time was spent on theory. Finally, the teacher asked them to go back and practice more when they had time, and play shooting games and so on.

After class, Leng Bingbing turned around and left. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were surrounded by everyone, and their admiration surged in like a torrential river. Soon, Wu Ming had a nickname that resounded throughout the sky, "The Prince of Second Shots"! Zhuge Dachang was no different.

If you let me, you will be nicknamed 'Quick Gunner'!

As a friend of women, it is their duty to save beautiful women in the world. Such a nickname makes people feel so embarrassed that Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang almost burst into tears on the spot.

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When Wu Ming returned home, Yan Ruyu was lying on the sofa watching TV, with her two beautiful legs folded together and her little feet swaying.

"Oppa!" Yan Ruyu called out delicately.

"Is your brain burned out?" Wu Ming looked frightened. He walked up to Yan Ruyu in a few steps and reached out to touch her forehead...

"Go away..." Yan Ruyu slapped Wu Ming's hand away and hummed: "Your brain is burned out!"

"Then what's your intention when you scream so disgustingly?" Wu Ming looked cautious.

"Here..." Yan Ruyu handed over a wallet and said, "Return the wallet to you!"

Hey! A tiger actually spits out the meat it eats in its mouth? Wu Ming took the wallet and opened it. There was not even a dime in it. He smiled bitterly and shook his head. He borrowed pearls and returned shells. Sure enough, there was Miss Yan.

style!

"Have you eaten?" Wu Ming asked casually as he walked upstairs.

"Yes!" Yan Ruyu nodded and said, "There are snacks I bought in the refrigerator. If you want to eat, you can take it yourself."

The plain conversation was like that of a newly married couple, exuding warmth. Wu Ming went up to the second floor and called out again: "Yan Ruyu!"

"what?"

"Come up here and rub my back!"

Yan Ruyu looked up at Wu Ming, wrinkled her nose and said, "Go to hell!"

Wu Ming smiled and said: "Come up and help me with the ball and the boat's live line!"

"What ball?"

"I don't know..." Wu Ming scratched his head and said, "That's what Brother Zhu said. He asked me to add him as a friend and play boat racing together at night!"

"Is it QQ or CrossFire?" Yan Ruyu showed a hint of disdain and said, "You idiot, you can't even download anything!"

"Hurry up!"

"Know it!"

Wu Ming was taking a shower. Yan Ruyu entered his room and turned on the computer. After looking around, she nodded secretly. This man is quite diligent! The room was neatly arranged and the quilt was folded neatly. Then she thought of her chicken.

Nest, I feel ashamed!

As soon as the computer entered the desktop, Yan Ruyu's face immediately turned red. On the desktop was a woman, a beautiful woman, a beautiful woman without clothes, a beautiful woman without clothes but with no vital parts exposed.

delete!

A pig head cover appeared on the computer. Yan Ruyu showed a proud expression and started typing on the keyboard. She quickly installed QQ and applied for a new QQ to Wu Ming. Then she started downloading the game CrossFire.

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Wu Ming walked out in a bathrobe after taking a shower, picked out his ears, looked at Yan Ruyu, who was sitting cross-legged on the computer chair, and asked, "Are you ready?"

"Okay, log in to QQ. I'll apply for an account for you. CrossFire is relatively big and it will take a while before you can play..." Yan Ruyu took her eyes away from the computer, glanced at Wu Ming, and then said, "That's right.

, why did you think of playing this game?”

Wu Ming shrugged and said: "Today we will learn shooting in the equipment class, and the teacher asked us to come back and play shooting games to practice."

"By the way, do you know how to use QQ?"

"Won't!"

"I've known for a long time that you don't know how to..." Yan Ruyu waved to Wu Ming and said, "I'll teach you!"

After studying for a while, Wu Ming learned simple basic operations. He gained two more friends on QQ, one is "Beautiful Sheep" and the other is "Velociraptor". His Q name is "Big**" and his avatar is Big Big Wolf.

"Yan Ruyu, what's going on with my name?" Wu Ming shouted, veins bulging on his face.

Yan Ruyu stuck out her tongue, made a childish face, and slipped out of the room with a smile...

Didi didi, the dinosaur avatar on QQ flashed, and Wu Ming quickly clicked on the message...

"Sangui?"

Wu Ming quickly replied: "Yes!"

"Your avatar and online name are really domineering, and you look like a tiger or a wolf." A grinning face with bared teeth.

Before Wu Ming could reply, Zhuge Dachang had already sent a voice connection. He took out the headset and put it on. Wu Ming clicked to accept.

"How is your game?" Zhuge Dachang's rich voice came from the earphones.

"It's almost ready!" Wu Ming replied casually, took a look at the download progress and changed his words: "It's downloaded, I'll install it."

After installing the game in a few minutes, Wu Ming entered the game under the guidance of Zhuge Dachang, and then the two of them entered the melee map called "Energy Ship". There were very few people in the room, only five people, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang.

Everyone is a bandit, and he is the only bandit.

Wu Ming studied for a while before reaching the point where he could walk without hitting the wall. Zhuge Dachang, known as the master, jumped out first in high spirits...

"Bang!" Zhuge Dachang lay on the ground gorgeously and was shot in the head with a sniper shot.

Wu Ming joked: "Brother Zhu! He is indeed a master!"

"Ahem! You're careless!" Zhuge Dachang sneered, and then shouted: "What are you doing hiding in the base, kid? Come out quickly, I can only resurrect you if you die."

Wu Ming sneaked out with a gun. As an excellent gamer, the 3D screen made him dizzy. Then, he was cut to death with a knife in extreme shame...

The two were resurrected again, and Zhuge Dachang's game character suddenly performed a transformation, and instantly floated far away from Wu Ming's eyes...

"Wow! Brother Zhu's footwork is so elegant! Teach me, teach me!" Wu Ming looked excited.

"Uh...I'm just stuck!"

"Why is it stuck?"

"I'm downloading 3D meat bun dumplings!"

"Damn!" Wu Ming hurriedly scorned loudly, coughed twice, and said: "Please remember to pass it to me next time!"

For a better game, Zhuge Dachang reluctantly turned off the downloader, but he still died in various ways, lying on the ground in various ways, as ugly as possible. Wu Ming also lay down one after another, and the two enemy kill records were

Shameful zero.

Wu Ming finally noticed a clue and said: "Brother Zhu! Apart from the fact that you walk more handsomely than me, I don't see anything about you being a master!"

Zhuge Dachang smiled awkwardly and said: "This is also my second time playing this game."

After playing for more than twenty minutes, the two of them were tortured to pieces. They had no shame to continue and decisively quit the game!

"This game is so fucking cheating!"

"Yes, I think so too!"
Chapter completed!