From nine to five, this is Wu Ming’s commuting time. Leaving early will have the same serious consequences as being late. If you are late in the morning and leave early in the evening, you will be punished for several crimes, and your monthly salary will be one-fifth longer.

Fly away with wings, just like the lost youth, gone forever.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang found a cheap godfather. They were so excited that they forgot to punch in their work cards. The team leader Mark wrote down a note on their attendance sheet for being late. They thought it was a lesson learned, but the two of them were not in the mood.

No matter who is affected by it, no matter who has an extra 100,000 yuan check in his pocket, he will always be in a bad mood.

Before getting off work, Wu Ming received a call from Yan Ruyu. She threatened to prepare a table of delicious food with Feng Wushuang and asked him to buy wine. At the same time, he called Zhuge Dachang and they all ate and drank together.

October is autumn, and the falling dead leaves are swaying in the bleak wind. This is a dry season, but the two men feel that they have entered spring. They can already smell the peach blossoms blooming in spring.

Anyone who doesn’t fall in love with Golden Lotus is not a hero. Tonight will be a night worth looking forward to. Wu Ming’s heart began to have layers of waves, rippling...

He was drowsy all day, and when he got off work at five o'clock, Wu Ming punched in and swept away the situation, like a tiger leaving the gate. He and Zhuge Dachang, in the astonished eyes of their colleagues, rushed towards the parking lot like bullets fired from the barrel of a gun.

The electric field shot away at a shocking speed...

The speeding red Porsche was like a burning comet, leaving a fiery red dazzling shadow on the road, reflecting the setting sun on the horizon.

Entering the city, Zhuge Dachang, who was driving, slowed down. When he saw a Huazhong Bank, he drove over...

"Why do you come to the bank?"

Zhuge Dachang turned off the fire and said cautiously: "Of course we should change the check that Old Man Leng gave us into banknotes, so as to avoid a long night and many dreams."

Wu Ming laughed and said: "Old man Leng is a rich man after all. He won't blackmail us..." As he said that, he looked at his watch and continued: "It's already five-twenty now, and the banks are all closed.

Already?"

Zhuge Dachang got out of the car and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up, the bank will be closed late on holidays, let's withdraw the money first."

Wu Ming shook his head, got out of the car and entered the bank with Zhuge Dachang. When he entered the bank, he found that there were quite a lot of people. After waiting in line for more than ten minutes, it was their turn. It was quite cumbersome to withdraw money by check. You also had to use your ID card. Two

The person just turned around after taking the money...

"Bang..." There was a deafening gunshot.

Two men armed with homemade shotguns rushed into the bank and covered their heads with stockings. One of the men shouted ferociously: "Don't move! If you rob the bank, everyone will squat down with their heads in my hands."

The incident happened suddenly, and everyone in the lobby and the bank staff were stunned. Immediately afterwards, someone screamed and ran out of another door. The highlight was the gentle man with glasses standing in front of Wu Ming. He calmly adjusted his glasses, and then

Decisively fainted and fell to the ground...

The most amazing thing is that after he 'fainted' and fell to the ground, he felt uncomfortable and changed his position again. The corners of Wu Ming's mouth twitched twice. What a poor acting!

Seeing that some people were not cooperating, the gangster yelled hysterically: "Get the fuck down, anyone who dares to move again will be killed!" After saying that, he fired a shot into the sky.

"Bang..." A lot of lime was scattered on the ceiling, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang took action at this moment...

Zhuge Dachang punched one of the gangsters directly in the face, while Wu Ming punched the other gangster in the lower abdomen...

From the time the brain issues instructions to the execution of actions, the reaction time of a normal person is about 0.15 seconds. As long as the speed of punching can exceed this time, a normal person will not be able to react at all.

Before the two gangsters could react, the gangster who was punched directly fell to the ground, his nose was crooked, and he fainted with bleeding from his mouth and nose. The other gangster fell to the ground and convulsed, coughing violently and vomiting...

…

Beautiful women can conquer men by wearing stockings, and men can conquer banks by wearing stockings. It may not be the first time for these two gangsters to rob a bank, but it should be the last time.

"With your intelligence, you could rob your sister's bank!"

"Waste my time!"

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang spat in contempt, walked out of the bank gate, and walked away...

"Gun, get their guns quickly..."

"Security, security, tie them up quickly..."

"Have you called the police?"

"Two heroes, wait..."

The bank is in chaos again...

Zhuge Dachang drove to the entrance of a supermarket. Listening to the whistling sirens, he looked at Wu Ming, showed a smile, and asked: "The two boys just now had guns in their hands, weren't you afraid?"

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "They are crude homemade shotguns. It takes a long time to fire the first shot before firing the second shot. Those two idiots fired twice as soon as they came."

"Haha, those two idiots robbed a bank, but they were more like robbing a hut!" The two walked into the supermarket with a smile...

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Yan Ruyu’s so-called delicacies include braised fish, half-cooked and half-cooked, sweet and sour pork ribs that are salty, and several plates of unknown black dishes. Except for those ready-made dishes bought in the supermarket, everything else that has been cooked in a pot is

Dangerous food.

After dinner, disaster struck for Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang.

"Why don't you eat these fish and ribs? It's rare for me to cook this time, how dare you not show me your face?" Feng Wushuang adjusted her glasses, her eyes flashing coldly.

I originally thought that Yan Ruyu's cooking skills were bad enough, but I didn't expect that Feng Wushuang was even better. Almost all the food she cooked was half-cooked. If she ate it, the consequences would be disastrous. Wu Ming scoffed very bachelorly: "Anyway, I won't eat it!

"

"Then you eat!" Feng Wushuang picked up a whole fish and put it on Zhuge Dachang's plate.

Zhuge Dachang picked up the fish and put it into his mouth with tears in his eyes. His face suddenly turned ugly. It seemed that even the fish's internal organs were not removed. It was bitter and fishy...

"How does it taste?" Feng Wushuang looked expectantly.

"Alright, alright!" Zhuge Dachang said without conscience.

"Then you eat more..." Feng Wushuang raised the corners of her mouth and brought a plate of ribs in front of him!

These days, if you want to pick up a girl, you have to risk your life. Zhuge Dachang burst into tears from the bottom of his heart.

"Then you should also try the scrambled eggs with tomatoes I made!" Yan Ruyu excitedly recommended her specialty dish!

"Ahem...I can eat the food cooked by Miss Feng, but I can't eat too much!" Zhuge Dachang declined implicitly.

"Xiaoyan just cooked two plates of dark eggs, and I made the rest..."

Looking at the dishes on the table, only two or three of them looked edible. Zhuge Dachang's heart felt like it was in an ice cellar. He was destined to die tonight!

"Xiao Mingzi, come and try my scrambled eggs!"

"roll……"

A hint of moisture immediately appeared in Yan Ruyu's eyes, she raised her two small hands covered with band-aids, and said pitifully: "Look at her hands, they were injured while cutting vegetables..."

What a clumsy trick, but looking at Yan Ruyu's scarred little hands, Wu Ming's heart softened. He picked up a ball of black stuff and ate it. His face turned pale and he said calmly: "I can finish it, but the medicine

You will be reimbursed!"

After eating, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were sweating profusely!

The four of them started playing cards and drinking. In order to make it easier to shuffle and pick up the cards, Yan Ruyu tore off the band-aid on her hand, leaving her delicate hand intact...

Damn! Wu Ming’s eyes flashed fiercely!

"Why are you staring at people?"

"I want to blow your ass!"

After drinking the last drop of wine, the two beauties seemed drunk, their faces flushed. When they walked back to the room, their steps were already staggering, but Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were not drunk at all!
Chapter completed!