I've made your great-niece's belly bigger!

Is this true? Great!

Just for fun!

Get lost! Useless thing.

She doesn’t have my goods in her warehouse, but everyone in the world thinks she has my goods in her warehouse. What should I do?

Then just make the mistake and make up the vote!

I didn't get on the bus, how can I pay for the ticket?

Then first do what she likes and please her.

consult!

Bing'er will laugh when she sees the midnight bell!

I screamed after watching it!

Bing'er doesn't drink well!

I'll pour you a glass!

On Sunday morning, the beautiful weather could not dispel the severe coldness in Wu Ming's heart, which was like a winter night. The result of the discussion with Leng Zhenyue the day before yesterday was to build plank roads openly and covertly build warehouses, turning falsehood into fact.

If it was really that easy, then he would be so bothered now!

You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Now Wu Ming finally deeply understands the meaning of this sentence. Even if he has three hundred thousand in his pocket, he still has a sad face. Some people cry and others laugh. When he returned to Zhonghai yesterday,

As soon as he entered the house, two hundred thousand yuan went into Yan Ruyu's pocket, and the beauty's smile was enough to make all flowers eclipse.

After that, the four of them spent 50,000 yuan on a meal at Caesar's Palace. If they ate according to this standard every day, Yan Ruyu would be able to finish the 500,000 yuan windfall in a few days. However, seeing Yan Ruyu smiling happily after eating, Wu

I think it's worth it.

Am I cheap? Isn't it mean to squander money on an unrelated woman and still feel happy? What's even more mean is that when he got up early in the morning and had nothing to do, Wu Ming couldn't help but help when he saw that several sets of underwear that Yan Ruyu had changed had not been washed.

She washed it.

As for why you knew it was Yan Ruyu's underwear? Needless to say? It's obvious at a glance. One of the bras in the house is an A bra and the other is a D bra. Men who can't tell the difference can go see God.

She doesn't know how to wash clothes or cook. She likes to sleep in and spend money randomly. She has small breasts and a bad temper. But Wu Ming thinks she is cute with such a beautiful face. He smiles while hanging his underwear...

"Why are you giggling there alone?"

Yan Ruyu, who had just gotten up to look for water, had her face turned upward. Her facial features without makeup did not look so three-dimensional and delicate, but had a hint of freshness and softness of the girl next door. Her makeup was still dewy. Wu Ming looked at her and smiled: "It's nothing.

, smell the fresh air.”

"Then...then you...smell slowly." Yan Ruyu looked at Wu Ming and said hesitantly, showing a shy little woman's look. After speaking, she turned around and ran away holding the water glass in both hands...

Why is she blushing? Wu Ming was confused and picked up a black bra to hang up. It wasn't the first time he helped her wash her underwear. Could it be? She thought I was sniffing her underwear secretly?

This problem is a bit serious. I must explain that washing underwear and smelling underwear are completely different concepts. One is a new good man, and the other is a low-level and dirty **.

Of course, I am a **, but I am a person with taste, content and grace... Although I am still an **, my level is much higher.

Wu Ming finished drying his underwear in a few seconds, hurried upstairs, and opened the door of Yan Ruyu's room. Before he could enter, he was stunned...

It's better to come early than to come by chance. Miss Yan is changing clothes!

This is a sexy backside. Yan Ruyu's smooth and clean back is like fine brocade. You can tell it is slippery without touching it. The small panties cannot cover her plump buttocks at all, and her slender and delicate legs are perfect.

The time was frozen for three seconds!

Wu Ming never hesitates to praise beautiful things. He stared at Yan Ruyu's perky buttocks and exclaimed: "What a nice butt!"

"Ah..." Yan Ruyu screamed hysterically.

Wu Ming hurriedly closed the door. A large number of unknown objects hit the door, and a "bang bang bang bang" sound was heard. Oh! Woman! She didn't react at all when she saw a man wearing a bikini at the beach, but at home, she wore underwear to a man.

Seeing that, the reaction was so huge, it’s really unreasonable.

"What happened?"

"What's your name, little Yangui? What are you doing?"

Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang came out of the room and asked curious questions at the same time. Wu Ming shrugged and said casually: "It's nothing, Yan Xiaozhu is changing clothes."

"How did you know she was changing clothes?" Zhuge Dachang asked stupidly.

"Idiot!" Feng Wushuang rolled her eyes and said, "Of course Xiaoyan screamed when he saw Xiaoyan changing clothes."

Looking at the two pairs of critical eyes, Wu Ming laughed twice and said: "I'm going in to apologize. If you don't see me coming out within a minute, remember to call an ambulance." After saying that, he opened the door of Yan Ruyu's room with dignity.

, walked in with a tragic face...

Soon, Wu Ming's screams came out, and the sound reached the ears, making people feel creepy. Was the scream too cruel?

The two people looked at each other outside the door, and Zhuge Dachang asked cautiously: "Do you want to call an ambulance?"

Feng Wushuang crossed her arms and said calmly: "Don't worry! At most, he will be paralyzed, and no one will die!"

"…………"

Soon, Wu Ming came out. His head and face were covered with lipstick, foundation, skin care cream and so on. He looked colorful. Zhuge Dachang asked nervously: "Sangui! Are you okay?"

"Something's happening! Something's happening!" Wu Ming said solemnly: "Hurry up and find ten or eight beautiful nurses to treat me."

Zhuge Dachang breathed a sigh of relief and said: "It seems everything is fine!"

………………………………………………………………

Luck has always been bad recently. After a simple breakfast, Zhuge Dachang suggested going to Lianhua Mountain on the outskirts of Zhonghai City to worship the gods. Wu Ming raised his hands in agreement. He was about to seek a peace charm, which might come in handy at night. The two women had no objections, and they also

I want to ask for a signature.

Two hours later, a group of four people drove to the famous Lotus Mountain in Zhonghai City. There is a lotus temple on Lotus Mountain, dedicated to Guanyin. Pilgrims gather every day, and there is an endless stream of people asking for fortune-telling. A peace talisman costs nine.

Ninety-eight.

If you believe in ghosts and gods, they exist; if you don't believe in them, they don't exist.

After burning incense, the four of them knelt on the bed to worship and make wishes. Wu Ming looked pious and muttered: "I want a wife! I want a lot of wives!"

"What a beautiful idea you have!" Yan Ruyu rolled her eyes at him, then clasped her hands together and began to kowtow.

Wu Ming kowtowed along with Yan Ruyu and whispered: "First bow to heaven and earth, second bow to high hall, husband and wife bow to each other."

Yan Ruyu spat with a red face: "Don't talk nonsense in front of the gods."

After kowtowing, Wu Ming looked at Yan Ruyu, smiled, and said, "Is it time for us to enter the bridal chamber?"

"Fuck you!" Yan Ruyu wrinkled her nose, smiled brightly, and hurriedly ran to ask for the signature.

Then, each of the four of them asked for a lottery, and there were many people waiting for the interpretation. It is said that Wong Tai Sin, the fortune teller, can understand the secrets of heaven. He is a well-known master, known as the iron mouth, and,

After drinking the 'holy water' he blessed me with, I immediately got 100% marks in every subject.

Holy water? This seems to be something that only Jesus has? Wu Ming had an idea and remembered a famous line related to holy water on TV: What you are drinking is our urine!

No? Not that disgusting?

Finally, it was the turn of the four of them to unravel their fortunes and enter a meditation room. The legendary Wong Tai Sin did indeed look like that. He was an old man with long beard and hair, and he had a bit of a fairy spirit.

Wong Tai Sin stroked his beard and said warmly: "Young people, what do you want to ask?"

"Help me check my recent fortune?"

Zhuge Dachang handed the lot out first. Huang Daxian took it with a smile, looked at the sign, and then looked at Zhuge Dachang carefully. He nodded confidently and said in a condescending voice: "Your destiny is nothing out of the ordinary.

, is the incarnation of a dragon, the legendary king of earth dragons. Your fortune in all aspects has been very high recently. You can always turn danger into disaster, but you will lose money."

Zhuge Dachang asked: "What about marriage?"

"Your marriage is not far away. Moreover, your other half has the same destiny. You are destined to have a son."

Zhuge Dachang still wanted to ask, but Feng Wushuang pushed him aside, handed his signature to Huang Taixian, and said directly: "Marriage!"

After Huang Taixian looked at it for a while, he suddenly smiled and said: "Another unique destiny, this is the Phoenix destiny. Well... you will have a very happy marriage, and your husband is equally precious.

, you will have a son in your life."

Wu Ming looked at Zhuge Dachang, then at Feng Wushuang, and said with a smile: "You two seem to be a couple, almost!"

Feng Wushuang glanced coldly at the giggling Zhuge Dachang and hummed: "Get out!"

"It's my turn, it's my turn, I'm asking about marriage, I'm asking about marriage..." Yan Ruyu excitedly handed the lot to Wong Tai Sin.

Wu Ming scorned: "You are so embarrassed! They all ask about marriage."

"I want you to take care of it!"

"that is!"

Huang Taixian read Yan Ruyu's fortune, then looked at her face, and said in admiration: "It is still a unique destiny. Qingluan descends to earth, and is destined to be rich and noble, with endless glory. This is the destiny of a princess. What have you been doing lately?"

The red luan star is moving, your true destiny is far away in the sky, but right before your eyes, you are destined to have a son and a daughter."

After listening to Wong Tai Sin's words, Yan Ruyu's face turned red. She glanced at Wu Ming secretly, and her heart jumped like a deer.

Finally it was Wu Ming's turn. He handed over his lottery and said loudly: "I'm asking about marriage!"

He still had the nerve to talk about others, so the three of them despised him!

Wong Tai Sin looked at Wu Ming for a long time and said in surprise: "It is actually the destiny of a real dragon that is unparalleled in the world. This is the destiny of an emperor, and he is favored by Tianlong."

"Emperor Prime Minister?" Zhuge Dachang was shocked and said, "Did you read that correctly?"

"I've been helping people look at their faces for forty years, and they can't be wrong! This is indeed the face of a king, not an ordinary person."

"Emperor? Too exaggerated?" Wu Ming laughed and joked: "Then am I also like an emperor, with three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines?"

"Shameless!" Yan Ruyu spat.

"Since it is the emperor's destiny, even if you don't become the emperor, God will not treat you lightly..." Huang Taixian smiled mysteriously, coughed twice, and continued: "Let's put it this way! You will have nine fortunes in your life.

Sons and twelve daughters.”

Wu Ming laughed loudly and said: "Haha! So many!"

"Humph! The calculation is not accurate at all!" Yan Ruyu suddenly got angry and said angrily: "Let's go!" After saying that, she stomped away...

You're all right, why is this young lady so angry? Wu Ming felt a little confused, Feng Wushuang rolled her eyes at him and said: "Idiot! Xiaoyan only has one son and one daughter in her life, but you have more than twenty

Son, can she not be angry?"

Wu Ming was still puzzled: "What does this have to do with her? Is she so angry?"

Feng Wushuang was so angry that she yelled: "You idiot, can't you see that Xiaoyan likes you?" Seeing that Wu Ming was still dumbfounded, she rolled her eyes and continued: "Still standing still.

What? Why don’t you hurry up and chase me!”

Wu Ming touched his nose before chasing after him. Zhuge Dachang and Feng Wushuang looked at each other, turned their heads awkwardly to one side, and walked out of the Zen room side by side...
Chapter completed!