Chapter 47: Self-inflicted Evil
When the old man secretly gave the bonus to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, a group of bruised and bruised martial arts people protested, but Moxigu only said: Anyone who doesn't agree can challenge them one-on-one.
They are no longer opponents in a group fight, but only shit in a one-on-one fight! Everyone is silent, but her face is like that of a widow whose husband has been dead for decades, and her resentment is so chilling.
In order to appease the public's anger, let's continue the competition! Anyone who doesn't want to die can take part, and the one who surrenders will lose!
We must never bow to evil forces. In the end, two young people bravely stood up. Feng Tianming challenged Zhuge Dachang, and the short-haired woman Long Jinling challenged Wu Ming.
The first ones to appear were Zhuge Dachang and Feng Tianming. As soon as they came up, they stared at each other affectionately, but neither of them dared to make the first move.
The two of them were planning a big move from the beginning, because they both wanted to fight quickly and decide the outcome with one blow, so there were many factors to consider...
First of all, you must consider what kind of movements are more handsome and stylish, and secondly, what kind of expressions are cooler, because this is directly related to the screams and cheers of the audience, which is definitely very important, and is related to your future reputation.
For example, if you knock your opponent away with your butt, even if you win, you may end up with a title like "Iron Butcher", which is really detrimental to your wisdom.
Moved……
Feng Tianming rushed towards Zhuge Dachang, who was waiting for him. After getting close, he opened his arms and jumped up, like a roc spreading its wings. Then he twisted his body in the air and performed an unparalleled downward split, perfectly combining the momentum with the force of the fall.
, concentrate all the strength of the whole body on the legs and explode it. This is the most sharp move of the Feng family, 'Feng Wu Nine Heavens'.
This move evolved from the volleying leg swing in Tan's leg. It is very powerful, but it is not practical for actual combat because it is difficult to defend when people are in the air and there are many flaws.
If they don't hide, they may have to break a few bones even if they don't die!
Zhuge Dachang gives people the impression that he would rather bend than bend. He always likes to use his tyrannical body to withstand the opponent's attacks. What he does is to injure the enemy a thousand times and damage himself eight hundred.
But this time, Zhuge Dachang easily dodged Feng Tianming's attack, grabbed Feng Tianming's clothes and waistband and threw him out...
Feng Tianming fell heavily to the ground and fell backwards. Zhuge Dachang made a victory gesture and said with a smile: "I won!"
Gulu got up from the ground, and Feng Tianming immediately yelled: "Damn! You are cheating, why don't you dare to confront me head-on?"
"It's so despicable."
"Yes! It's so shameless."
"Coward."
There was a sound of crusade, some were contemptuous, some were ridiculing, some were shouting...
Zhuge Dachang sneered: "Why can't I dodge?"
Yes! Why can't he dodge? No one stipulates that he can't dodge!
Everyone's thinking has just not turned around. They are used to seeing a person always wiping his butt with his hands. One day he suddenly wipes it with paper, which will make people feel uncomfortable and think he is not doing it right. But look back.
When I think about it, this is a normal person's reaction.
Zhuge Dachang patted the check in his trouser pocket and breathed a sigh of relief. He finally kept it. He walked to Wu Ming with a smile, glanced at Long Jinling secretly, and said seriously: "Don't treat her as a woman, otherwise you will
It’s an ugly loss.”
Wu Ming touched his nose and asked, "Is she very powerful?"
Zhuge Dachang shook his head and said with a bitter smile: "It's not that she's powerful! It's that she's despicable. She will do whatever it takes to defeat her opponent."
"You know her?"
"Today is the first time I've met her, but I've heard about her a long time ago." Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming's curious eyes and said with a smile, "She is the daughter of my fighting instructor. You should take care of yourself!"
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Long Jinling, a mysterious woman, looks very ordinary and wears rustic clothes. She looks like an ordinary rural woman. However, this woman has won the first place prize in the competition for five consecutive years.
She was the only one who dared to shamelessly send a basket of radishes as a gift. I heard that the gift last year was potatoes. In short, she came to Moxi Valley's birthday party purely for the bonus.
Seeing her challenge Wu Ming, a group of busybodies all showed gloating smiles. Not only was this woman powerful, but she also liked to play tricks and use tricks that made people laugh or cry.
Wu Ming had already experienced her despicableness, and he was somewhat mentally prepared. However, when Long Jinling stood in front of him, Wu Ming was quickly dumbfounded...
"Brother! Please give me the bonus! This money is really important to me." Long Jinling neatly knelt down in front of Wu Ming and begged, banging her head.
Are you stupid? Everyone covered their mouths and snickered. The man had gold under his knees, but she was a woman. It was understandable to kneel to anyone. However, she had no self-esteem? Did she really have great difficulties? She needed money very much? The corner of Wu Ming's mouth twitched.
Two clicks...
Seeing that Wu Ming was a little shaken, Long Jinling's eyes lit up, and she suddenly burst into tears. She pursued the victory and said, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"""""
To support you, please give me the bonus?"
The 80-year-old mother? The one-year-old baby brother? The legendary old clam pearls are not so powerful? Are they the latest varieties imported from the Kingdom of Sun? Is this lie too clumsy?
Wu Ming suddenly laughed and said, "Sell your diamond necklace and you should be able to get a lot of money."
"Diamond necklace?" Long Jinling lowered his head and took a look. The diamond necklace on his neck was exposed from his clothes at some point, "Woo... this is fake. How can a poor woman afford diamonds?"
necklace."
Wu Ming chuckled and said, "How about we exchange? I'll give you the bonus, and how about you give me the necklace you're wearing?"
Long Jinling's eyes rolled around, with an expression of joy on her face, and she said: "Really? I do, I do..." She quickly climbed to Wu Ming's side and continued: "I will pick it now..."
She only said half of it before she revealed a treacherous smile and hugged Wu Ming's feet with her hands as fast as lightning...
Unfortunately, Wu Ming reacted faster than her. He put his legs together and jumped over her head, falling behind her butt instantly. After waiting for a long time, Wu Ming raised his foot and kicked her butt hard...
"Ouch... gangster! You kick a woman's butt too!" Long Jinling covered her buttocks and jumped in pain, then turned around and glared at Wu Ming, saying fiercely: "If you don't give me the bonus, I will sue
You are indecent."
"I think you want to add one more thing, intentional harm!" Wu Ming showed an evil smile, made fists with both hands, and continued: "I will beat you to the ground right now!"
Long Jinling swallowed his saliva and whispered: "You dare to hit a woman?"
"Just hit it right!"
"Uh... then I'll admit defeat..." Long Jinling rolled her eyes, walked quickly to Moxi Gu and squatted down, showing a bright smile, and said: "Mr. Mo, give me the third place bonus quickly.
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Shameless! She is greedy for life, afraid of death, and loves money as much as life. Such a woman is really the best.
Hearing someone complaining of dissatisfaction, Long Jinling stood up, glanced around coldly, and said, "Which of you is dissatisfied?" Then he strode up to Feng Tianming and asked in a rough voice:
"Do you have any objection if I take the bonus for third place?"
"The Lun family is gone!" Feng Tianming showed a twitchy expression and his face turned slightly red.
Damn! It turns out that this pretty boy only turns into a sissy when facing women. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both despise Feng Tianming.
"It's better if you don't have it!" Long Jinling patted him on the shoulder, showing a teachable expression, and then hummed loudly: "Now I declare that the third place bonus is mine. If anyone wants to be a hooligan,
Welcome to challenge me."
"..." Speechless, except for Wu Ming, no one dares to act like a hooligan.
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The livestock haven't been very prosperous recently, but their fortunes have been quite prosperous. Wu Ming got the first place bonus of 500,000 yuan, and Zhuge Dachang got the second place 300,000 yuan. I didn't expect that there would be such a huge income from the competition.
What a windfall!
From now on, Old Man Leng must take cases. If there is no case for him, even if he is asked to create a case, he will take it. If he doesn't create a case, then pinch his neck and force him to create a case and then take it. In this way, he will not be far away from becoming famous.
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After having enough food and nothing to do, they wanted to go for a walk in the mountains. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang went to Mo Xiyan to borrow a shotgun. Unfortunately, they were a step too late and someone borrowed the shotgun. As the next best thing, they borrowed two rat forks.
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It is said that when Moxigu was young, he used this kind of rat fork as a javelin to kill a three hundred kilogram wild boar. Are there wild boars in the mountains? After getting the affirmative answer, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were excited.
When there were guns, there were no birds, but now there are no guns. As soon as the two entered the woods, they saw a big bird stuck in the tree. After confirming again and again that it was not a poultry, Wu Ming touched his nose and moved his shoulders.
With a swish, he threw the gun in his hand...
No hair was hit, and the mouse flew into the forest.
"Asshole... you can't even take a shit! Who is so fucking wicked? You almost shot me in the butt!" This was Leng Zhenyue's voice.
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other...
"Looks like it's not a good time to hunt today!"
"What Brother Pig said is true."
The two of them hurried away and spent the whole afternoon wandering around, finding nothing.
There will be a big banquet for Moxigu's birthday for three days. In the evening, another opera troupe comes. This time it is a pure Peking opera troupe. Brother Shimei, who has been guillotined tens of thousands of times, will be guillotined again tonight. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang
I didn't know how to appreciate the quintessence of Chinese culture at all, so I went back to the room early.
Feng Tianming was reading entertainment gossip news on his computer. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were playing on their mobile phones when they suddenly heard a piece of news that shocked them...
Miss Leng Bingbing, a well-known Chinese entrepreneur and president of Anle Security Company, became pregnant out of wedlock. Who is the man? Currently, she has not responded to this matter.
No? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang quickly got in front of the computer and saw a large number of reporters gathered in front of their company...
After reading the news, Zhuge Dachang patted Wu Ming on the shoulder and exclaimed: "Sangui! You seem to be in bad luck again."
Wu Ming murmured: "How could this happen? It was just a joke, how could it be on TV? This is too exaggerated?"
Feng Tianming looked at the two of them suspiciously and said, "Do you know this?" Then he nodded and continued, "I almost forgot, you are from Anle Company."
"It's such a big thing, but she didn't call me..." Wu Ming quickly took out his cell phone and called Leng Bingbing. As soon as the call came through, Wu Ming directly bombarded him: "It's such a big thing, why didn't you call me?"
I?"
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then a cold and indifferent voice rang: "Are you talking about my pregnancy?"
"nonsense!"
"This is a private matter. You are still involved in the case now. Let's talk about it when you come back." The cold words meant that official matters were important and personal matters should be put aside first.
Is this woman too calm? Wu Ming said anxiously: "Why don't you come forward and explain? That was just a joke on my part."
"There are many things you don't understand. You can't explain this kind of thing..." There was a hint of helplessness in Leng Bingbing's tone, and he said, "We'll talk about it when you come back!"
Wu Ming carefully probed: "Aren't you angry?"
Leng Bingbing took a deep breath and said coldly: "What do you think?" After a moment of silence, she continued: "Your case will end on Sunday. Give me a call when you come back. There are two people who want to see you."
Wu Ming asked anxiously: "Who?"
Leng Bingbing sighed and said: "My parents!"
"No?" Wu Ming was so frightened that his hair almost grew two centimeters, and he asked anxiously: "Didn't you explain to them?"
"I explained it, and I even went to the hospital."
"Hospital?" Wu Ming was stunned for a moment before he understood what she meant. She might have gone for a pregnancy test. He smiled bitterly and said, "Then why do they still want to see me?"
"I don't know! Maybe I want to sink you into the Huangpu River!" Leng Bingbing said and hung up the phone.
Chapter completed!