Chapter 24: Soft Leg Shrimp
The light swallowed up the darkness, and the sky became so bright.
Wu Ming opened the door and dragged his weak body out of the room. The door to the guest room on the second floor opened, and Zhuge Dachang looked even softer with dark circles under his eyes!
"Brother Zhu, how many times did you do last night? Are your legs weak?" Wu Ming joked.
"Eight times! So soft!"
"As expected of Brother Pig, my legs feel weak after only five times!"
The two began to share their experiences with diarrhea. They fought hard all night with indomitable perseverance. After taking a dose of good medicine, they finally achieved a staged victory, and their restless large intestines calmed down.
Beautiful dreams are always ruthlessly shattered in reality. To be precise, they are strangled in the cradle before they even begin. No one will be interested in stealing jade and beauty after one night, and all their anger will disappear.
Well, a wonderful night was spent with diarrhea!
Wu Ming walked into Yan Ruyu's boudoir, and the beauty was still sleeping.
She likes to sleep with a doll because she longs for someone to be with her. This is a sign of lack of security. She is afraid of being alone, but she is always alone.
Her parents separated, and Yan Ruyu followed her mother to the United States since she was a child. She is a girl who grew up in a foreign country. Although she has a mature appearance, she is actually more like a child who has not grown up.
When drinking water last night, Wu Ming met Feng Wushuang, who was looking for water after waking up, and then the two talked about Yan Ruyu.
Having said that, this woman is really naughty enough. She actually used conspiracy to trick herself into eating two plates of burnt eggs. Looking at Yan Ruyu's plump buttocks, Wu Ming showed an evil smile, clasped his hands together, and stretched out his index finger.
Middle finger...
With piety, the boy worshiped Guanyin!
In the end, Wu Ming couldn't bear to do it. It was too cruel, so he raised his foot and kicked Yan Ruyu awake.
"Damn bastard, what are you doing?"
"I put the money in the cabinet on the computer desk. If I don't have money to eat, I can take it myself..." Wu Ming finished speaking and walked out of the door. After thinking about it, he turned back and continued: "Also, don't eat what you cook, it will kill someone!"
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I don’t eat it, but I will cook it for you! Yan Ruyu showed a hint of pride, and then she chuckled.
At eight o'clock in the morning, the sleeping metropolis has completely woken up. Office workers in a hurry can be seen everywhere. In a breakfast shop, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are drinking porridge listlessly, with a look of depression on their faces.
The ringtone that inspired the man's heart rang. Wu Ming glanced at the mobile phone placed on the dining table. It showed an unfamiliar number. With a hint of doubt, he picked up the mobile phone and pressed the call button, and said lazily: "Hey! Who is it?
?”
"It's me!" A confident voice said.
"Oh..." Wu Ming drew a long tail tone and asked: "Who are you?"
"Fuck, I'm your father!"
Wu Mingli was stunned for a moment and asked hesitantly: "Old man Leng? Why do you have my phone number?"
"You and Dachang don't have to go to work today. I called to ask for leave for you. Please contact Dachang and accompany me to a place later." Leng Zhenyue couldn't hide his excitement in his tone.
"Where to go?"
“Do you know where Taoyuan Resort is?”
"I have a satellite navigation in my car. If you tell me the direction, I can find it. What's going on?"
“Let’s talk about it when we meet!”
After making an appointment at the meeting place, Wu Ming hung up the phone. Zhuge Dachang yawned and asked: "Whose phone number is it?"
"Old man Leng, he asked for leave for us and invited us to the resort."
After breakfast, the two drove to the resort located on the seaside of Zhonghai City...
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At 9:30 in the morning, the gate of Anle Security Company was bustling with people. It was as lively as a vegetable market. The security guards blocked a large number of interview vehicles outside the company gate and prevented them from entering. A large number of reporters armed with "long guns and short cannons" blocked the company gate.
The water was blocked, and a police car that followed immediately became the target of reporters...
In the president's office on the 20th floor, Leng Bingbing looked at Chu Min who entered the door, frowned and asked: "What happened? Why are there so many reporters?"
"Yesterday there was a robbery at Huazhong Bank on Baozhu Road, Zhonghai City. Two gunmen were subdued. The person who subdued the gangsters was the bodyguard of our company!" Chu Min's expression was a bit complicated.
"It's our bodyguard? Who is so capable?" Leng Bingbing was slightly surprised.
"A bald man and a tall, muscular man. It is said that they knocked down two armed robbers with their bare hands, and then drove away in a Porsche concept car. Who do you think they could be?" Chu Min said angrily.
"Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang?" Leng Bingbing blurted out, and then said: "Tell them to come see me."
"They don't go to work today..." Chu Min sighed: "Your old man asked for leave for them, saying that he would take them to special training."
At this moment, the door of the president's office opened, and General Manager Li Tianheng walked up in high spirits, smiling: "Chairman He of China Overseas Huazhong Bank is here with a banner, Xiaobing, please go out and pick him up, and the Municipal Bureau
Captain Ma of the Criminal Police Team wants to meet our hero."
"They didn't go to work today."
"Not at work?" Li Tianheng was stunned for a moment and said anxiously: "Then call them quickly. This is a great opportunity for us to take the opportunity to publicize."
"No need..." Leng Bingbing quickly rejected it. After pondering for a while, he raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Let them remain mysterious! Each of our bodyguards are high-quality elites who will step forward when they see difficulties."
Li Tianheng thought about it for a while, nodded and smiled, and said: "I understand, it is better to keep a secret to improve the image of our company with its heroic deeds in publicity, which will invisibly improve the image of our entire bodyguard team, which can bring more
Lots of potential customers.”
"You two profit-seeking profiteers..." Chu Min glared at the two of them and said with a smile, "Then how do you deal with reporters from newspapers and TV stations?"
Leng Bingbing thought for a while and said: "Convene a press conference immediately and ask Chairman He to explain it to us. By the way, let Instructor Russell use his professional knowledge to explain to the reporters that our bodyguards do not deal with gangsters blindly.
, they will take action only if they do not hurt others."
Chu Min nodded and said: "This is very important, otherwise there will be media bombardment that we ignore the lives of others. This must be explained clearly. Our bodyguards would rather sacrifice themselves than harm others."
Li Tianheng laughed and said: "The lives of the people are above all else. Under this premise, our bodyguards will fight against criminals regardless of their own safety and act bravely when they see justice. Is this press release good for me?"
"Okay, let's get ready and hold a press conference later."
After discussing countermeasures, the three Anlele giants began to go their own way.
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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang had long forgotten about our night to clean up the robbers, and did not know that their righteous deed had caused an uproar. At this time, they were following Leng Zhenyue on the bluestone path of Taoyuan Resort.
Taoyuan Resort is famous for its peach trees. The peach trees here bloom only once every 5,000 years. It is impossible for the peach trees to bear fruit every 5,000 years. It’s just that there are more peach trees planted. And occasionally, they will bloom in autumn, which is amazing.
At the same time, we lament that global climate change is too serious!
A resort, as the name suggests, is a place for leisure, entertainment and vacation. What makes this Taoyuan resort different from other resorts is that if you are not careful during your leisure vacation here, you will break your muscles and bones. The facilities here include horse riding stables, martial arts gyms, fitness centers, and of course
Hot springs and saunas, etc.
Leng Zhenyue walked in front with his hands behind his back, while Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked behind like two sick cats, looking weak and weak.
"What's going on with you two? You've been looking sick ever since I saw you just now."
Wu Ming sighed: "Beautiful women are really powerful. They have at least a hundred ways to make men lose their fighting power. I finally learned the most disgusting one among them."
Zhuge Dachang nodded and said: "My legs are completely weak. Now whenever I see toilet paper, I want to go to the toilet."
Leng Zhenyue paused when he heard the words, stopped and turned around, glaring angrily: "The word sex means a knife. You two must always remember this sentence, beauty is poison, killing without blood."
"By the way, what are we doing here?" Wu Ming changed the subject.
“Have tea with an old friend!”
"Drinking tea?" Zhuge Dachang smiled and said, "Why do I look like I'm looking for trouble?"
The three of them walked along the bluestone path and soon came to an elegant ancient courtyard. There was a wooden plaque hanging on the green bamboo arch. Why did the words "Jingchaju" look so familiar?
Entering the courtyard, you can see clusters of green bamboo everywhere. Next to an ancient well, there is a stone table with a teapot and chess set. An old man with gray hair is drinking tea and humming a tune, looking like he is enjoying himself.
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"Brother Qiwu!" Leng Zhenyue greeted with a smile.
The gray-haired old man was Feng Qiwu, the president of the Zhonghai Wushu Association. He looked at Wu Ming and the others, showed a smile, and said: "It turns out to be brother Zhenyue. Come, come, play chess with me. After playing chess, we can
say."
"good!"
The two old men played chess in a unique way, blowing their beards and staring, shouting and killing, just like they were on the battlefield...
"Damn it, you dared to steal my car, but luckily I ate two of your pawns and made a profit!"
"Damn! One mistake actually caused two of our army's cannons to die under the chaos of the horse. It's a pity that none of the cannons were fired."
After watching it for a while, Wu Ming finally understood. These two old men were both stinky chess pieces. There was no piece in the middle of the chessboard. The generals looked at each other from a distance. Winning or losing was determined by just a thought. No one noticed, including the one standing next to him.
Zhuge Dachang serves as the dog-headed military advisor.
Wu Ming coughed twice and said: "There is no chess in the middle, the general can fly!"
It happened to be Feng Qiwu's turn to play chess. He was overjoyed when he heard this. He quickly flew to the general and said: "Haha, I won, admit it!"
Leng Zhenyue yelled: "Asshole! Why are you turning your elbows outward?"
"Okay, Brother Zhenyue, let's talk about business..." Feng Qiwu said with a cheerful smile, "Have you brought the tea?"
Leng Zhenyue showed a hint of pride, took out a small iron box from his wide sleeves, and said: "The best Tieguanyin King, three to two hundred and twenty thousand, I bet your cake is the best Pu'er."
"Gambling fraud..." Feng Qiwu shouted.
"Rotten ass..." Leng Zhenyue said coldly.
"Okay, haha..." Feng Qiwu stood up, waved his hand, and said: "Take your disciples and follow me. My Tianming is in the gym."
Wu Ming tugged on Leng Zhenyue's sleeve and asked quietly: "Aren't we here for tea today?"
"Yes! If you defeat his son, you can drink his Pu'er..." Leng Zhenyue laughed, then his expression darkened, and continued: "If you lose, you can drink the Guanyin King I brought. I have already lost thirty
It’s been seven times, you have to be more upbeat.”
Did you think there was any deep hatred? It turned out to be just fighting spirit. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
The group of people followed Feng Qiwu to the Bodybuilding and Fitness Center. When they entered the gym, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang immediately came to life. There were many young girls and young wives, all wearing tight bodybuilding shorts, twisting and swaying to the beat of the music...
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"Everyone take a rest first!" A girly voice said.
Feng Tianming, the legendary evil master, has pigtails, red lips, white teeth, and a strong smell of powder. The bulge is of course not his temples, but his crotch wearing tight hot pants.
Vomit! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang couldn't help but retching.
Feng Qiwu led his son to Wu Ming and others, and said with a smile: "Come, let me introduce to you, this is my son Feng Tianming."
"Wu Ming!"
"Zhuge Dachang!"
Neither of them looked at Feng Tianming, but their stern eyes were staring at the women around them.
"The Lun family still has classes, which one of you should come first?"
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang shuddered...
Wu Ming coughed twice and said calmly: "For the sake of fairness, we use rock, paper, scissors!"
How is this fucking fair? Zhuge Dachang rolled his eyes and sighed: "Okay! I'll do it!"
Leaving a large space for the two of them, Wu Ming immediately approached a young woman with an proud figure and dug into the corner openly...
"The Lun family is here..." Feng Tianming Niang roared, rushed towards Zhuge Zaichang in a few steps, suddenly jumped up high, and performed an unusually fancy volley, turning sideways and slashing her feet at 180 degrees...
Zhuge Dachang had just grabbed Feng Tianming's stone foot, but before he could hold on, Feng Tianming's bowed left leg had already kicked him in the abdomen like lightning...
At the same time as Feng Tianming landed, Zhuge Dachang had already rolled out more than ten meters away. He was indeed a monster. Wu Ming was speechless.
"Vulnerable!" Feng Tianming snorted.
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhuge Dachang jumped up like a carp and shouted: "Damn it, where is the toilet?" After saying that, he rushed out with a roar...
Feng Tianming was shocked, and Feng Qiwu also showed a serious expression. He looked at Leng Zhenyue and said, "You are fine after being kicked by Tianming. Where did you find this monster?"
"If he wasn't sick, do you think Tianming could kick him away so easily?" Leng Zhenyue snorted. As he spoke, he walked quickly to Wu Ming and said urgently: "It's up to you now."
Wu Ming showed a solemn expression...
"You can't do it either?"
"No, when I saw Brother Pig going to the toilet, I felt like I had a bowel movement..." Wu Ming held his stomach and smiled bitterly, then glared at Feng Tianming and yelled: "Little J, I'll come back to deal with you after Brother Zhu poops!"
After saying harsh words, Wu Ming rushed out, and a group of young ladies and young wives giggled...
"What are they?"
Chapter completed!